Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to do better as telescope man from team fortress 2
By THE GLOOD
This guide will go over how to be better at telescope man from the team fortress 2 game.
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Telescope man has a gun that has a telescope on top which helps you see a further distance. Being able to see a further distance makes aiming easier as well. Now you want to take your telescope gun that you have because you have selected telescope man from team fortress 2 and aim it at the enemy to make numbers appear on the screen. Those numbers tell you how much damage you did to the person you were aiming at with your telescope gun that you have because you selected the telescope man from team fortress 2. However, there is a secret about the telescope gun which makes it do a lot more damage, it triggers when you aim the telescope gun at your target's head and pressing left click, this causes the telescope gun to do a lot of damage and kill very easy. The telescope gun also has this little pee jar that fills up when you aim in, the more it's filled up, the more damage you do with your telescope gun that you have because you selected the telescope man from team fortress 2. Congratulations! You have now mastered telescope man from team fortress 2's primary weapon which is the telescope gun.

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Telescope man also has some choices in his secondary weapon slot such as super fast shooting gun, slightly slower super fast shooting gun, shield, crocodile shield and pee jar. Crocodile shield, super fast shooting gun and slightly slower super fast shooting gun are not very good so we'll skip them. Shield prevents fancy pointy object man from instantly killing you while you are focused on shooting your telescope gun. The pee jar is the best choice for telescope man as he is able to wield a jar of his own pee, this already works as a great intimidation method as many of the classes from team fortress 2 do not enjoy being covered in pee, if any of them decide they want to challenge you, the telescope man from team fortress 2, you will be able to throw pee at them and make them take more damage. Congratulations! You are now a master at telescope man secondaries!
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Telescope man has many different swords that he can be used as close range defence. These swords include the sword nobody can pronounce or use, the normal sword, the caveman sword and the pee sword. The caveman sword is really not very good and people that use it are actual cavemen and have cavemen brains. The sword that nobody can pronounce or use is a sword that has stupid spelling that no one can pronounce and is a bad weapon and people that use it probably have last names that no one can pronounce like "Zhunxel." The normal sword is kinda ok, like it isn't bad but it doesn't really do much, you're better off going with the pee sword. The pee sword is a melee for the telescope man that combos very very well with the jar of pee, as when an idiot dumb enough to enter your stab range comes into your stab range, you can throw your pee at that dumb head and then attack them with your pee sword, since they are now super humiliated from being covered in pee and then stabbed, they take a lot of damage. Congratulations! You are now a god at telescope man from team fortress 2!
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Telescope man has more than just one kind of telescope gun, it really is mind blowing. Telescope man's telescope guns are the no-telescoping but still gets headshots telescope gun, the pee telescope gun, the no-telescope non-gun, the more headshot means faster pee jar filling telescope gun, the extra damage without needing headshots telescope gun and the quiet telescope gun. The no-telescoping but still gets headshots telescope gun is a gun that can get headshots without needing to be looking through your telescope atop your telescope gun, you can do some sick trickshots with this thing and make your enemies go boom. The pee telescope gun is a gun that is unable to do lots of damage when you shoot at the head, it does a little extra though, so still make sure to aim at the head. Upon shooting someone with your pee telescope gun, it will cover them with pee, while they are covered in pee, it is not necessary to aim for the head. The no-telescope non-gun isn't even a gun, it's a bloody disgrace to telescope man's entire arsenal. Not only is it not a gun but it doesn't even have a telescope on it. Using this weapon will make you lose your telescope, your gun and your honour. The more headshot means faster pee jar filling telescope gun is a telescope gun that starts out filling that little pee jar a little slower, but the more headshots you get, the faster the pee jar fills, meaning that you don't need to wait as long for the pee jar to fill up so you can do more damage faster. The extra damage without needing headshots telescope gun isn't too bad of a choice, it's only super noticeable downside is not being able to shoot when you aren't looking through the telescope, it's damage buff probably won't change too much but it'll probably still help. The quiet telescope gun is a telescope gun that is significantly quieter than the other telescope guns. It does less damage on a body shot, so it's recommended you aim at the head. It has a unique thing it can do called focus which is obtained from getting kills and assists, pressing the key that you press to make your gun reload will activate focus which makes you fill up your pee jar faster and makes you unable to look out of your telescope. This concludes my guide on how to do better as telescope man from team fortress 2.
43 Comments
дмитрий_васильев_198 13 May, 2023 @ 9:12am 
yes
suop 12 Apr, 2021 @ 4:08pm 
👍
Metal 10 Apr, 2021 @ 10:41pm 
Imagine counting how many times someone uses a word and trying to insalt them for it.
nuke apprentice 7 May, 2020 @ 6:13pm 
thank you for making my telescope skills better. i go in highlander match and peepee on them haters
Zoey~ 18 Dec, 2019 @ 7:21pm 
Haha this reminds me of the old days where I played friendly sniper in a trade server and used the scope as binoculars to see my friends from a distance on those huge pokemon maps
memely 16 Dec, 2019 @ 11:37pm 
this sounds like a old scram type of thing
red⋆mits 15 Dec, 2019 @ 2:37am 
wat is telleskop?
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☆S T A L I N☆ 14 Dec, 2019 @ 6:16am 
instructions unclear.accidenatlly jumped off a blue chair
trash beast 14 Dec, 2019 @ 5:49am 
good