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Oh Hey It's Risk of Rain 2

By MrFlaptastic

A beginner- and veteran-friendly guide on Risk of Rain 2, featuring only the finest artwork created and co-created by me. Now updated with Survivors of the Void!

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Category: Characters, Classes, Co-op, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs, Weapons

Languages: English

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Guide Index

Overview

-=CHARACTERS=-

Commando

Huntress

MUL-T

Engineer

Artificer

Mercenary

Rex

Loader

Acrid

Captain

Bandit

Railgunner

Void Fiend

-{Spoiler}-

Chemist

Spearman

Weaver

Paladin

-=BOSSES=-

Beetle Queen

Wandering Vagrant

Clay Dunestrider

Stone Titan

Grovetender

Magma Worm

Imp Overlord

Solus Control Unit

Aurelionite

Alloy Worship Unit

Grandparent

Overloading Worm

Scavenger

Xi Construct

Void Devastator

-{Spoiler}-

-=ENEMIES=-

Lesser Wisp

Jellyfish

Beetle

Lemurian

Hermit Crab

Clay Templar

Imp

Brass Contraption

Stone Golem

Alloy Vulture

Bighorn Bison

Beetle Guard

Elder Lemurian

Greater Wisp

Void Reaver

Mini Mushrum

Parent

Lunar Chimera (Exploder)

Lunar Chimera (Golem)

Lunar Chimera (Wisp)

Clay Apothecary

Blind Pest

Blind Vermin

Larva

Gup

Geep

Gip

Alpha Construct

Void Infestor

Void Barnacle

Void Jailer

-=OTHER=-

Newt

N'Kuhana

-=PRE-CONCLUSION=-

-=END OF GUIDE=-

Comments

-=CHARACTERS=-

Commando

Name: Commando
Alias: Orange Guy
Favorite Food: Orange
Favorite Color: Red, but he couldn't find any red armor
Likes: Shoot
Dislikes: be ded

PROS:
- Can shoot
- Easy to unlock
- You can tell when you're playing as him
- He can hold his arms out for 15 1/2 minutes
- Great poker face

CONS:
- Can't keep a conversation going
- Becomes disorientated when helmet is tapped
- Only listens to boybands
- Can't tell if he's looking at you

MISC:
- Takes suspiciously short bathroom breaks
- Hands always taste like salami
- Has never tried rocky road ice cream

Huntress

Name: Huntress
Alias: Chef who makes the best cake
Favorite Time of Day: Exactly 9:32 AM
Highest Number of Footballs Carried at Once: 7
Likes: Run
Dislikes: Hunting, she was pressured into the family business

PROS:
- T H I C C (and all related terms)
- Can eat meat raw
- Can craft a bow out of a teddy bear
- Might have a secret stash of gummy worms somewhere

CONS:
- Runs from her problems
- One punch will crack her ribcage

MISC:
- Only uses flushable wipes, never toilet paper
- Once sharpened a candy cane and stabbed a lady because she found the gummy worm stash. Lady is currently in stable condition at the hospital.
- Can belch at 95.3 dB
- Started selling bathwater and foot pics because a major prison reform campaign resulted in less criminals for her to hunt

MUL-T

Name: MUL-T
Alias: MUL-T
Playstyle: Yes
Best Super Mario Sunshine Time: 2 hours 7 minutes
Likes: To be a robot
Dislikes: The emotional sterility that comes with the task of being a robot

PROS:
- Radiates sexual energy
- Can tap the entire song 'Swing Swing' by All American Rejects perfectly
- Literally cannot judge you due to programming

CONS:
- Wants to do a little bit of everything, but sucks at everything
- Thinks Epstein killed himself
- Wheels need to be cleaned every 1 1/2 miles or they get clogged with dirt

MISC:
- Always wears hard hat and will punch anyone that tries to take it (Huntress learned this the hard way)
- Will steal all the ladies and dudes

Engineer

Name: Engineer
Alias: Bart
Favorite Number: Doesn't have one
Favorite Number: Still doesn't have one
Likes: Everything I guess
Dislikes: Being called Bart, would rather be called Bob

PROS:
- He can name something that happened in every year from 512 to 2008
- Doesn't support fascism unlike MUL-T
- Has a strong presence on online forums
- Remembers all of his passwords

CONS:
- Isn't a tech guy at all, uses turrets because he found them. Only knows how to deploy them
- Don't believe him if he tells you he's not compensating
- Cannot raise his arms above chest level
- Does not have a favorite number

MISC:
- Is a closet bisexual and is comfortable with remaining that way
- Started a crypto blog, got 20 followers, and the power instantly went to his head

Artificer

Name: Artificer
Alias: Floaty Lady
Number of Priceless Artifacts Accidentally Destroyed: 112
Highschool Superlative: Most likely to have an affair with a space lizard
Likes: Space lizards
Dislikes: Haiku that don't follow the 5-7-5 format

PROS:
- Can make toast with her hands
- Stylish coat that she totally didn't steal

CONS:
- Floats so much that she probably can't stand by now
- Takes forever to change clothes
- Isn't actually a certified artificer, just likes old stuff

MISC:
- A literal egghead
- Knows Mercenary's secret
- Waits until credits have passed to leave the movie theater
- Got into a toxic relationship with her former abusive and controlling shopkeeper space lizard, causing him to freeze her in a crystal
- Forgave her ex boyfriend after he went to counseling

Mercenary

Name: Mercenary
Alias: Spinspinspinspinspinspinspin
Favorite Anime: Doesn't watch anime
Preferred Pronoun: He/him
Likes: People that can keep a secret
Dislikes: Fluorescent lighting

PROS:
- Somehow isn't weeb trash
- Can actually gain infinite height with the right items
- Above average skill at playing checkers

CONS:
- Has assassinated the wrong target before, and will do it again
- Hates soccer because everyone told him he wasn't good enough to play professionally

MISC:
- More like a ronin than a ninja, would sooner scissorkick a dude in the neck than sneak up on him
- Will pay exact change no matter how long it takes
- Entirely self-trained, insists moves he made up are actually real
- Is secretly a furry

Rex

Name: Rex
Alias: Sauropod
Favorite Alcoholic Beverage: Is actually 4 years sober
Favorite Non-Alcoholic Beverage: Blood
Likes: Cabbage
Dislikes: No Cabbage

PROS:
- Almost impossible for Rex to die
- Started its own bakery with its inheritance money
- A fiercely loyal partner
- Attends alcoholics anonymous meetings with Larva

CONS:
- Already taken, cabbage and Rex are engaged
- Or are they considered one being?
- I have no idea
- Why are you so concerned about whether you can marry this robot
- Would sooner let you die than the cabbage

MISC:
- Drawing the cabbage balls to resemble a scrotum would be a lame joke
- Manufacturers of Rex will not comment on why they gave a gardening robot a lethal weapon in the form of a dartgun despite legal pressure

Loader

Name: Loader
Alias: One Punch Lady (This is a One Punch Man reference do you get it)
Hobbies: Secretly stealing cargo
What Does She Smell Like: Cocoa, with faint hints of tuna
Likes: Being a free woman
Dislikes: Not being paid enough to move up on society's financial ladder

PROS:
- Will hug you even when unprompted
- Knows a bunch of video game cheat codes by heart
- Has refused drugs on several occasions

CONS:
- Has done jail time for stealing cargo, is currently on parole and has not learned her lesson
- Can kill you if she hugs you too hard

MISC:
- Thinks Asimov's 1st law of robotics should be forgotten
- Started a new political party with Void Jailer called 'Your Mom'
- Has a snuff fetish

Acrid

Name: Acrid
Alias: Space Lizard
Religion: None, but currently seeking one to find a greater purpose in life
Is the Dress Blue & Black or White & Gold: Blue & Black
Likes: Space lizard stuff
Dislikes: Space lizard responsibilities

PROS:
- Helps those in need
- Is patient and understanding with all types of people
- Will beat parts of a video game for you if you ask them
- An active member in the community and organizes many events
- Donates excess funds to cancer research organizations
- Visits family regularly
- Wow, what a guy
- Let's hear it for Acrid

CONS:
- Likes to torture small animals for hours at a time before eating them alive

MISC:
- Artificer won't stop silently following them around

Captain

Name: Captain
Alias: Cyborg Daddy
Favorite Mario Kart Item: Red Shell
Jumprope Highscore: 8
Likes: The fact that he'll die of natural causes soon
Dislikes: Being pulled out of retirement just to rescue a furry ninja, some plant robot, and a lady that smells like tuna

PROS:
- Versatile, can be either a sub or dom
- Actually knows what he's doing unlike 90% of everyone else
- Is NOT an old and stinky old man

CONS:
- Gets winded from walking for 3 minutes
- Sometimes ignores what people say even when his full attention is given to them

MISC:
- Thinks British colonialism was a good thing
- Only became a captain so he could use massive destructive weapons
- Straight months of space travel caused sexual frustration to build up and now has dirty thoughts about any (of age) living being
- Has an extensive lint collection in his bellybutton

Bandit

Name: Bandit
Alias: Rootin' Tootin' Cowboy Shootin' & Lootin'
How He Wants To Die: Surrounded by friends (he considers guns to be his friends)
Dream Vacation: Anywhere with a 20kg barrel of moonshine
Likes: Shooting people that say 'What are you gonna do, shoot me?'
Dislikes: Women with an opinion

PROS:
- Always has a plan
- Good at avoiding being arrested thanks to his gun

CONS:
- Easily fooled into thinking his shoelaces are untied
- His plans mostly fail

MISC:
- When asked, says he loves Ram Ranch. Nobody knows if it's because he doesn't know what it is and just says he likes it because it has 'ranch' in it, or if he's ~freaky~
- Thinks warm toilet seats in public restrooms are nice
- Hates capitalism, communism, and every other form of government or lack thereof

Railgunner

Name: Railgunner
Alias: YOU WANNA SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH GIRL POWER
Most Spins in Air Before a Headshot: 15 while drunk
Favorite Book: 1984, as a utopia
Likes: Point-and-click style games
Dislikes: Amusement parks with more than one roller coaster

PROS:
- Like a pack mule, carried every book in her backpack in high school because she refused to use her locker
- Nowhere in the universe is safe from her gaze, woe be upon ye

CONS:
- Gets lost at the mall even when there's a map
- Has an embarrassing birthmark on her butt

MISC:
- Everyone said she would go far in the medical field but it all came to an end when she accidentally got a triple headshot while giving the Hippocratic Oath
- Has to downplay her achievements so people don't think she's lying

Void Fiend

Name: Void Fiend
Alias: Imitation Crab Meat
What is its Purpose: To find all the ingredients to make a pizza
Which Type of Shoe is the Best: Glass thigh-high heels
Likes: Commando's armor
Dislikes: Waves on the beach destroying its sandcastles

PROS:
- Just got out of prison and is ready to start a new life
- Has watched every single episode of Storage Wars and knows lots of niche historical facts

CONS:
- Gets nervous around chefs
- Years of being trapped in the Void and tormented beyond the limit of mortal souls has left it unable to laugh at knock-knock jokes

MISC:
- Has been trapped in the Void for centuries without a toilet and desperately needs to use the bathroom. Do not get in its way.
- Eats a piece of flesh from every defeated enemy just to be quirky
- Complains about how kids these days are sending texts instead of directly transmitting coded poems of intent through a neural network like in its good old days

WARNING: NEXT ENTRY IS A SPOILER. IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET SPOILED, CLICK 'Chemist' ON THE RIGHT. ALSO REMEMBER TO CHECK YOUR BATTERY, CALL YOUR (GRAND)PARENTS, AND FINISH THAT SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT. THAT IS ALL.

-{Spoiler}-

Name: Heretic
Alias: Finally I can play as someone who wears a loincloth
What's Her Unique Talent: Can pluck out a feather and write using her blood
Trigger Word: Jenga
Likes: Contributing nothing to society
Dislikes: Things that challenge her self-esteem

PROS:
- She can temporarily delete herself from the game
- Can fly for a bit before deciding she's too good for that

CONS:
- Has every STD known to man and her body isn't holding up too well, but at least she doesn't need to worry about catching any new ones
- Bones crack with every movement

MISC:
- Gets mildly offended when you order chicken breast at restaurant
- Calls people in horror movies dumb when she watches them even though she wouldn't do much better herself
- Doesn't think there's anything wrong with taking over someone's body
- All fluids in her body have been turned black
- Literally pay to play

Chemist

NOTE: The following survivor is not confirmed to be brought into the game, neither is there an official concept of them yet

Name: Chemist
Alias: XxXx_DRuGLoRD_xXxX
Favorite Drug: Pure Sugar
Number of Limbs Lost Due to Chemical Explosions: 0, surprisingly
Likes: Those 'Free Sample' stands at grocery stores
Dislikes: Funds for his research being halted by ethics committees

PROS:
- Has a million different chemicals for any situation
- Chemicals he makes can bypass the laws of physics
- Little remorse for slaughtering monsters if he gets to try out new chemicals on them

CONS:
- Literally has zero idea what he's doing at times
- Lungs have been shredded due to constant chemical exposure
- Drugs he uses are liable to kill him at any second

MISC:
- Only became a chemist because he wants to create new drugs

Spearman

NOTE: The following survivor is not confirmed to be brought into the game, neither is there an official concept of them yet

Name: Spearman
Alias: Guy with a sharp stick
Number of Criminals Killed: 18
Number of Times Fined for Manslaughter: 18
Likes: Justice & killing stuff ('Justicide' as he likes to call it)
Dislikes: Bad words

PROS:
- Has a strong sense of chivalry, to the point of threatening women if they don't let him throw himself onto a puddle to let them cross it
- Can squat and stand back up using only one leg

CONS:
- Occasionally forgets things right after he learns them
- Will drop fighting and tell tales about his adventures if anyone asks him

MISC:
- Once lost his entire armor set in an intense match of Go Fish but won it back by selling himself into slavery. He later forgot about his agreement and wandered off, somehow undetected.

Weaver

NOTE: The following survivor is not confirmed to be brought into the game, neither is there an official concept of them yet

Name: Weaver
Alias: Has a lot of aliases
Flappy Bird Highscore: 16
Affiliations: Mars Chess Interplanitary, whoever she doesn't owe money to
Likes: Baby carrots & ranch dressing
Dislikes: When she goes through security at spaceports and she has to remove her entire suit which takes a good 15 minutes

PROS:
- Can create clones that are equally debt-ridden as her
- Uses clones to create new accounts and get free trials even though all she needs is a new email address
- Is somewhat protected by the law since debt she owes to numerous gangs is not legal

CONS:
- Gets phished and scammed easily

MISC:
- Uses clone technology to overcome lonliness
- Refuses to do bottle flips because it's trendy

Paladin

NOTE: The following survivor is not confirmed to be brought into the game, neither is there an official concept of them yet

Name: Paladin
Alias: Head Pontiff of the Survivor's Church
Weight: Immeasurable due to having the weight of honoring the Survivor's legacy on their shoulders
Number of Ships Scavenged to Build their Armor: 1, but to be fair it was a pretty big ship
Likes: 'Purifying' food by charring it in fire
Dislikes: Those who would DARE disrespect the Survivor

PROS:
- Can take a nuclear explosion to the face without flinching
- A sizable amount of chonkiness

CONS:
- Can barely see out of visor but wears it anyways because it looks cool
- Has repeatedly lied under oath, claiming 'The Survivor is my only law!'

MISC:
- Worships the Survivor from the first Risk of Rain game as a god who ascended by combat and wishes to follow in their footsteps
- Founded the Survivor's Church, which boasts a proud 1 member
- Sticks their hand in open flames to keep themself from having any sexual thoughts

(First concept I conceptualized. Removed due to not realizing Hopoo said Paladin was a 'creature' from the planet. So I just made the new image a Lemurian to replace the original one.)

-=BOSSES=-

Beetle Queen

Name: Beetle Queen
Alias: Beetle Milf
Best Poker Hand Ever Had: Double 9's
Lactose Intolerant: Yes, but eats dairy anyways
Likes: Making babies
Dislikes: People who wear Nirvana t-shirts and can't name a single album by them

STRENGTHS:
- Has triple d cups
- Pretty chill, willing to binge watch shows with other people

WEAKNESSES:
- Cries when her favorite character in a show dies
- Constantly spitting up, no control of when it happens
- Easily distracted by blue things

MISC:
- Likes her coffee with 2 sugars, cream, and hazelnut flavor
- Refuses to jaywalk

Wandering Vagrant

Name: Wandering Vagrant
Alias: Ya boi
Favorite Summer Getaway: Water
What Does it Taste Like: Electricity & Sour Cream
Likes: Exploding
Dislikes: People slapping its jelly

STRENGTHS:
- Can hold 3 guns at once
- It can power a lightbulb just by holding it

WEAKNESSES:
- Incapable of intelligent thought
- Cannot shoot 3 guns at once
- Needs a haircut

MISC:
- Takes anything shiny and floats off somewhere with it, nobody knows where it's keeping all the shiny stuff
- Gives people rides unless they slap it

Clay Dunestrider

Name: Clay Dunestrider
Alias: Pothead
Where Does it Live: Does not wish to disclose personal information
Eye Color: Counts as personal information, does not wish to disclose
Likes: Privacy
Dislikes: People asking them questions

STRENGTHS:
- Has secure passwords
- Has tentacles
- A good appetite, will eat anything including human beings
- Infinite ink supply

WEAKNESSES:
- Self-conscious about its thunder thighs
- Hates the smell of thyme
- Cannot count to 2 using its tentacles

MISC:
- Silently stares at random things off in the distance
- Considers Die Hard a Christmas movie

Stone Titan

Name: Stone Titan
Alias: Harry Greg
Forehead Length: 2 1/2 meters
Where Was it During 9/11: In the Bahamas, eating spicy curry chicken
Likes: Rock collecting
Dislikes: His older brother

STRENGTHS:
- Can punch walls without getting hurt

WEAKNESSES:
- Must duck to get through doors
- Inferiority complex
- Only hobby is rock collecting

MISC:
- Changes name constantly to make puns based on his name
- Can talk for hours at a time about rocks

Grovetender

Name: Grovetender
Alias: Mercenary's Fursona
Favorite Text Face: - w -
Longest Time Holding Breath Underwater: 25 Seconds
Likes: Only wearing 1 article of clothing at a time
Dislikes: Tetris, it's too hard

STRENGTHS:
- Has some claws
- Can somehow eat things through the hole in its mask
- Has a PhD in soul harvesting

WEAKNESSES:
- Can't see out of mask but wears it anyways because it's cool
- Doesn't get a lot of exercise
- Can't grow a cactus

MISC:
- Wants to join the heroes but is burdened by the thousands of cursed souls whose lives have been reaped by nature
- Never gets invited to parties, but wouldn't go anyways

Magma Worm

Name: Magma Worm
Alias: Chu' Zod, god of Fire & Destruction
Annual Income: $30
Preferred Pen Color: Black
Likes: Disrupting tectonic plates
Dislikes: Rainy weather

STRENGTHS:
- Likes all types of cheese
- Open about his feelings, but does not show weakness
- Grants last requests to people before he eats them

WEAKNESSES:
- Wants to challenge the gods themselves but has half the power needed to do it
- One part of his body always itches
- Suspected of committing tax fraud, currently under investigation

MISC:
- Earned his title by being mistaken for a different colossal worm

Imp Overlord

Name: Imp Overlord
Alias: Guy that sells lollipops for half price behind the gas station
Favorite Subreddit: r/thathappened
Least Favorite Star Wars Movie: Episode II
Likes: Punching anyone that looks at him funny
Dislikes: Corporatism

STRENGTHS:
- Knows the layout of all the shady parts of town
- Could technically win a staring contest

WEAKNESSES:
- Anger issues brought on by not having an outlet to release tension
- Has never played laser tag

MISC:
- Beetle Queen has helped Imp Overlord with working on his anger issues, which he is very thankful for
- When not nude, only wears hawaiian t-shirts
- Inspired by Beetle Queen, he helped his good friend Newt get into anger management counseling

Solus Control Unit

Name: Solus Control Unit
Alias: Sphere
Longest Time Stricken With the Flu: 2 weeks
Number of Pillows Sleeps With: 3
Likes: Following its programming
Dislikes: Hotdogs with horseraddish & ketchup together, separated is fine

STRENGTHS:
- Can predict what types of fetishes you're into with 57.1% accuracy

WEAKNESSES:
- Spoils endings for movies unintentionally
- A huge snitch
- Susceptible to sustained gunfire

MISC:
- Programming includes killing all non-passive lifeforms
- Their house has 2 chimneys, but only 1 fireplace, 2nd chimney comes from an unknown source

Aurelionite

Name: Aurelionite
Alias: Stone Titan's Big Brother
Have Been on a Hot Air Balloon: Prefer not to answer, it's a sensitive issue
Shortest Time Taken to Eat a Pack of Skittles: 27 seconds
Likes: To be alone
Dislikes: The attention that comes to him from being made of solid gold

STRENGTHS:
- Has a well-furnished house, good at home design
- Currently the heir to his father's zoo company
- Not afraid of the dark

WEAKNESSES:
- Jewelers
- Wants to have a strong connection with his younger brother but doesn't

MISC:
- Feels immense pressure to be a role model for his younger brother
- Worked as a dishwasher for a mexican restaurant when he was a kid

Alloy Worship Unit

Name: Alloy Worship Unit
Alias: Bird God
Number of Times Rickrolled: 3
Last Time Oiled: Doesn't matter, uses birdpoop instead
Likes: Bird
Dislikes: Things that have no relation to birds

STRENGTHS:
- Has a bird army
- Is intermediate at birdspeak on Duolingo
- Can make bird puns in any situation

WEAKNESSES:
- Isn't a god, but Magma Worm still couldn't defeat them

MISC:
- Just like Solus Control Unit except it thinks its a god
- Scares children

Grandparent

Name: Grandparent
Alias: Grampoopappydappy
How Often Do They Make Family Dinners Awkward: Literally every time
Favorite Meal To Cook: Coffee with mashed potatoes
Likes: Watery ketchup
Dislikes: When jigsaw puzzle pieces go missing

STRENGTHS:
- I guess they're pretty big so there's very few rollercoasters they can't get on
- Strength increased by 10 times whenever zodiac signs are mentioned within earshot

WEAKNESSES:
- Ew, gross
- Has a solid grasp of supply but clueless on what demand is

MISC:
- Literally sucks seratonin out of nearby living things
- They're coming by tonight, no I don't want to hear it, you're going to be polite and we're having macaroni. Also don't talk about the internet, they don't understand
- Shaped Parents into who they are today (not a good accomplishment)

Overloading Worm

Name: Overloading Worm
Alias: The Actual Chu' Zod
Number of People that Poked his Butt: 17
Number of People that Regretted it: 16, one who didn't was Artificer who has no regrets
Likes: Keeping peace between deities
Dislikes: Jerks

STRENGTHS:
- Can somehow juggle
- Will refuse to take the last scone
- Isn't a jerk unlike Magma Worm
- Pulls off glowing blue lipstick well

WEAKNESSES:
- Hates the sight of blood
- Occasionally needs jokes explained to him

MISC:
- Would stay in bed all day if he could, but most deities are jerks who don't know how to resolve situations peacefully
- No one has ever seen him go to the bathroom

Scavenger

Name: Scavenger
Alias: Thiccboi
Number of Lives Taken: 69, and refuses to raise that number
Opinion on Brexit: Doesn't live in Europe, so he doesn't care
Likes: Stuff, specifically your stuff
Dislikes: Walking

STRENGTHS:
- Beautiful eyes
- Tastes bad, so nothing wants to eat him
- Can obliterate you from existence with the right items, no monolith needed

WEAKNESSES:
- Is bad at shoplifting
- Cannot walk through a mall without visiting the pet store
- Wastes paper towels

MISC:
- Has a poetry journal, most poems are about walking
- Can breakdance, but very poorly

Xi Construct

Name: Xi Construct
Alias: Wine Aunt
Number of Kids: 1,627,882
Method of Staying Awake During Long Road Trips: Imagining that there is an orphanage at the destination
Likes: Romance novels where at least one person gets hit by a car
Dislikes: Parents waltzing in acting like they know better how to raise her kids

STRENGTHS:
- Over a million children

WEAKNESSES:
- Over a million children

MISC:
- Drinks a lot of grape juice, does not keep wine in the house so her kids don't drink it
- Every time she records new information, a new kid is born to store that information
- Constantly jokes around about going on a violent destructive rampage when she is woken up by one of her kids because they peed the bed

Void Devastator

Name: Void Devastator
Alias: Rugby MVP 1983
Possible Reason for Insecurity: Teacher never gave him a 100% on a test because 'nobody is perfect'
Political Affiliation: Doorknob Lickers
Likes: Snooty people in movies getting what they deserve
Dislikes: Open windows, he gets cold

STRENGTHS:
- Crab energy
- Good at rugby, despite not having played much since the 1990s
- Can decapitate you with nothing but his dramatic flair

WEAKNESSES:
- Even though he is strong, his arm structure prevents him from winning arm wrestling matches
- Has been banned from the local grocery store for punching the watermelons to see if they're ripe

MISC:
- Hums tunes to songs he's never heard of before
- Took out a loan and never paid it back, he has been on the most wanted list ever since

WARNING: NEXT ENTRY IS A SPOILER. IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET SPOILED, CLICK 'Lesser Wisp' ON THE RIGHT. ALSO REMEMBER TO STRAIGHTEN OUT YOUR BACK, CHARGE YOUR PHONE, AND CHECK ON WHATEVER YOU'RE BAKING IN THE OVEN. THAT IS ALL.

-{Spoiler}-

Name: Mithrix
Alias: Gym Rat
What He Says When Watching Fireworks: Nothing, for he has never seen them
Favorite French Fry: Steak Fries (like all respectable people)
Likes: Political Compass memes
Dislikes: Gyms that require clothing to enter

STRENGTHS:
- Has a neutral opinion of everyone before he meets them
- The only people he hasn't seduced are those that haven't met him
- Has a hammer that can crush 7 parallel universe versions of you at once
- Instead of bones he has muscle which are harder than bones

WEAKNESSES:
- Literally nothing, he is unstoppable

MISC:
- Brother is the only emotional support he has
- Believes in some of Freud's theories

WARNING: NEXT ENTRY IS A SPOILER FOR THE FINAL BOSS OF THE 'SURVIVORS OF THE VOID' DLC. IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET SPOILED, CLICK 'Lesser Wisp' ON THE RIGHT. OR DON'T. I'M A SIGN, NOT A COP.

-{Spoiler}-

Name: Voidling
Alias: Good-Looking by Void Standards
How Many Ships in a Bottle does he Have: 307
Most Called Person: Imp Overlord to ask what flavors of lollipops he has available
Likes: Giving himself pep talks in the mirror
Dislikes: Waiting in line at the DMV even though he doesn't drive because it's still the fastest way to get an ID

STRENGTHS:
- Received an endorsement from a reputable hummus company
- Cries hard enough to shoot a damaging beam
- Nothing escapes his sight except for things that escape his sight
- Completes Where's Waldo books with ease

WEAKNESSES:
- Can't scratch his back
- His pants fell off one time while he was giving a speech, and it has haunted him since. He has decided to never wear pants again

MISC:
- Gets too close to people, needs to learn to back off
- Cannot fit inside of a refrigerator
- Marks things on his calendar so he doesn't forget them, but he never looks at his calendar anyways
- Stole Mithrix's girlfriend in high school and he has been banished to the Void as revenge

-=ENEMIES=-

Lesser Wisp

Name: Lesser Wisp
Alias: Rock-that-Looks-Like-a-Face Rock
Life Goal: Waste some fools
What's their Type: Comatose
Likes: Summoning unholy flames of the abyss
Dislikes: Being oneshot like a total wuss

STRENGTHS:
- Can use a treadmill at max speed
- Can roast marshmallows on itself

WEAKNESSES:
- No opposable thumbs, or hands for that matter
- Must use all of its strength to hold up a spacesuit if wearing one

MISC:
- Plays ping-pong by using its face as a paddle
- Changes color depending on emotion, but is always filled with seething amounts of rage 28/3
- Born from lost souls unfortunate enough to be found by the Grovetender and is eternally suffering

Jellyfish

Name: Jellyfish
Alias: Jellius Floaticus
Burger King or Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches: Popeyes
Does it Feel Guilty About That: Yes
Likes: Seppuku via boom
Dislikes: Pinball machines, it has ptsd

STRENGTHS:
- Requires no nutrients other than sunlight and an atmosphere
- Aware of surroundings at a range of 5 feet
- Floats so the haters can't catch it

WEAKNESSES:
- Once stepped in for an absent lawyer in a child custody case and lost within 7 minutes
- Gets severe motion sickness if it bumps into anything

MISC:
- Has been a judge in a chili jamboree a few years back
- Explosions leave a faint taste of sour cream on all nearby surfaces
- If one were to put a potato next to a Jellyfish and make it explode, the electricity would bake the potato and give it a nice taste

Beetle

Name: Beetle
Alias: Hat Bug
Favorite D&D Class: History
Hobbies: Music & cold-blooded murder
Likes: Digging under buildings and causing foundation instability
Dislikes: The Beatles, insisting they stole Beetles idea for a band name despite being created before Beetle was born

STRENGTHS:
- Dig

WEAKNESSES:
- Loses track of where it's digging, will end up in random places miles from where it intended to go
- Will bump into walls repeatedly due to no sense of object permanence
- If it gets an eyelash in one of its eyes it will close all of them and be blinded
- If you draw a square in the ground in front of it, it will become transfixed and not move for hours

MISC:
- Is convinced that 7 and 2 are the same number
- Refuses to watch any season of Stranger Things after the first because it doesn't want its view of the show tainted

Lemurian

Name: Lemurian
Alias: Small Fire Space Lizard
Personal Motto: "Hit the head until it's dead"
College Application Status: Currently applying for financial aid
Likes: Livin' life
Dislikes: New Years resolutions due to pressure

STRENGTHS:
- Impossible to detect whether it's cheating at card games, Commando hates this
- Able to wiggle its tail in a 7 degree cone
- Has written a joke journal with some pretty solid one-liners

WEAKNESSES:
- It must bathe in direct sunlight for at least an hour a day or risk becoming not alive
- Can't tell a joke unless reading directly from text
- Unable to wear glasses due to head shape

MISC:
- Breath is so bad that not even a 3 pound Altoids mint will help
- Likes fandoms when they're popular but soon forgets about them once they become irrelevant; currently obsessed with Hazbin Hotel

Hermit Crab

Name: Hermit Crab
Alias: Crust-Encrusted Crab
Favorite Music Genre: Lofi Metal
Has it Gotten its Ears Pierced: It doesn't have ears, but has been looking into getting a bellybutton piercing
Likes: Staying hydrated
Dislikes: Water, will drink anything but water

STRENGTHS:
- Blows its rock pretty far
- If enough of them group together they can terraform the land itself so that you are 15 feet under the ground within 2 minutes

WEAKNESSES:
- Dummy thicc and can be heard scuttling from a mile away

MISC:
- Male crabbos will compare rock-shooting distances to impress females
- Often mistaken for a barnacle with legs even though legged barnacles went extinct years ago
- Sense of self preservation, but only from one threat at a time

Clay Templar

Name: Clay Templar
Alias: Jughead
Largest Weight Deadlifted: 60 lbs
Where did they Get those Fabulous Pants: Won't tell, you wouldn't be able to afford them anyways
Likes: Instigating gang warfare
Dislikes: Greater Wisp calling them out on stuff

STRENGTHS:
- Looks like someone you don't want to drop soap around
- Can sign contracts using their finger

WEAKNESSES:
- Body positivity issues
- Not really strong, they just use Anchor Arms ®
- Can't move their head too much or the liquid will spill out of their head and they will die instantly

MISC:
- Claims to be rich, but in reality uses their minigun to rob high-end stores
- Claims to be a precision shooter while mowing down hordes of enemies wildly
- Dislikes Gup because he keeps throwing up gang signs

Imp

Name: Imp
Alias: Isa Stephven Imp
Favorite Roman Consul: Incitatus
Words they Repeatedly Misuse: They're/their, irony, xyster, taco
Likes: Picking up hotties
Dislikes: Being catfished

STRENGTHS:
- Can defend pawns in chess extremely well
- Has memorized every line spoken in Zootopia

WEAKNESSES:
- Poor eyesight, usually can't tell if they're being catfished
- Won't wear contact lenses because they're uncomfortable
- Antennas are extremely ticklish

MISC:
- Is a solipsist
- Fights by flailing their arms around
- Wears feminine clothes at home but doesn't actively try to hide it
- Buys Huntress Bathwater and uses it as eyedrops

Brass Contraption

Name: Brass Contraption
Alias: Bing Bong Boi
Weight: Heavier than what my bathroom scale can measure
Favorite Dating Site: eharmony
Likes: Float
Dislikes: Water

STRENGTHS:
- Can fling giant balls of death at 120 mph
- Completely silent

WEAKNESSES:
- Not killing anything for a long amount of time makes it restless
- Its bell is a weakpoint
- Moves extremely slow in water

MISC:
- At random times during the day, will ring its bell at 150 decibels, occasionally next to someone that is unaware of its presence
- Will jettison 50 pound spiked spheres at anything that makes sudden movements
- Rusts extremely easily, but is not affected by it in any way

Stone Golem

Name: Stone Golem
Alias: Ambassador of the Rocks
Laser Heat: Pretty hot, enough to vaporize an average human being
Favorite Level in Tony Hawk's Underground 2: New Orleans
Likes: Not being summoned to attack a random survivor for the fifth time today
Dislikes: Rock Puns

STRENGTHS:
- Blasts a laser out of its face with the accuracy of a professional darts player who had a shot of rum
- Is in tune with the aura of rocks and can make a pebble levitate an inch off of the ground

WEAKNESSES:
- Cannot skip on water like smaller rocks can

MISC:
- Feels a need to shout 'Whomst has summoned the almighty Stone Golem' every time it spawns
- Can jump, but only straight up rendering it nearly useless
- Was a professional boxer but was forcibly removed from the league due to being made of solid stone. This sparked a civil rights movement for rocks that was unfortunately stomped out by major corperations
- Gup's upstairs neighbor. To Gup it sounds like dressers are being toppled constantly but it's just Stone Golem walking

Alloy Vulture

Name: Alloy Vulture
Alias: Birb
Food of Choice: Huntress' fat posterior
Special Talent: Card tricks
Likes: Bird God
Dislikes: Glasses with only 2 lens

STRENGTHS:
- Flight
- A total of four (4 (IV)) eyes

WEAKNESSES:
- Blood has high amounts of metal in it and attracts lightning in a storm
- Unable to look upwards unless standing on a tilted surface
- Four (4 (IV)) eyes do not help it see better and in fact makes it difficult to focus their vision on a single point

MISC:
- Hatchlings are born with hatred for every living being but eventually come to tolerate other birds and Bird God
- Very unloyal, they're all pimps

Bighorn Bison

Name: Bighorn Bison
Alias: El Toro Grueso
Favorite Stage of Mitosis: Telophase
Highest Number of Ice Cream Scoops Stacked on a Cone: 3
Likes: Watching survivors of crashed ships burn alive trapped in the wreckage
Dislikes: Sudoku

STRENGTHS:
- Can run at speeds slightly faster than an unladen swallow
- Respectfully waits until victims have died from their injuries before eating them

WEAKNESSES:
- Loses function of the frontal lobe when charging
- Sucks at the Chrome Dino game

MISC:
- Is often mistaken for a Wandering Vagrant due to its three eyeballs

Beetle Guard

Name: Beetle Guard
Alias: Incel Beetle
Number of Parties Invited to: 1, by mistake
Has it Participated in an Extreme Sport: Yes, if chugging Mountain Dew mixed with Dorito dust counts
Likes: A nice beetle that they can love and care for
Dislikes: Being blocked on social media

STRENGTHS:
- An unstoppable powerhouse of muscle and sexual frustration
- Will serve the Beetle Queen chivalrously

WEAKNESSES:
- Will immediately befriend any female that expresses congeniality towards them

MISC:
- Only male beetle guards exist
- Unironically tells people they like their shoelaces in public
- Main goal in life is to mate, but refuses advances of regular Beetles

Elder Lemurian

Name: Elder Lemurian
Alias: Skisskisk (Lemurian Tongue for 'Idiot')
Favorite Daily Activity: Picking up rocks
How do they Like their Steak Cooked: Medium-Raw
Likes: When their grandkids visit
Dislikes: Mistaking rocks for animals and eating them

STRENGTHS:
- Can breathe fire up to 10 times hotter than normal Lemurians
- Has years of experience under its metaphorical belt

WEAKNESSES:
- Practically senile

MISC:
- Too dumb to realize when Lemurians are insulting them
- Stares at rocks for days at a time to see if they move

Greater Wisp

Name: Greater Wisp
Alias: Boulder-That-Looks-Like-A-Face Boulder
Favorite Slang Word: Yeet
What Colors do they Come In: Mint Puke Green only
Likes: Spamming fireballs
Dislikes: Grovetender

STRENGTHS:
- Has great 'eyesight', can see a grain of sand from miles away

WEAKNESSES:
- Is shunned by most other monsters for having opposable thumbs
- Must file its own taxes due to legally being an adult

MISC:
- Its fire is actually cold, the fireballs cause damage with kinetic force
- Doesn't have enough money for getting tattoos so it just chisels its face
- Plays the tuba, but only 1 note and only when it spawns
- Is created when a Lesser Wisp peeves Grovetender and is banished from sacred groves forever

Void Reaver

Name: Void Reaver
Alias: Dark Crabbo
Role Model: Yautja Predators
Number of Movies Pirated: 342
Likes: Unstable Matter
Dislikes: Un-Crabby Vibes

STRENGTHS:
- c r a b
- Everyone wants to hang out with them
- Nice mustache that doubles as a weapon

WEAKNESSES:
- Can't do anything without its mechanical legs other than kamikaze
- Feels the absolute need to correct people when they are wrong, even when unneeded

MISC:
- Attempts to detain all those who have disgusting vibes
- Checks its watch constantly

Mini Mushrum

Name: Mini Mushrum
Alias: Lil Dude
Highest Times Table Number Memorized: 3
Medical Conditions: Jerusalem Syndrome
Likes: Drama
Dislikes: Being involved in drama

STRENGTHS:
- Spores are extremely acidic and will burn on contact
- Can easily hide intentions by inciting pity in others

WEAKNESSES:
- Top running speed is 3 mph

MISC:
- Dropped out of high school but then obtained a PhD through online classes
- Would stab someone as a warning
- Considers Alloy Vultures its rival, but the feeling is not mutual
- Is a Libright

Parent

Name: Parent
Alias: #1 Mom/Dad/Estranged Uncle
Amount of Authority: Too much for their own good
Amount of Sass Allowed: 0% under their roof
Likes: 'Wearing the pants' in the house
Dislikes: The progression of time

STRENGTHS:
- Yes

WEAKNESSES:
- Covers up their true emotions in order to present themselves as what they think of as an ideal role model
- Forgets where the remote is and loses all sense of civility when they lose it
- Horrible at cooking vegetables

MISC:
- Picks up random monsters and calls them their child
- Always has to use the bathroom right as you get in the shower

Lunar Chimera (Exploder)

Name: Lunar Chimera
Alias: Token Minority Character
Most Radical Belief: IHOP should bring back boysenberry syrup
Favorite Gaming PC Light Color: Orange
Likes: Headpats
Dislikes: Headrubs

STRENGTHS:
- Always willing to help solve problems that require a ball
- Knows people in high places, can make people go missing

WEAKNESSES:
- People keep mistaking it for a crystal ball and it feels pressure to tell people their future so they aren't disappointed

MISC:
- Spends its days rolling at high speeds in no particular direction and playing games made on the DOOM engine
- Will stare at you, unblinking, unmoving, until you do a little dance, which will satisfy it

Lunar Chimera (Golem)

Name: Lunar Chimera
Alias: Sk8r Robot
Favorite Stage in Smash Ultimate: Kongo Jungle
How Big Their Bucket List Is: 137 tasks
Likes: Parkour
Dislikes: People getting close and it appearing vulnerable

STRENGTHS:
- Epic skater, grinds rails all day long
- Has no soul, and thus doesn't have to feel empathy while killing
- Easily pickpocketed

WEAKNESSES:
- Is emotionally distant from all their friends out of fear they will perceive it as weak

MISC:
- Has a Spotify playlist for nearly every occasion
- The guns on its side are actually eyes and it fires them by crying violently

Lunar Chimera (Wisp)

Name: Lunar Chimera
Alias: Joseph Mamaz
Hobbies: Yoga & binge-watching the Saw franchise
Does it Believe Gay People Should be Allowed to Marry: It itself is gay but no
Likes: Floating around, minding its own business
Dislikes: Fire that isn't blue

STRENGTHS:
- Gattling guns for hands
- Can consume any liquid without consequence

WEAKNESSES:
- Has difficulty picking up things due to its hands being shaped like bananas
- Tries to flirt but its anxiety makes it appear creepy instead

MISC:
- Hates it when people make jokes about sticking a key in its eye

Clay Apothecary

Name: Clay Apothecary
Alias: Constant reminder of why we have 'Do Not Eat if Allergic to Nuts' warnings on nut packages
Prevalence in Knitting Community: Celebrity Knitter
Are They Good at Charades: Yes but only when it has something to do with tar
Likes: Crushing soda cans
Dislikes: Being allergic to nuts

STRENGTHS:
- Can lift itself off of the ground comically because they do not believe in physics
- Good at picking up popular dance moves

WEAKNESSES:
- Is always a bit tardy
- Beats around the bush when discussing sensitive issues
- Forgets to keep phone charged

MISC:
- Tastes ham for a living
- Once knit a glove so big that it could've been worn by someone large enough to wear it
- Rings represent the mental gymnastics and hoops they have to jump through to justify eating popcorn off of the floor at movie theaters

Blind Pest

Name: Blind Pest
Alias: She's Overloading? ZAMN
Longest Kept Job: Football licker, 12 days
Favorite Youtuber: Whoever does ASMR videos
Likes: Ice cream cones, without ice cream
Dislikes: Optical Illusions

STRENGTHS:
- Good credit score

WEAKNESSES:
- Mistakes plates for frisbees and ends up leaving with a bill every time it goes to a dishware store
- Heretic once beat it in a game of tag, kicking it out of the championship league

MISC:
- Favorite pokemon is Haunter, it has evolved to have the same paralyzing tongue
- Can be cooked by searing its tongue over a low flame for 15 minutes. Tastes good but has the side effect of paralyzing your entire face
- Listens to a lot of podcasts, but never remembers where it left off

Blind Vermin

Name: Blind Vermin
Alias: An Exterminator's Worst Nightmare
Country of Origin: Unknown, it has no passport
Status of Divorce: Completed
Likes: The Super Mario Bros Super Show
Dislikes: Bad book-to-movie adaptations

STRENGTHS:
- Owns a 3-sided jumprope
- Took the kids in the divorce

WEAKNESSES:
- If it hears a funky tune, it absolutely must dance
- Fireworks
- Born into a family of degenerates and feels pressure to uphold familial values

MISC:
- I cannot stress enough how bad they smell, like I have lost my sense of smell just from stepping within 10 feet of this thing and I don't know if it's coming back
- It has never shed a single tear

Larva

Name: Larva
Alias: Recovering Alcoholic
Can it do Calculus: Yes, it has some experience in the field
Has it done Anything for the Environment: It uses metal straws to suck up oil out of the ocean
Likes: Twerking, it can really throw it back
Dislikes: Christmas because it only gets socks as a present

STRENGTHS:
- Ready to fight at a moment's notice
- Has friends in the high-up window business
- Writes some really heartfelt things in cards that it gifts to other people

WEAKNESSES:
- N'kuhana really has it out for them for some reason
- Cheats at poker but can't hide it well

MISC:
- Communicates by screaming at the top of its lungs
- Every day is Thursday when it's around

Gup

Name: Gup
Alias: The Embodiment of Apathy
Why Does he Fight: It is the right thing to do (if he wants to get paid)
Quickest Loss Against Chess Bot: 4 moves
Likes: Removing himself from situations when it gets sticky
Dislikes: His upstairs neighbor who keeps dropping things

STRENGTHS:
- Smells nice
- Owns some nice pairs of shoes, even if he can't wear them
- Intimidating aura prevents alley robberies

WEAKNESSES:
- His antlers are repeatedly mistaken for gang signs by Clay Templar and he keeps shooting Gup
- He smells nice because he can't stop buying $300 perfume online

MISC:
- Consumes entire bottles of water in a single moment, bottle itself included
- Does not file his own taxes, gets Imp Overlord and his cronies to do it for him
- Licensed organ donor

Geep

Name: Geep
Alias: Your Local Meme Plug
Longest Wall Sit: 37 hours
Best Tasting Thing in the World in His Opinion: Himself
Likes: Root beer
Dislikes: Wearing hats because it messes up his hair

STRENGTHS:
- Intelligence equivalent to a really smart horse
- Runs a meme page on social media

WEAKNESSES:
- Intimidated by large spoons
- Never follows the cooking directions on the side of boxes correctly

MISC:
- Walks off of cliffs sometimes, but only falls if he looks down like in a cartoon
- Prefers to stand on the ceiling rather than the floor
- 'Borrows' appliances from his friends and never returns them. He has a closet full of different kinds of vacuum cleaners and lawn mowers

Gip

Name: Gip
Alias: AAAAAAAA
Favorite Candy: Everything, everyone is candy to him
What Happened to His Babysitter: Information is classified by the government as it is an ongoing investigation
Likes: Being happy
Dislikes: Birch trees

STRENGTHS:
- Full of energy and will not stop moving no matter what
- Easy to store in a desk or dresser
- Enforcer units cannot legally hit him

WEAKNESSES:
- Half as intelligent as a really smart horse

MISC:
- Has no concept of right and wrong, making him invincible to youth pastors
- Somehow has a mortgage

Alpha Construct

Name: Alpha Construct
Alias: Bundles of Joy
What do They Know: More than you do currently
Favorite Sport: Competitive Toilet Cleaning
Likes: Tormenting other lifeforms
Dislikes: Riding in a school bus

STRENGTHS:
- Their numbers are in the millions
- Watches a lot of trickshot youtube videos, which has improved its skill

WEAKNESSES:
- Unable to finish watching the final episode of a show because they don't want it to end
- Paradoxes
- They started a knitting club in high school, but all of them quit because they can't knit

MISC:
- Helped police puncture tires in car chases a few times
- Constantly collects information about you and feeds it to a media megacorporation for profit

Void Infestor

Name: Void Infestor
Alias: Kids meal toy scalper
Can They Double Jump: Theoretically, if they farted hard enough
Favorite Holiday: National Don't Wear A Hat Day
Likes: Exotic foods
Dislikes: Mondays

STRENGTHS:
- Can take over the minds of other creatures so it can look old enough to buy fireworks
- Impervious to insults towards their fashion choices

WEAKNESSES:
- All of reality suddenly collapsing would probably kill it
- If it takes over somebody that has a phobia, it inherits the phobia

MISC:
- Plagiarized their way through college and somehow never got caught
- Attracted to liquids
- Some people choose to keep them as pets, but they are banned from dog parks
- They trade creatures with each other like playing cards

Void Barnacle

Name: Void Barnacle
Alias: The things dollar store olives are made from
Longest Time Breath Held Underwater: 380 years
How Many Shoes can They Wear at Once: 17
Likes: Times of peace that all true warriors strive for
Dislikes: Temperatures that cause it to explode, as it does not like to explode very much

STRENGTHS:
- Always quiet in libraries
- Has an iron grip whenever it holds a candy bar

WEAKNESSES:
- Predatory landlords claiming the land they live on and charging rent
- Afraid of trust falls

MISC:
- Needlessly cynical when it comes to politics
- Thinks pinball machines are overrated

Void Jailer

Name: Void Jailer
Alias: The one who removed dislikes on Youtube
Opinion on Planes: They fly too high, causing the people that fly in them to have an inflated ego
Favorite Color: Violence
Likes: His job
Dislikes: Coworkers getting pay raises before he does

STRENGTHS:
- Trains daily by doing pushups on one molecule of its finger
- Sees millions times more colors than humans. Every action, sound, smell, and piece of lint in Captain's bellybutton has a unique color

WEAKNESSES:
- Spicy food gives him a tummy ache
- Does not know how to work a fax machine
- Slouches

MISC:
- Sucks in his stomach when he is trying to impress someone
- Says 'that's what she said' to things even if they're not remotely sexual
- Started a new political party with Loader that's like a workers' union but with free snacks and cool sweatshirts

-=OTHER=-

Newt

Name: Newt
Alias: Fantastic Illegal Underground Markets and Where to Find Them starring Newt Salamander
Has He Ever Been Caught Picking His Nose: No
Does He Have Any Short-Term Goals: He wants to install a slot machine in his shop
Likes: When people don't try to make small talk with him
Dislikes: Providence because he didn't like Newt's freestyle rapping

STRENGTHS:
- Has managed to evade the IRS for at least 2 years
- Certified lifeguard
- Can extend his neck up to 30 feet so he doesn't have to get up to change the channel on his TV

WEAKNESSES:
- Abusive boyfriend to Artificer, froze her in crystals because she touched his snowglobe collection. Has since taken counseling classes with Imp Overlord to combat his anger
- Destroyed hand in an incident involving an anime robot girl

MISC:
- Has a TV but it has horrible signal in his cave
- Has had a cat stuck in his throat for a few weeks and he can hear meowing when he opens his mouth

N'Kuhana

Name: N'Kuhana
Alias: Single and ready to still be single
What Was Her First Word: Nae-nae
Number of Cars She Owns: 23 because buying a new car is less expensive than buying gas
Likes: Flowers, not chocolates
Dislikes: Me apparently

STRENGTHS:
- Will stab you in the groin with a needle if you flirt with her (or so I'm told)
- Has a signed photo of Engineer that's worth a whole 7 dollars that he gave her

WEAKNESSES:
- Needs coffee to function in the morning
- Not on good terms with her brother after she ate his chair

MISC:
- The needle in the groin is creating a numbing sensation and its spreading (not that it happened to me)
- She was all about making sure everyone is equal but her followers misinterpreted it as murdering people to make sure balance stays intact and she just kinda went with it

-=PRE-CONCLUSION=-

Just a few things I'd like to put here before you get to the end of this guide:

There's an awesome guide made by B.W.S. that took inspiration from mine and became it's own thing:
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2200466539

Next guide will be for Dead by Daylight. When it's done, I'll post a link to it here. Getting the right colors for each character takes a good moment. Stay tuned, baguettes.

-=END OF GUIDE=-

So you've made it. You've endured this long.

Well, I've got nothing useful to say. Hope you found a bit of joy in this guide. If you wanna see more, then stay tuned because I will update this guide with regular enemies and new characters/bosses that will get released in the future. This wasn't exactly difficult to make anyways. I'm not gonna add items though, that's a prospect I do not wish to take on.

So yeah, obviously this isn't really all canon...

...unless 👀, Hopoo?

nah, jk

...but maybe? 👀

Nah

👀

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