to start your self on this great journey you must first aquire the russian people with good boy points or "renown" and characters with the mp5 because russian = funny and mp5 is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good.

also having friends makes this game better by a ♥♥♥♥ ton.

this section is the real meat of the guide and i will go in depth on getting limbs.

step uno(geti t? its funny because spanish 1 is uno and that is funny): Lots of self deprecation so that when you begin extending your limbs its a supprise

step 2: get the gun that isnt your side arm and shoot towards the head of the bad people

step 3: starting yelling in game chat "gaugh dude i got limbs dude! gauggghhhhhhh look at my limbs they are extanding dude! the other team must be quaking at my massive limbs dude. My arms dude look at them dude." because loud is funny.

step 5: if you did not say dude at the end of every sentence in step 2 then you have failed, sorry.

finish