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How to become cute
By E-Girl with no job
Hewo!



in this guide I will explain you how to become this so called "kawai" or "cute" !

I also teach you the hidden art how to seduce your pray including if it is worth the risk!

Including what kind of pray you can trap BEAWARE SOME ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN OTHERS!

Enjoy reading it fellow cutie-chans <3
   
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The art of being cute


What is cute at all? Cuteness can be anything. This is why you have to adapt to the prey you want!

I will now list some generic cute stuff which will work for the normal white Knight / Simp prey.

  • Giggling is the easiest way to make your prey feel comfortable and do the next step.

  • Making subtle moan / queek sounds this will make your prey's heart rate go up and if you are lucky

    make him get a heart attack so you can devour his flesh and his brain full with trap pictures.

  • Meowing is a easy way to get the Furry Simp out of it's furry shell, we all know furry's deserve to

    be hanged and skinned alive and that is why people like YOU exist, to cleanse this world!

  • Acting clumsy makes it easy for you to cut their throat by accident! Incase you have other prey

    watching you (If you do you're already a next lvl Cutenessin) can play it of as being clumsy!

The looks


Now that you know some simple forms of techniques we can proceed to the way how you look.

I will now show you some examples how you should look like!

  • The simple E-Thot Shy Girl look





    Looks cute but is the most bland girl you will ever meet. No personality just a cute person.

    Listens to generic pop music I wouldn't choose to be this kind of "Shy Girl".

  • The Sassy Cute Girl look





    This type of Cute Girl is a powerfull one!She has those so called Simps/White Knights following her.

    She has the power to control every kind of prey. I personally recommend to become this kind of girl.


  • The Depressed Girl look






    This kind of Cute Girl has it easy with guess what depressed E-Boys, they fall into her trap like flies

    on a rotten apple full with sticky glue. She will call you at night that she will kill herself if YOU

    don't send her ANOTHER 100 €. She will do ERP and even Porn Videos with you.

    It is a good kind to make money so choose wisely!




There are many more classes anything as I stated before can be perceived as cute!

This is why it is very important to enhance your own "cuteness"!

Or else your prey will look for another"potentional partner".

The Pray

There are many forms of Pray you can get. Some of them give you a bigger reward than others.

It all depends on their class they are and now I will showcase YOU the ones I know.

There might be more of them and feel free to add them on the comment section!




  • The Simp





    This Pray itself is harmless, they tend to worship any female with or without showing cleavage on

    Twitch! Those men have never interacted with a female beforeand this is why they worship

    them! They jump onto anything which sounds like a female being or looks like one!

    It is a low risk but high reward pray!

    Keep in mind a army of them is powerfull and once you control all of them you will be the new

    goddess they will make tales about your majesty so play your Simps right and rule them all!





  • The Otaku Simp





    Simple Pray, he likes anime boobs has 10 Waifus and let's not forget the 20 Body Pillows.

    He is not dangerous, to seduce him all you need is a anime sounding voice or just a anime profile

    picture, the moment you have a connection to animuuu he will become a mindless drone.

    It is a low risk low reward, I don't recommend it unless you want "used" Body Pillows.

    I heard rumours that the so called "Apache Combat Helicopter E-Thot" hunts their basements

    down.





  • The E-Boy





    E-Boys are one of the most common boys in VRChat they are the ones who do ERP

    and become comedians once there is a female sounding person in VRChat.

    They try to get the females attention by any means including putting their "friends" down.

    This kind is pretty easy to fool and make them a mindless drone. Keep in mind they are young

    Boys with no real life experience BUT they did VRSex many times!

    Low risk low to medium reward they are fun to mess around but you can't milk them as much as

    the others ones!





  • The White Knight





    They are the men who still have honour nowadays they are different but yet don't get couchey!

    They tend to stick with females but never get to the point where they actually "own" one.

    Those "White Knights" will protect you with anything they have, even if you are wrong.

    It's the Reich all over again! So the moment you have those "Elite" Battlefield Proven Soldiers!

    Keep them and build a army of them but keep in mind their not dumb their harder to seduce!

    If you fail they don't hesitate to chop your head off! Medium risk extreme good reward!





  • The Incel





    Hates every female being on the planet YET it is possible to defeat this powerfull men if you can

    withstand sacrifices! It is very hard to get to a "Incel" I found out that showing them empathie

    and make them feel better can change their mind atleast on you. They need a self pitty party you

    give them that and they will start to trust you! You will develop a friendly relationship between

    you two.

    At some point you will realise you get many mails and what not and see sometimes at night a

    flashing light out of your window. The reason why for that is Incel's tend to get obsessed with you!

    I rate them as extremely dangerous and unpredictable but EXTREMELY HIGH

    reward if you can make the sacrifice of having no privacy!

    Approach them by your own risk!




Résumé
The way of a cute girl can be very rewarding! But dangerous if you take on the wrong prey!

I'll show you now how this looks in action if you try to act shy even tho your not that kind of person!




I hope you guys enjoyed reading that! Have a lovely day <3

Incase I forgot something write the kind of prey/class I forgot into the comment section!
53 Comments
udon_understand 29 Oct, 2022 @ 8:28am 
i like how the video is unavaible
Unori 11 Oct, 2022 @ 9:19am 
thanks
d34 31 Oct, 2020 @ 4:53pm 
I'm actually trying to accept the fur.
I even gave a furry an award worth of 500sc
just for the sake of it being a furry thing, you see.
I as an individual provide for the community as a whole.

even if they are degenerate furry scum.
carmie 12 Aug, 2020 @ 8:00pm 
lmfaoooo, ily and your cute guide
E-Girl with no job  [author] 8 Jul, 2020 @ 11:03am 
Furry's are the reason why people are lacist. The fluffy fur makes ur brain go dizzy.
CreativeUsername123 8 Jul, 2020 @ 10:57am 
ummm... I have no idea what you're talking about but okay. What's the problem with them?
PJ_2005 5 Jul, 2020 @ 4:46pm 
off to go hang myself also FURRIES FRIGGIN SUCK
Bongo™ 6 Jun, 2020 @ 1:42pm 
So people have a problem with furries?

Thats rude. ;c
CraneOperator⛟ 6 Jun, 2020 @ 9:48am 
stfu
E-Girl with no job  [author] 1 Jun, 2020 @ 12:34pm 
@Fraserholland FURRY'S ARE THE PUREST FORM OF EVIL. We have to purge them from this world so I can be the most evil thing on earth..

@Volt a men of culture

@Henessy He was indeed wholesome :"D

@branrard niaga I didn't EXPECT ANYTHING LESS!