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How to become a "E-Girl"
By E-Girl with no job
Hewo!

I welcome you to this awesome guide!

Today we talk about how to become a E-Girl.

And which E-Girl type you should avoid.

It doesn't matter with which one you start.

Enjoy it!
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How to become a E-Girl
I welcome you my apprentice E-Girls!

There are many types of E-Girls, first you need to figure out which one you want to be.

  • The Queen E-Girl / The Goddess E-Girl

  • The Shy E-Girl

  • The Tomboy E-Girl (Personally my favourite)

  • The Loli E-Girl

  • The Apache Combat Helicopter E-Girl

  • The Furry E-Girl / The Neko E-Girl

  • The Mysterious E-Girl

  • The Yandere E-Girl

  • The Emo E-Girl

Information for each Class

Each Class has it's unique twist and bonus on their stats!


The Queen E-Girl / The Goddess E-Girl



This Personality type is the most common under E-Girls.

This Class gives u charisma and the necessarry looks to seduce ur victim.

You require to be a sassy hot ♥♥♥♥♥ to milk your E-Boys dry including money.

Get mad at anything he does or doesn't do.

For example:

  • Buying you a new pair of E-Boys u can play with
  • When they take longer than 3 seconds to reply.
  • Forget to mention "My Highness" "My Queen" "My Goddess"

    A good example for this is Jon Snow he is the man you are looking for :


    if he behaves otherwise squeeze his heart tightly and put him back where you found him!



The Shy E-Girl





The Shy E-Girl is the second common type of E-Girls.

With this Class you gain the ability to control guys with whatever you say.

For example if you say:

  • "Poku"
  • "Neko"
  • "Ochinchi"
  • "Arigato"
  • "SHINE!"
You will surely melt all guys hearts!
And consume their hearts and drink their blood

Learn to dance like a anime girl!!! (Or just any K-Pop dance)



The Tomboy E-Girl



Some guys might find you attractive and some not! BUT

You have the genes to become a "Gamer Girl" this increases your popularity by 169%.

As a Tomboy E-Girl you have the control over your underlings without doing any "favors" to them.

I recommend to "stretch" every time you do a kill in cs go or any other game.

This will make any E-Boy or GAMER BOY buy your "Gamer Girl Bathwater" and even donate!



The Loli E-Girl



This type of Class is specialized working with the FBI together.

Did you always wanted to see all these naughty E-Boys / Incels behind bars?

If so, this is the perfect job for you!

Here is your daily routine at the FBI.

(You don't need a high pitched loli voice just a small girl voice)




The Apache Combat Helicopter E-Girl



The most anticipated E-Girl ever!

Imagine flying in the blue sky and shoot down some E-Boys/ Incel basements!

What else could you dream of?

You got a nice pair of Hydra 70 rockets and a beautifull green color!

Here you can see these Apache Combat Helicopter E-Girl's slaying the catwalk!



The Furry E-Girl / The Neko E-Girl




Furry E-Girls / Neko E-Girls are more of a niche E-Girl type they tend to be animal lovers.

What you need are Neko ears or a Fursuit!

To get the Furry reputation you need to behave like in the following video!

You will surely succeded in becoming a Furry E-Girl / Neko E-Girl!


The Mysterious E-Girl



A legendary E-Girl type it is unkown how to become this type of E-Girl.

Many scientist tried to find out what Mysterious E-Girls are but I found some clues.

My research might continue for another guide but this is what I found out.

Very interesting I will reveal everything what I know about this E-Girl type soon.


Very interesting am I right?

I will reveal everything what I know about this E-Girl type soon.


The Yandere E-Girl



What you need to bring is bloodlust for E-Boys or anything alike.

There are no real guidelines for this personality, the only thing I can say is.

Whatever you want you get it.

For example:

  • The E-Boy you currently like
  • The D
  • His money
  • His lungs
  • The pet you always wanted

You are in controll.



The Emo E-Girl



You love black?

You love cutting yourself ?

Are you a 14 years old depressed girl?

This is your cup of tea!

I recommend listening to sad music!

Nightcore is optional but gives you a boost of 20% Edgyness!

For example:

  • Billie Eilish - bad guy
  • Lund - broken -
  • Halsey - Gasoline
  • Billie Eilish - when the party's over
  • General Shepherd - Betrayal
  • Metro Exodus - Race Against Fate (Scene)


If any of you think of killing yourself try to talk with someone about it or just call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-8255
Which E-Girl you should avoid!
I welcome you my E-Boys / Incel or anything alike!

There are many types of E-Girls, first you need to figure out which one you want to have!

  • The Queen E-Girl / The Goddess E-Girl

  • The Shy E-Girl

  • The Tomboy E-Girl (Personally my favourite)

  • The Loli E-Girl

  • The Apache Combat Helicopter E-Girl

  • The Furry E-Girl / The Neko E-Girl

  • The Mysterious E-Girl

  • The Yandere E-Girl

  • The Emo E-Girl

Information for each Class

Each E-Girl type has it's pro and contra!

I will explain all of them and which one you want to avoid!


The Queen E-Girl / The Goddess E-Girl



This Personality type is the most common under E-Girls.

You see it in a heartbeat that she is a thot and wants to milk you out!

The question is do you want to be her dog ?

If so take her.

Red flags for the princess sydrome.


For example:

  • Get mad at anything you do or don't do.
  • When you spent time apart of her
  • If she says Treat me like a princess!

    YOU MUST FOLLOW HER COMMAND!






The Shy E-Girl



The Shy E-Girl is the second common type of E-Girls, they are cute.

They don't appear as a threat at first but beaware everything is a lie.

Don't try to head pat them, this awakens their inner demon.

Because of this please keep your trap card steady incase you need to activate it.





The Tomboy E-Girl



Cool girls usually able to understand memes and so on and they play video games.

Don't think much about how kind they are to you.

You can do most things with this type of E-Girl no danger involved.

Just don't fall for her and behave like a idiot then she won't ignore you.



The Loli E-Girl



This type of Class is specialized in asking yourself is it worth the risk?

AND HELLA IT IS! NOT

They got similiar attributes as the Shy E-Girl !

The only diffrence is, this thrilling feeling getting caught by the FBI.

This makes loli E-Girls great.



The Apache Combat Helicopter E-Girl



This is the most terrifying E-Girl type run if you see it.

It has freaking Hydra 70 rockets they don't hesitate to shoot down your beloved weeb basement!

THEY CARRY 288 OF THEM !!!!

For more info watch this video, remember keep your weeb basement save!



The Furry E-Girl / The Neko E-Girl




Furry E-Girls / Neko E-Girls are more of a niche E-Girl type they tend to be animal lovers.

If your into furry's and so on exactly what you need.

Easy to find in VRChat and so on talk to them and talk about whatever Furry's talk about.

You will surely succeded in finding a Furry E-Girl / Neko E-Girl!



The Mysterious E-Girl



A legendary E-Girl type

Many people ask the important question.

Why my peepee hard?

The answer is 2.19%

Very interesting am I right ?

I will reveal everything what I know about this E-Girl type soon.



The Yandere E-Girl





Just don't.

Your better off playing the Yandere Simulator!


The Emo E-Girl



If you are a E-Boy it's a match.

If you aren't a E-Boy this guide will show you how to become one

How to become a E-Boy
Send bob and vegana
Thanks for reading it!

I hope you laughed or anything a like, to cringe would be enough :D

I wish you all a nice and beauitfull day!



Here is a example how a sucessful E-Girl looks like

198 Comments
Cs God FIN 2 Nov, 2023 @ 10:28am 
;)
E-Girl with no job  [author] 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33am 
god's work
Cs God FIN 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:13am 
wtf did i just read :D
76561199158707183 9 Mar, 2023 @ 6:12pm 
It should be renamed to "How to create simps with beauty and sexualization"
Feliai 2 Nov, 2022 @ 4:15am 
Took me way too long to find this masterpiece
bellanilla 11 Sep, 2022 @ 5:11pm 
what.
Jimmy 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:40am 
what the fuck is a girl
Cancun Sega Remix 16 Apr, 2022 @ 12:42pm 
STEP 1: go otuside STEP 2: get some bitches
Daenordus 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19pm 
Fun fact: every single one of the characters linked in this guide in the pictures attached are femboys, as it should be :]
karryw0w 6 Jul, 2021 @ 2:17pm 
uh yeah thanks this was really useless thanks for wasting my time