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one time i got a call from the warden about the first death row prisoner while i was digging a tunnel in escape mode

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::::()''O <-MEET SPAKY THE COW,PLEAS COPY AND PASET SURE THAT HE WILL RULE INSTED OF BOB!

Wifi or Book

prisoner 1: my phone conection is gone
prisoner 2: its ok, we only need GPS
prisoner 1: this phone doesn't have GPS
prisoner 2:then WHERE ARE WE?
prisoner 1: internet is back
guard on phone tap: your current location is, your home
*they dig up to find them selves in the room of the guard*
guard: you have reached your destination

phone prisoner: oh god my wi-fi is gone
fork prisoner: i don't know now help me dig this tunnel
phone prisoner: yeah after i play snake
fork prisoner: I DON'T CARE NOW HAND ME THAT STUPID PHONE AND HELP ME DIG
*both prisoners arguing*
*at the surface*
guard 1: huh? whats that noise?
guard 2: probably some people arguing
*other guard arrives*
guard 3: oh hey guys what's up?
guard 1 and 2: we are hearing noises
guard 3: probably some dumb people arguing in the background
*at the tunnel*
phone prisoner: THATS THE LAST STRAW
*phone prisoner shoves fork up the fork prisoner's nose*
fork prisoner: THANKS A LOT MATE NOW THIS STUPID FORK IS STUCK IN MY NOSE-
*fork prisoner breathes in fork*
fork prisoner: i hate you mate
*guards arrive at tunnel while both are arguing*
guards: uhhh whats going on here?
fork prisoner: oh no-
*fork prisoner explodes and the tunnel collapses*

-Prisoners escaping-
Prisoner with phone: Dad, whats the WI-FI password?
Dad: -Sighs- I'm gonna shove that phone up your-
-Tunnel collapses-

NOT THE WIFI!

LOL