because i ripped the image out of google and idk your weirdass wojak bowtie lore

Why does he have an AnCap bowtie?

Instructions unclear, I became italian

ally with ussr and usa

Real Germans ally ethiopia.

Invade belgium, then invade France without allying italy, then idk do what you want with UK, attacc poland, attacc USSR.

HAHA FUNNY

i did nazi that coming

All you need are a few battleships to momentarily gain naval parity/supremacy in the english channel after taking france. Then you naval invade, take UK. Then operation barbarossa without two front war is easy and from there take japan once they try to invade to take indochina from you/your subjects.

From there you can use your foothold in british columbia to take canada and US. Then it's just a slow process of taking over china and the ME nations not already under your control from beating England/France.

them nazis do be dressing fresh tho