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how 2 simp like guyaslanov
By adolfamir
Best guide ever made from the creators of "how 2 gold dig like ggladenia" and "how 2 suger daddy like spicycrap"
hope you enjoy it :(
   
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Languages: German
Category: Maps
Modes: Deathmatch
Equipment: SMGs
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2 May, 2020 @ 6:35am
5 May, 2020 @ 7:01am
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Guide Index
Overview
STEP 1 - START A CRINGY YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
STEP 2 - BUY THE WORST PC YOU CAN AFFORD 
STEP 3 - START FLEXING AROUND ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL LIFE 
STEP 4 - GET A GF THAT LOOK LIKE A פועל בניין 
FINAL STEP - LET YOUR GF BE A SL*T ON INSTAGRAM 
CONGRATULATIONS!!! 
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STEP 1 - START A CRINGY YOUTUBE CHANNEL
like wtf is that sh*t?
STEP 2 - BUY THE WORST PC YOU CAN AFFORD
buy the cheapest pc you can , that will crash your live stream every second! very nice
nvidia gt 610 vibes
STEP 3 - START FLEXING AROUND ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL LIFE
start flex about the first time u ♥♥♥*ed some ugly as* girl or that a girl ♥♥♥*ed you in the bath
while you're a virgin like wtf?
STEP 4 - GET A GF THAT LOOK LIKE A פועל בניין
get yourself a girlfriend with a sexual ♥♥♥*ing anime kawaii voice girl but looks like פועל בניין
bro like she is so ugly you can mistake them for being siblings











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FINAL STEP - LET YOUR GF BE A SL*T ON INSTAGRAM
nothing to say here , just look at what she posts:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
congratulations now you are a simp like guy aslanov!! very nice

click here to watch a very nice video!
Don't Forget to fav the guide and share it!
credits:
adolfamir
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12 Comments
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eliteplayer 11 May, 2020 @ 5:41am 
oh ok whats her ig? idk she kinda got some curves better than a girl which looks like a ruler
76561199040741819 10 May, 2020 @ 7:15pm 
very nice my friend
AshkenaziMet 9 May, 2020 @ 7:05am 
wtf is wrong with u tho
Entvive 9 May, 2020 @ 5:01am 
nice
Caroline 8 May, 2020 @ 1:56pm 
alpha move
adolfamir  [author] 8 May, 2020 @ 5:30am 
its hebrew and ew she looks like a Construction worker xd
eliteplayer 8 May, 2020 @ 12:24am 
tnh i would smash her
eliteplayer 8 May, 2020 @ 12:21am 
what language is that
Elohim 5 May, 2020 @ 8:38am 
Simping fanta hehexd
maui 5 May, 2020 @ 7:30am 
simping for a simp:steamfacepalm: