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There are many regiments in holdfast, but only a few turn you into a chad that few women can resist.

1. 47e



The 47e is a great choice, infact, you get two Thai strippers upon joining! Way to get a head start on all those other virgins!

2. 7. Fuß


The 7. Fuß can also be a great chad regiment, but unfortunatly, no grils are included with entry, so they get a solid pass from me :(

3. 77th

Monkeys spend a large amount of their day having sex.

This can be difficult nowadays, its hard to know if you are talking to an actual wahmen, or if you're talking to A TRAP!

This however did not prove difficult in my regiment... Infact, I knew where to go right away.



Now listen very carefully, for it is very important... You need to brag about the size of your musket, yeah, that's right, your musket. Talk extensivly about how it's muzzle loaded, how it can penetrate heavy armour, how it's ammunition needs to be kept away from liquids. Finally, it is important that you ask her to polish your musket.



After she has polished your musket... Thank her; that would've been hard work by yourself!

Thank you all for listening to my Ted talk, I hope you found much women while on this journey, or at the very least a couple thai strippers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.