Eternal Return

Eternal Return

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Being a Bad Person with Lazer Axe Jackie
By GOTS JUMPSCARE
Do you like lasers? Do you like axes? Do you like dominating the early game with little consequence? Then this guide is the guide for you!
   
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Overview
These are the items we're going to need.
A butler suit for life steal
A Tac Ops Helmet for attack speed
A vital sensor also for attack speed (Can be upgraded to radar later if you get the stuff)
A white crane fan for healing reduction
Feather boots once again for attack speed
and finally
OUR FRICKIN LAZER AXE
This axe will increase you vision range, has a high attack power early game and can be acquired in area 2 with this guide. The only downside is it's not as powerful as some late game axes but so long as you keep killing to up your mastery that shouldn't be a problem. Onto the route!
The Route
The route may looked complicated but it's curated to cause maximum suffer to our foes.
We start at Cemetery to start for our base items. Hope to get the bamboo first as this can be built into our green axe right away in case of early(ier) fighting.
Next is hospital where well use scrap metal and iron to make steel which will be comboed with laser pointer into the coveted LAZER AXE.
After this we move to pond to upgrade our headgear and tear up anyone looking for gems. We don't need em but people who do will tend to be at their weakest here so if you see those triangles on your minimap get hunting and fast. Remember their less likely to run away earlier since they'll most likely underestimate your damage.
At avenue well finish our fan and school our butler suit. This is when well be at our strongest since we will both life steal to keep ourselves in the fight while killing our enemies health regen from food essentially turning us into health shredding machines when coupled with the axe damage.
Once you hit Archery Range you'll finish your boots to become harder to escape.
Finally hit up hotel to finish your build with you sensor and helmet. If you still have time try to get that radar for the extra crit chance, but don't sweat it if you can't.
The End (of Your Enemies)
Just remember your damage is going to fall off somewhat late game so kill EVERYTHING YOU SEE in order to keep mastery up, I cannot stress that enough. Well folks, good luck, good hunting and have fun with your axe and frickin lazer beams.
1 Comments
MerlinCross 17 May, 2021 @ 7:04pm 
What is this dude? No armor or boots till near the end of the run? You get torn up by anyone you come across making it a coin flip of "Do you kill".