Worms Armageddon

Worms Armageddon

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How To Discern Reality
By ✟DEUS✟ Quercus and 1 collaborators
It is difficult to discern reality in life. Often objects may be a figment of our imagination , with our very homes being an allusion created by a wizard in an attempt to lull us into a false state of placidity. It is truly a daunting prospect to contemplate that the very foundations allowing our homes to remain intact, may in fact be a mirage, constructed by our minds. Frequently, while playing this game about worms brutally eviscerating each other, I often pondered if what I was witnessing was genuinely occurring. I was often left dumbstruck, attempting to rationalise, if it is indeed possible in the worm hierarchy for animosity and tribal warfare to occur. These questions, provoked a further sense of perplexity, one which ignited the very depths of my curiousity. In an attempt to seek tangible evidence, to justify my beliefs, I underwent thorough forensic and scientific analysis, with my findings prompting the creation of this guide, which will discern whether this game is realistic and plausible.
   
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Introduction
As a basic introduction, this game features what appears to be giant mutant worms, which are pitted against each other in an arena. They are then forced to fight to the death, likely in an attempt to acquire land or to further cement there influence in the worm hierarchy. These worms appear to act in a deformed manner, having little regard for their own personal safety in there zealous conquest of all of worms kind. What is furthermore, more alarming however, if there deformed aesthetic, such will be presented below.

But what Is Reality?
Reality is the state of things which genuinely exist, it is effectively a tangible and represents the embodiment of logicality. The idea of reality often conflicts with an individuals perception of the world, It is rather a unique and puzzling concept to explain coherently, however, to put it lightly, reality is the genuine world around us. The foundations of society, life, nature, essentially what we can tangibly visualise and touch in real life.

Is Worms Realistic?
It is an enigma, a thought provoking question. Does this game about worms bombarding each other with an arsenal of militaristic weaponry display realistic tendencies? The answer is an obvious yes. A large amount of the populace in modern day society, from the humblest squirrel, to the most affluent noble, have remained entrapped within the constraints of there own reality. They are unable to comprehend the possibility of other organisms forming social hierarchies and engaging in lengthy tribal warfare. In reality, the worms society consists of various tribes, who engage tenaciously in fearsome tribal warfare. This can be demonstrated by the image below, which represents a tribe known as the Chok tribe. The image displays there leader, known as the 4 inch wonder, nonchalantly, flaunting his weaponry, to eager photographers, who encapsulate the scene. It is a distinct reality, these tribes are led by warlords, who seek above all, fame, glory and wealth.

The Social Hierarchy
After extensive studies by our scholars, the worm's social hierarchy has been discovered. There hierarchy operates similarly to a feudal European model. As demonstrated by the model below, the king is at the top of the social ladder, being responsible for managing the tribes resources. Comprised of the leaders advisory officials are his commanders, warlords who manage the resources and march into war. Commanders lead soldiers, who fight for there king and country. Below the soldiers are weaponsmiths, who smith various items, particularly those used for war. At the bottom of the hierarchy, are ordinary citizens, who possibly work at bakeries producing produce. In summary, it can be said that these tribes have an elaborately developed hierarchy, similar to that found during earlier time periods in Europe.

Conclusion
In conclusion, using evidence from the perfectly legitimate hierarchy structure, it can be stated that the game does adhere to logical principles. The only unique aspect however, is that this reality is unique to ours, as the tribes, featured in the game, adhere to unique social principles, which cause a distinctive reality, contrasting to ours, to solidify. As such, overall, the game can be considered a wholly reliable source, when analysing worm society, a source which should be regarded with utter reverence and respect.

5 Comments
Ned Kelly 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14pm 
You should be beholden and deeply indebted towards the author of this guide, for you can now peer into the lens of reality unhindered.
Kritigri 29 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47am 
I just wanted to figure out how to rebind my controls, man...
MOOCHIE 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:00pm 
yuh
Szennyeskosár 4 Dec, 2020 @ 3:38am 
the demons are trying to chew away at my testicles every night and want to take my autographed picture of Jesus Christ :v)
crucifixus123 8 Oct, 2020 @ 4:58pm 
wtf