First step to becoming monkey, is doing the Obama. You may ask how one does the Obama, but it is actually quite simple. First, you want to run for president in the year of 2008. You then must win the presidential election for the United States in the year 2008. Do not worry if you did not do this before hand, you can always create a bodyswap and time machine.

Second step is actually more simple than the first, you just need to create Team Fortress 3, and NEKOPARA Vol. 69. After you do this, you can now proceed to the final step.

3rd step is very hard, you just need to trust me with this one. You need to kill your Minecraft dog on your hardcore survival let's play, then you have to die to a Creeper that is currently being scared from your Minecraft cat.
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To continue this process takes intense mental stability, because if you are not mentally stable you might end up losing all of your sanity in these final steps.

For this step, you will need, a very thick rope, a chair, and a roof that has something you can tie the rope to.(trees work as well)

then you are going to want to throw all of the supplies i just told you to buy in a fire, because hanging humans are not happy humans.

next, you want to go back to minecraft hardcore mode and start a new world. then you are going to find the end portal in one sitting. after that, fight the ender dragon, but right before the ender dragon dies, you are going to press alt + f4, and erase all of your data in that world. in order to become one with monkey you must keep retrying this step until the enderdragon dies. once you kill the ender dragon, take a look in the mirror. if you look in the mirror and you are monkey, then congrats you have successfully became one with monkey!