Step 1:

Roll a 60


Step 2:

Don't be a filthy Porkul


Step 3:

Don't die against a Hide Beetle
(Filthy Porkul scum)




BONUS STEPS:

• Be a mighty Dwarf and slay all filthy Porkuls you see.
  
• Kill those that dare to incur the wrath of a Dwarf.

Swear allegiance to the mighty overlord Chubby and forever hold your axe, as we slay those who dare to incur the wrath of a Dwarf - Lefaticus 2:14