Holdfast: Nations At War

Holdfast: Nations At War

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How to pick up women in holdfast
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A gentlemans guide to dating in holdfast
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Step 1: Ensure you are attracted to women
There may be many reasons why you may be attracted to men, the most prominent of which being homosexuality. If you happen to be gay, this guide may not be for you, though you may be able to gather some useful information regardless. It may be incredibly difficult to check for homosexuality, so here is a infographic to help you figure it out.

Step 2: Join Chad Regiment
There are many regiments in holdfast, but only a few turn you into a chad that few women can resist.

1. 47e



The 47e is a great choice, infact, you get two Thai strippers upon joining! Way to get a head start on all those other virgins!

2. 7. Fuß


The 7. Fuß can also be a great chad regiment, but unfortunatly, no grils are included with entry, so they get a solid pass from me :(

3. 77th

Monkeys spend a large amount of their day having sex.
Step 3: Locate the bahjina
This can be difficult nowadays, its hard to know if you are talking to an actual wahmen, or if you're talking to A TRAP!

This however did not prove difficult in my regiment... Infact, I knew where to go right away.



Now listen very carefully, for it is very important... You need to brag about the size of your musket, yeah, that's right, your musket. Talk extensivly about how it's muzzle loaded, how it can penetrate heavy armour, how it's ammunition needs to be kept away from liquids. Finally, it is important that you ask her to polish your musket.



After she has polished your musket... Thank her; that would've been hard work by yourself!

Step 4: Profit!
Thank you all for listening to my Ted talk, I hope you found much women while on this journey, or at the very least a couple thai strippers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
45 commentaires
Littlewheel 26 nov. 2023 à 21h42 
can confirm, not in those regs and no wahmen yet :cupdown:
Messire 11 nov. 2023 à 14h03 
instruction unclear PENIS DANS OIGNON
Artisan 평온 21 sept. 2023 à 22h26 
excuse me i disagree here: Prussia is the only state to have a literal gay king, why is it not the prime side from homosexuals???????
redfox4755 12 aout 2023 à 17h28 
what the heck did i read
ßravemullet™ 8 aout 2023 à 11h36 
thanks to this guide i have been able to seduce several horses
akutle 6 mai 2023 à 21h10 
austria is also approved. :tup:
Spammy McJunkmail 28 févr. 2023 à 12h20 
This guide is not accurate, the 7Fub is made up of nothing but femboys.
Dinosaur boner 28 févr. 2023 à 6h30 
I found a woman with this guide. We are now married and 7 months pregnant. Thank you.
Muszy 27 févr. 2023 à 23h24 
ok anime pfp
Mayonnaise Dealer 11 févr. 2023 à 6h26 
Step 1: Ensure you are attracted to women
There may be many reasons why you may be attracted to men, the most prominent of which being homosexuality. If you happen to be gay, this guide may not be for you, though you may be able to gather some useful information regardless. It may be incredibly difficult to check for homosexuality, so here is a infographic to help you figure it out.


Step 2: Delete Game.


Step 4: Profit!
Thank you all for listening to my Ted talk, I hope you found much women while on this journey. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.