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how 2 simp like guyaslanov
Автор: adolfamir
Best guide ever made from the creators of "how 2 gold dig like ggladenia" and "how 2 suger daddy like spicycrap"
hope you enjoy it :(
   
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STEP 1 - START A CRINGY YOUTUBE CHANNEL
like wtf is that sh*t?
STEP 2 - BUY THE WORST PC YOU CAN AFFORD
buy the cheapest pc you can , that will crash your live stream every second! very nice
nvidia gt 610 vibes

STEP 3 - START FLEXING AROUND ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL LIFE
start flex about the first time u fuc*ed some ugly as* girl or that a girl fuc*ed you in the bath
while you're a virgin like wtf?

STEP 4 - GET A GF THAT LOOK LIKE A פועל בניין
get yourself a girlfriend with a sexual fuc*ing anime kawaii voice girl but looks like פועל בניין
bro like she is so ugly you can mistake them for being siblings











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FINAL STEP - LET YOUR GF BE A SL*T ON INSTAGRAM
nothing to say here , just look at what she posts:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
congratulations now you are a simp like guy aslanov!! very nice

click here to watch a very nice video!
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credits:
adolfamir

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Коментарів: 12
eliteplayer 11 трав. 2020 о 5:41 
oh ok whats her ig? idk she kinda got some curves better than a girl which looks like a ruler
76561199040741819 10 трав. 2020 о 19:15 
very nice my friend
trippie 死 9 трав. 2020 о 7:05 
wtf is wrong with u tho
Entvive 9 трав. 2020 о 5:01 
nice
Caroline 8 трав. 2020 о 13:56 
alpha move
adolfamir  [автор] 8 трав. 2020 о 5:30 
its hebrew and ew she looks like a Construction worker xd
eliteplayer 8 трав. 2020 о 0:24 
tnh i would smash her
eliteplayer 8 трав. 2020 о 0:21 
what language is that
Elohim 5 трав. 2020 о 8:38 
Simping fanta hehexd
maui 5 трав. 2020 о 7:30 
simping for a simp:steamfacepalm: