𝙩 𝙤 𝙙 𝙖 𝙮　𝙞　𝙬 𝙞 𝙡 𝙡　𝙩 𝙚 𝙖 𝙘 𝙝　𝙮 𝙤 𝙪　𝙝 𝙤 𝙬　𝙩 𝙤　𝙘 𝙤 𝙢 𝙢 𝙞 𝙩　𝙬 𝙖 𝙧 𝙘 𝙧 𝙞 𝙢 𝙚 𝙨









i know it's really hard so i'm willing to teach you how

ain't i cool rn? lol

so here is what you need to do

1. Do not place any tables.
• i know you want to, just don't.
  
• if YOU want to make your colonists suffer, do not place ANY TABLES.
  
• okay i get it, you are trying to be cool and relatable, but this time DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BE COOL AND JUST GO AND LIVE YOUR LIFE WITHOUT PLACING ANY TABLES.
  
• listen, DO NOT place any tables under any of circumstances.
  
• welp, i warned you, now you will suffer.

so the main warcrime is eating without the table so here is a quick list of what to do or don't.
treat this as a bucket list and maybe even try to speedrun the whole list.

1. Breaches of the Geneva Conventions:
• Willful killing, or causing great suffering or serious injury to body or health.
  
• Torture or inhumane treatment.
  
• Unlawful wanton destruction or appropriation of property.
  
• Forcing a prisoner of war of a fair trial
  
• Unlawful deportation, confinement or transfer
  
• Taking hostages.
  
• Directing attacks against civilians.
  
• Directing attacks against humanitarian workers of UN peacekeepers.
  
• Killing a surrendered combatant.
  
• Misusing a flag of truce.
  
• Settlement of occupied territory
  
• Deportation of inhabitants of occupied territory
  
• Using poison weapons
  
• Using civilians as shields. (let's say that animals count too)
  
• Using child soldiers. (my favourite)
  
• Firing upon a Combat Medic with clear insignia.

2. Other Breaches:
• R4pe, sexual slavery, forced prostitution or forced pregnancy.
  
• Pillage.
  
• Summary execution.
  
• Wooden stools.
  
• Forced Cannibalism, or just Cannibalism.
  
• Forced drug uses.
  
• Forced Limbs,Guts or other organs removal.
  
• Peg Legs.

3. Honorable Mentions:
• EATING WITHOUT TABLE
  
• EATING WITHOUT TABLE
  
• EATING WITHOUT TABLE
  
• EATING WITHOUT TABLE
  
• EATING WITHOUT TABLE

i
hope
you
don't
use
any
tables
in
your
colony
or
else

so this is it, it took me 1h to make this so... i hope you had fun reading this.


















































i have heard you placed a table in your colony, am i right?
i hope you didn't because then this bat would start flying.

remember those tings:
1. no tables
2. geneva convention - more like geneva nothing lol :dab:
3. like share & subskreib and du not forget about da notifikejszyn belllledelphin
5. maths = bad
7.vorona kirus is bad, so wash your hands bro
8. rim world more like rim sword

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