MORDHAU

MORDHAU

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Commandments From Thy Holy Catapult
By CaptAidan
God hath sent his one and only son down to earth in thee form of a beautiful wooden machinery known as the holy catapult. In the catapults tracks lay the commandments written in the blood of teammates who doth dare oppose the sacred catapults great rocky hard balls. The scripture stands thee as follows.

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The Holy Scripture
1. Thee holy catapult knows no teammate nor enemy, only sinful souls who hath gone unpunished.

2. Pits of fire must be placed near the wooden beast to give fire to its breath. And blessed hammers must give life to the wooden son.

3.Thee anointed saints that operate the sacred relic lay protected with ALL of the armies might in order to insure justice against the foul demons seethed with jealousy.

4. Harm on the grains of the wood that make up the sacred machine is harm on the soul of those who hath caused. Redemption is
unknown. Forgiveness is null. Heathens who dare lay their sinful hands on the catapult with intent of harm hath only one future...
Death.

5. Thy Holiness doth not know death for immortality it obtains. Struck down, it shall arise the next minute, for it's followers would be lost
without it's protection.

16 Comments
❂RITTER SPORTLI®❂ 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55am 
If its written, its law
Twistie 11 May, 2023 @ 7:50am 
commandments unclear i am in a pit of fire burning for eternity for a sin i did onto another heathens catapult? dose the commandment apply for when a heathens is in use of such a sacred relic?
foxc 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29am 
I hope the new testament finally mentions blessed handfuls of incense used to douse heathen fires of hell thrown upon thee holy catapult.
Nad-Da-Lad(DrunkASF) 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm 
art
SheaDy 22 Apr, 2020 @ 7:19pm 
Cant tell if cult or religion...

Regardless i'm in.
SOLIDER OF LOVE AND HONESTY 20 Apr, 2020 @ 5:56pm 
Finally a Religion meant for me
Ghost 20 Apr, 2020 @ 12:06am 
Three shall be the number thou shall count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, accepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is RIGHT OUT.
maximillian thrax 18 Apr, 2020 @ 2:33pm 
what words of wisdom do you have brother regarding the Holy Hand granade of Antioch?
Israeli overlord 16 Apr, 2020 @ 7:08am 
@Skyguard
not until I see some space marines running around...
Skyguard 13 Apr, 2020 @ 6:12am 
@Israeli overlord
It always has been.