As many of you may know, Zote The Mighty is a renowned hero. He's made history by mercilessly striking The Knight down in the Colosseum of Fools, and escaping from the jaws of the powerful Vengefly King. Now, here is a guide on how to be as awesome as he is. Maybe you too will make it into the Hallownest history books.

Do peh churo namen o manta dublem. Bis manama bob les. Bis bob les bera. Bera! Acklaba! Acklaba booptis. Emen ba depra dah bapne nada. Lok dis. Bah! Purocktis, eh? Manta wanta wanta chockta bah nah zur, wunto arewa bis nah challa. Oto vi churr onomen ob wanta manta doblem. Emen bah tempra nah papa nada oktis. Munta arewa bis nah challa.

Now you know how to be a warrior of great renown such as Zote. Thanks for reading!