"It's time for another round of persuading my citizens to cease their griping. The all new Failuregrad FM super-high technology radio station will accomplish that no problem. Once I've got it hooked up and staffed adequately, that is. This is Workers and Resources Soviet Republic and I'm your late night DJ comrade.

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Keep reading! This is where I put an easter egg in every video! It definitely isn't exactly the same every single time. No. Secrets are shared below. You should click on all the links to ensure you don't miss the secrets (*).

Would you like a personal video just for you? Perhaps you have a burning question you'd like answered? Now you can have exactly that. Visit me on Wisio and I'll see what I can do : https://www.wisio.com/Colonel_Failure

If you'd like to get an extra video per week, join the Fail Brigade Discord server, play games with the Colonel and help the channel grow you have two paths to glory:
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Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don't always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are. http://facebook.com/cnlfailure

That's all for now. You can go about your business.

(*) - Today's secret: I'm thinking a second town. Right? Second town is a good idea, surely?"