To get started queue up with some friends from all sorts of ranks! Press the "READY" button and you're of to a good start!




Disclaimer: This guide was made during a loading screen.

This is the perfect time to make a 5 start meal. Go watch a 10 minute Gordon Ramsay tutorial and you're set! Don't worry about how long it takes, since you have the time anyway!

Scuba diving is the perfect way to wait for your lobby queue. Go to your nearest pond and find some 30 foot sharks. Try to be friendly but if they attack, throw a punch!

While loading in, go outside and find a spider. Make it your new best friend, or your only one.
Try not to eat the spider (unless in Australia) because this can cause a severe case of "non-straight".

Try sneaking into NASA and going to space. This could possibly be deadly! But, can also result in finding some weed smoking alien friends. (if you see ET say hi for me)

Playing this game can cause brain aneurysms. So to be safe, go to your local alleyway hospital and find a man with a knife that is able to cut open your head.

I'm sorry but the loading screen isn't long enough.