Vermintide 2 and Saints Row are doing a crossover:



Stamina: 69
Attributes: Headshot Damage, Armour Piercing, Wide Sweeps
Description: Held only by those strong enough to wield its might, may it pierce as well as it penetrates.

If magic and bullsh*t exists in this universe, why not time travel? Any relation to real life events is purely coincidental:



Ammo: 15 / 2019
Attributes: High Damage, Headshot Damage, Crowd Control
Description: Subscribe to Krubediepie, 420p gopro included.

Really f*cking big guns for a little man, another crossover to celebrate Doom: Eternal:



Ammo: Over 9000
Attributes: High Damage, Overheat, Damage Over Time
Description: "The only thing they fear... is you. And rats. Definitely rats."

Even in his baby years, Thor still had his mighty hammer:



Stamina: Thor: The Dark World IMDb Score.
Attributes: High Damage, Fast Attacks, Wide Sweeps
Description: The elevator is worthy, but you're f*cking not.

Sigmar turned his back for ONE F*CKING MINUTE and Kangaroo Island got smited.



Ammo: Forest 100+ Grass 150+
Attributes: Crowd Control, Overheat, Damage Over Time
Description: Your country is summer fire. January embers. My house burns there, too.

A weapon taken from a time before creation club, lack of npcs and.... Fallout 1st.... Ugh.



Stamina: 3... Fallout 3
Attributes: Fast Attacks, Damage Over Time, Versatile
Description: Made by Moira Brown to ward off mole rats, it had the opposite affect of... making their heads explode... Kerillian has now cannonically bought the stick for 5 shillings.

Well, star wars was apparently a long time ago, f*ck you logic...



Stamina: ∞
Attributes: High Damage, Armour Piercing, Fast Attacks, Versatile, Wide Sweeps, Reveal Fathers, Ignore Shields, Shield Breaking, Powerful Blocks, High Ground
Description: He doesn't use the force, he only uses... force.

Vermintide 2 has made a cross over with the now infamous Covid-19 in an attempt to promote social gatherings!



Ammo: 6 Pack
Attributes: Crowd Control, Damage Over Time, Ignore Shields
Description: I will cure the Corona with the Corona

Sienna is too much about fire, it's time she diversifies her loadout:



Ammo: 69 Squirts
Attributes: Low Damage, Undercharge, Fast Attacks
Description: Don't under estimate this weapon for it's small size and middling damage, it will make all the maidens wet with one pump.

We figured with all the rats we cook, we might as well make use of them:



Stamina: None, it's a f*cking Spatula
Attributes: High Damage, Wide Sweeps, Fast Attacks
Description: THIS IS HOW WE GOT CORONA PEOPLE. DON'T EAT F*CKING RATS

Shhh don't tell Fatshark I leaked all these new weapons. Expect them to be released between now and 2069.

This is all super legit and not a bad April fools joke or anything hahaha *nervous sweating*

Please don't report me daddy. Uwu