This achievement is quite easy to get, all you simpily need to do, is follow the narators instructions.

This achievement is also very easy to get all you need to do is play the game once, exit the game, then re-open it.

This achievement is once again very easy to get. All you need to do is repeatedly attempt to jump (press the space bar) untill you get the achievement. If this doesn't work all you need to do is check your key bindings. Make sure that the 'Jump' action is set to the space bar.

For this achievement you will need to go into The Stanley Parable's game options, then go into 'Extras'. Once you are here all you need to do is turn the 'Achievements' option on.

This achievement seems that it would take years to get, but it could be done in a couple of minutes. Some people would legit not play The Stanley Parable for five years in order to earn this achievement. But you could cheat and go into your computers properties (make sure The Stanley Parible is closed) and set your computer's time forward 5 years. After that you need to play The Stanley Parable and you will get the achievement (remember to change the time back!).

I have tryed in many ways to try and get this achivement quicker, but it seems there is only one way to achieve it. The only (and most obvious) way to get this achivement, is to play (or at least let the game run) for the whole duriation of a Tuesday (e.g. start the game at 11:30pm on a Monday, and stop it at 1:30am on the next Wednesday.

This achievement will take longer than you think, you will need to:
1. Click on door 430 five times.
2. Preform the rest of the narrators commands.

This achievement may seem confusing, but it is easy. All you will need to do is find the 'secret' keypad behind your boss's desk, then continuously press 8 on it untill you hear a voice which will say "eight".

This achievement is harder and longer than it seems. Some people would continuously try to rush though the game to get the achivement. This will eventually work, but there is a shorter way to earn the achievement, just follow these steps:
1. Know how to complete The Stanley Parable.
2. Make your way to the bosses office. Enter the password into the keypad and go in to the 'secret' room. After this go down the elevator, then restart the game. From now on when you enter the bosses office you should be able to enter the 'secret' room immediately (the room should look like the picture below when you enter it).











3. Continuously restart the game untill you spawn in an office which leads straight to the two doors (when you spawn the room should look like the picture below).











4. Race to the end of the game as quickly as you can. If you fail, repeat the previous steps.

This achievment may seem imposible, but its not. It will take a while to earn this achievement, so follow the upcoming steps:
1. Make sure The Stanley Parible is closed, then go to the folder: D:\Steam\SteamApps\common\The Stanley Parable\thestanleyparable\cfg\
This will not work for Mac. Mac users will need to go into finder (or just click the desktop) go into 'go' on the toolbar. Select 'Go to folder' and type in: ~/Library. From there click on the folder which says 'Application Support' and follow the previouly stated directons (Steam\SteamApps\common\The Stanley Parable\thestanleyparable\cfg\config.cfg).

2. Open the folder config.cfg (with any text editor) and type in the following text on a new line:
bind “x” “~;_u”

3. If you already havn't done so, close the text file. Then right click the file and enter the files properties (for Mac the properties option will be known as 'Get info'). Then make sure the file is set to 'Read Only'.

4. Enter The Stanley Parable and click x on the keyboard (you may need to wait a few seconds) and you should get the achievement.

This is the video that i created that covers all of the content in this guide.

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