Well, you already know that there's plenty of people who hate you, those are good people.

You go into TF2 basically, go around and shoot at people or whatever, and then perform horribly. Well, once you start being a furry, your gun will suddenly perform 10x better and never miss! You literally could close your eyes and hold W while clicking Mouse1 occasionally.

Of course, that's not where it stops, you will be completely invulnerable, got those people who have genuine skill shooting you? Not a problem, their bullets will now never register on you, and you can one shot them even if the gun isn't supposed to.

But it gets even better, do you have that problem where someone who is actually still killing you and you can't seem to murder them? Well, that's where you activate your ultimate furry ability, giving you full crits for the next 10 years. It doesn't matter if you hit them in the toenail or right in the head. They will immediately die and you will be an ultimate annoyance.

All you have to do is be a furry, and this can all be yours for the low low price of losing every brain cell. That's right, all you have to do is sacrifice every brain cell and all of this favoring can be yours. But if this isn't enough, then you can easily go and download some cheats. Because we all know Valve certainly won't ban a furry.

Get your Furry Favoring product today! It's literally the absolute worst thing that has happened to society since Obama!