Most of the achievements are pretty straightforward and obvious in this game, except these two.... So here is a quick guide to save you from having to go to Google. Or whatever.

Description:

Befriend everyone's most favoritest helpful character!

How to do:

Go to Stage 6 aka "Assault Zone", fight your way through enemies, arrows, and helicopters till you get to this point....


Duck, or "Dodge" in between the two Stone Pillars until Fuzzface appears. Enjoy your new best friend!

Description:

Become the hidden idol!

How to do:

At the start of Stage 7, aka "Some Kind of Lab". Hit the punching bag 87 times, no more, no less. When you hear the sound, wait a moment, and you'll be sent to a short, but difficult obstacle course. Fight your way through the masked enemies, and knives, and you'll be sent back to the start of level 7, with your shiny new Achievement to show for it.

Enjoy your new achievements, and all the satisfaction Satisfaction not guaranteed that comes with them.