To find a criminal, you have to first find a crime. This could include:

-Somebody who is driving 4 miles above limit.
-Somebody who says mean things on the internet
-Somebody who abuses animals
-People who are big fat bullies
-A building on fire
-Candlewick length violating government regulation
-People who are dueling to the death
-Somebody using a bump stock (evil >:c)
-Somebody being a racist (illegal)
-Gang Members (m*xican)
-20 year old drinking booze (very bad D:)

If you find somebody who violates one of these laws, then you can move on to step two

Now that you have found the bad guy, you need to stop them. To do this, you must:

-Shoot them in the head

But if you miss, then don't worry, they will usually run away. this gives you a golden opportunity to:

-Shoot them in the back of the head

Although, this might not work either. in which case, you can try

-Shooting them in the back
-Shooting them in the neck
-Shooting them in their shoulders
-Shooting them in their butt
-Shooting them in their legs (illegal in some states)
-Shooting them in their hands

But, they might not run away, and in fact fight back like the pigeons they are. In which case you can:

-Give up



And the third option is that they might put their hands up and surrender. This makes it easier to shoot them in the back of the head, but some police departments don't like it when you do that, so if you have a body cam on, just pull out your non-lethal taser and shoot them in the neck.

Even if you try everything I have told you in step two, you might not still be able to catch the bad guy. We all know how horrible it is when justice does not get delivered to those who truly deserve it. Maybe you were able to arrest the suspect, but he hired a crafty lawyer and got acquitted, even though you know he did not deserve it. It is important not to get wrathful or vengeful. You have to not just look for the results. When all you want is the result, you start to look for shortcuts. And if you take that shortcut, you might lose sight of the truth. You'll become less motivated. The most important thing is that you have the will to find the truth. As long as you have that, even if the suspect gets away this time, you'll get them eventually right? Because that's what you're after.

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