"Ahhhh, yeah!
Threat Level Midnight!
Makes all the girlies feel alright!
From Madonna to Madelyn Allbrite, Threat Level Midnight!
It’s a threat, a level, a level level threat.
He’s the greatest hockey-star I ever seen yet.
Threat Level what? Midnight!
Threat Level who? Michael Scarn!
Threat Level why? Apartheid! Gotta fight it, Free Mandela!
Peace I’m out!"