Not felt loved by my family (if you felt loved move)
Not believed in a form of religion (if you believed in one move)
Been able to do an impression perfectly
Skydived or went hang gliding
Shot someone in the face, crotch or as* with a paintball or bb gun
Played laser tag
Played airsoft at a real airsoft event
Bungee jumped
Cuddled my pet
Been woken up by my pet
Been into extreme sports (XGames, BMX, Dirt biking, skateboarding, surfing, snowboarding)
Peed in the shower
Changed my hair color
Cried over an anime
Looked at memes for over an hour
Not asked for an order change that was clearly wrong at a restaurant
Tipped someone less than 20 dollars (if you tip less than 20 dollars move)
Tipped someone 100 dollars or more (tipped 100 or more, move)
Colored my nails
Broken one of my own bones
Hurt my own genitals entirely on accident
Nut checked someone
Farted in a locked environment with other people around
Been a part of a prank day at school
Gotten a tattoo or branding
Had a mine phase (little kids going "mine mine mine" to everything)
Lived in the same place for more than 5 years
Experienced an embarrassing moment
Tripped someone
Been in a play with a lead role
Had more than one pet
Smoked or vaped
Had the latest phone model
Owned a Nintendo 64, SNES, Sega Dreamcast or a PS1
Told a lie to save someone from the truth
Not cared about my appearance (don't care how you look, move)
Been more into Star Wars or Star Trek
Cried over a movie scene
Deeply invested in a show and or anime
Watched a cartoon that is over 50 years old
[[ > Rocky and Bullwinkle, Mr. Magoo, The Jetsons, Yogi Bear, Flintstones, Tom and Jerry, Huckleberry Hound, Looney Toons, Deputy Dawg, Top Cat, Popeye the Sailor Man, Steamboat Willie, Woody Woodpecker, Mighty Mouse, Space Ghost, Scooby Doo, The Pink Panther, Droopy, Astro Boy, Speed Racer, Animaniacs < ]]
Watched fireworks
Been a part of a parade
Won a dare or bet that was for 50 dollars or more
Had the Flu
Had Food Poisoning
Ended up p*ssing myself from laughing
Sneezed and sh*t myself
Sneezed while taking a p*ss while standing
Done volunteer work
Ate a Ghost Pepper or South Carolina Reaper
Built something or repaired something
Celebrated a birthday after 21
Gone to a beach
Gone camping
Held a subscription service for over a year
Sang or rapped along with a song
Been influenced by a show or movie in a good way
[[ > The Cosby Show, Fresh Prince of Belair, Mr. Rogers, Batman, Superman, Samurai Jack, etc. < ]]
Wanted to live in a different time period
Worn dirty underwear or clothes
Enjoyed a comic of any kind
Been to a drag race
Been a part of Secret Santa
Been to a Monster Truck Rally
Played a card game
Played Uno with over 25 cards in my hand
Slept in a bathtub
Had an imaginary friend
Been to a garage or yard sale
Peeked on my own presents; birthday, Christmas or otherwise.
Been an impulsive buyer
Binge watched an entire show or anime
Broken a phone
Been on a boat or cruise
Been to theme park (Six flags, Universal Studios, Disney Land, etc.)
Had braces while over the age of 18
Donated blood or an organ
Had an organ or a piece of an organ removed
Played "I'll show you mine if you show me your's"
Cared about my zodiac sign
Given a speech
Rescued an animal
Helped someone without ever expecting something in return
Taken a friend out when they couldn't afford it and covered them without expecting anything in return
Been the friend to move the couch and help bury the body
Fought with a friend over something stupid
Been friendzoned and happy about it
Been the friend who let another crash at their home
Been the friend that helped someone get into better shape
Helped someone who was homeless and not with money or food
Given a friend something that was worth over 500 dollars as a gift
Been happy for a friend doing better or succeeding at something
Stood up for someone I did or did not know
Loved the smell of fresh gasoline
Loved the smell of dry erase markers and or sharpies
Had an allergic reaction to something that nearly killed me
Been spent an entire day on Youtube
Played a game in black and white or CRT
Had hair that touched my butt
Drawn on someone's face while they were asleep
Laughed while drinking and had the drink come out my nose
Laughed at something I should not
Been part of a church activity (Christmas caroling, Easter hunts, volunteer work, etc.)
Used a pickup line and bombed it
Wished life was like an anime or a game
Badly f*cked up a text due to auto correct
Fixed up a junk yard car and used it as my main vehicle
Fully committed to a cross dress outfit
Understood something my parents did or said years later
Sat on a red ant hill
F*cked with a bee, wasp and or hornet nest
Bullied the bully
Mistaken a fart and sh*t myself
Practiced any form of Martial Arts
Lost or had my swim wear stolen while wearing it
Actually kept my New Year's Resolution goal
Been a volunteer firefighter or first responder
Thrown actual sh*t at someone
Walked out of a room naked or in my underwear into a crowded room unknowingly
Gone mudding
Gone redneck surfing (area flooded - attach rope to a truck, proceed into flooded area at high speeds while on a surfboard)
Been brake checked or brake checked someone
Dropped my phone in a filled toilet
Failed to open a door more than once in the same door way (one door is locked, the other is pull not push)
Had a friend who I considered more family than my actual family
Been able to roll my tongue in any way
Seen the Northern Lights
Someone correct me on the lyrics to a song
Picked, scratched or rubbed my nose until it bled
Dug out a wedgie in public
Stepped in animal sh*t barefoot
Fallen over into sh*t
Burned someone or myself with a magnifying glass
P*ssed myself at a haunted house
Been adopted
Been mistaken for the opposite gender
Owned more than 3 types of pets
Owned more than 8 pets
Owned an exotic pet
Played hide and seek at night in the woods
Went ghost hunting in abandoned houses
Played with a ouija board in a cemetery
Woken myself up by snoring
Woken someone else up by snoring
Woken up someone else by farting
Woken up someone else by p*ssing
Had a friend with a prosthetic limb
Been the soul survivor of a dodgeball team and won
Hit my head on a ceiling fan
Given myself a wedgie on a door or piece of furniture
Been on the toilet for longer than an hour
Chugged an entire 2 Liter of any soda in one go
Gone to open a door and missed the handle or knob
Found lice in my hair
Had bed bugs
Sketched on a moving vehicle
Spat or breathed actual fire
Thrown a child into the deep end of a pool
Held someone down and farted on them

Not been the one to command a project (always the leader, move)
Cheated on a test and passed
Copied a classmate’s work and passed
Served detention
Got suspended
Got kicked out of a school
Got expelled from a school
Failed a grade or course
Been held back a grade
Skipped a grade
Got into a fight at school
Had a school shooting
Brought a weapon to school
Brought drugs, booze, tobacco or nicotine products to school
Been caught with drugs, booze, tobacco, or nicotine products at school
Used an unconventional item as a weapon (book, desk, etc.)
Had problems with attendance
Taken senior prank day or seen a prank day go way over the line
Drugged a classroom (pot brownies and no one knew, etc.)
Won multiple sports games in a row
Gone to nationals in a sports team
Gone to nationals and won in a sports team
Played in Band or Orchestra
Traveled out of state to an event with Band or Orchestra
Been a class representative
Been part of yearbook
Graduated primary, intermediate, and high school
Gone to boarding school
Gone to a year round school
Gone to private school
Been horribly humiliated at school and actually changed schools
Been home schooled
Learned one or more languages at school
Taken an art class
Taken a class in Automotive
Taken a Shop class
Taken a Wood Working class
Taken a Home Ec class
Taken a Veterinarian class
Taken a Criminal Justice class
Taken a JROTC or equivalent class (boot camp for kids)
Taken a Law class
Taken a Business class
Taken a First Responder, CPR, or EMT-Basic training class
Been in AP classes
Been on the honor roll or dean's list
Been in a food fight
Skipped class or classes
Played hooky
Not gone to a dance
Attended Prom
Had a snow day and school was cancelled
Been in Summer School
Used what I learned in school
Got a grant or scholarship
Knew what I was going to become after High School
Had a job while attending school
Sold drugs or booze at school
Been the person who bought people smokes (were you 18 and bought people cigs who weren't 18? Move.)
Walked more than a mile to school
Taken remedial classes
Been in special education classes
Been in the GIFTed program ("Genius" program)
Thought I would be the first in my family to finish High School and get my Diploma (first to get a diploma, congratz move!)
Got a Diploma or GED
Not forgotten the Fitness Gram Pacer test (still remember this? move)
Laughed at the window lickers for doing something
Been pantsed in front of people at school
Read a book for English class and actually enjoyed it
Been on a field trip to a park
Been on a field trip to a play
Been on the field trip to Washington D.C. or a different capitol
Finished someone off in Dodgeball
Knocked someone out at school
Put the school under lockdown by doing something really stupid
Forged my parent’s signature
Fallen asleep at school
Had a class pet
Had a tutor or been a tutor
Had my phone taken at school
Been a teacher’s pet or teacher’s aid
Pulled the fire alarm on purpose
Driven my own vehicle to school
Dropped out of school
Told a teacher off (told a teacher to f*ck off, called them out on something, etc.)
Ate glue
Been a part of a club
Been in sports for four years or more
Been taken out of a class by the police
Been a part of a hazing ritual (Seniors pick on Freshmen)
Stood up to a bully and got them to back off or put them down
Had a relationship that lasted from the start of the school year and last till the end of it or longer
Smoked weed with school/college professors
Refused to do an activity during P.E.

Stolen money from a register while working at it
Tried to blackmail someone at work
Caught coworkers f*cking or been caught
F*cked my boss for a position or raise
Lied out right to a customer or client’s face
Told the honest and brutal truth to a customer or client’s face
Been robbed at a place I was working at
Worked in a place where there was an active shooter
Stolen from where I’ve worked
Gotten into a fight while at work that became physical
Been fired
Worked retail, restaurants, bars, clubs, sales, or customer service
Had a job that paid over 50,000 yearly
Had a job that paid over 100,000 yearly
Had to fire someone
Had a policy put in place that was so stupid or counter productive I quit
Had a sh*tty boss
Ratted out a coworker for being lazy
Been threatened by a customer or client
Realized I need to work out because of my job
Worked Night or Graveyard (19:00 - 08:00)
Work more than 12 hours in a day
Work more than 100 hours in a week
Experienced extremely dangerous conditions where I work
Thought I could get my dream job
Traveled for work
Just wanted to watch the place I work at be burned to the ground
Worked a day in my life
Been laid off or asked to resign
Worked more than three jobs at a time
Gotten someone fired
Yelled at a customer or client
Gotten a promotion within a period of six months
Been given Employee of the Month or an award for my work
Broke something at work on purpose
Fallen asleep while at work
Been seriously injured at work
Left without a two week notice
Left with a two week notice but quit earlier
Worked with Customer Support
Had to explain how something actually works
To deal with a customer who was incredibly stupid or lacked the most basic of understandings of something
Gone to work drunk or high or while at work got drunk or high
Been sued for something I said or did at work
Held a job for longer than 1 year
Held a job for less than a month
Held a job that was commission based only
Got a bonus
Got a raise of 5 dollars an hour or more within a year
Made a sale for over 10,000 dollars
Made a sale for over 1 million dollars
Learned something so bad about a place I worked at I would never eat or shop there again
Been in a Union or Guild
Been a Supervisor or Manager
Been on the phone with a customer or client for longer than an hour
Been part of a large event such as a convention, wedding, or otherwise
Had someone bad mouth me in a different language and then spoke to them in that language
Been a freelancer or contractor
Made over 250 dollars with a single art piece I made
Had to file a police report over an incident that happened at work
Had a job I actually was happy about
Had a job while I was homeless
Been discriminated against where I work
Been demoted
Called someone out who had been partying the night before and told them to get to work
Had to ask or clean up someone's period
Got let go from a job just because someone didn't like me
Got let got from a job because of my mental or physical issues
Sent fake evidence of something to my boss to get out of work

Had sex for drugs, alcohol or money
Had sex with with a sex doll
Had sex in a public space with more than 50 people (movie theather, mall, etc.)
Offered sex for a better grade
Wanted to have sex with someone under the age of 18 (jail bait)
Flirted or had sex with someone and found out they were under the age of 18 (jail bait)
F*cked friend or enemy's parent
F*cked a friend’s sibling
Had sex with someone and carried out a conversation with a different person
Lost a game that resulted in me having sex
Had sex while on psychedelics
Tried BDSM
Sent nudes unsolicited that ended up in sex with that person
Sold my body on Second Life, IMVU, or VRChat, etc.
Had sex with a complete stranger
Gone to a Brothel or Cat House
Had sex with a stripper, escort, hooker, etc.
Been to a sex dungeon
Been sexually attracted to Futas or Traps
Had sex with a futa or trap
Done anal or pegging
Gotten horny from making out or foreplay (not horny from it? move)
Had sex in a public pool or water park during business hours
Had sex and farted so badly it killed the mood
Fallen asleep during sex with or without being intoxicated
Gotten intoxicated to have sex with someone (Need beer goggles or another shot? Move.)
Been in an orgy
Used a VR Sex Toy
Had sex with twins
Walked in on people having sex
Walked in on parents or siblings having sex
Had phone sex
Had sex with a furry in their fur suit
Gotten or given road head
Had sex with someone disabled (as in they have handi cap parking)
Had sex with a midget (4 foot 11 inches or shorter)
Trained myself for oral sex (tried to get better at eating p*ssy or sucking c*ck? Move.)
Trained myself for anal
Used something from Bad Dragon during sex
Been part of a Glory Hole
Tried to trap someone with a pregnancy
Cheated on the person a friend was going to cheat on
Considered, tried, or did become a cam model or porn career
Been interested in an erotic novel or hentai comic purely for the story
Written and or drawn anything in Erotica
Made a sex tape
Wanted to f*ck an undead, vampire, demon or other form of undead
Used a candle, whip, rope, handcuffs, or chains during sex or foreplay
Taken a trophy after sex (taken panties after sex? move)
Masturbated so many times in a day that I could no longer actually org*sm
Masturbated the same day I was told someone I knew died
Caught someone or been caught masturbating and it led to sex
Stopped prior to having sex with someone because the underwear they had on had a skid mark
Had sex while tied up or down to something
Had webcam sex
Had a footjob
Had every hole penetrated at the same time
Backed out of a threesome because one of them was ugly
Had sex so boring I left without c*mming
Had sex and did not care if the other person came or not
Told someone they were bad at sex
Received or initiated a booty call
Masturbated alongside someone else
Had sex with music playing
Spent more than 1,000 dollars on sex toys and or lingerie in a month
Been so horny I would r*pe someone or something
Taken the batteries out of a toy or household item and used them in a sex toy
Made my own sex toy
Met someone in an unusual manner and ended up having sex with them
Had foreplay last for an hour or longer
Had sex with more than 15 different people
Been so loud to neighbors woke up and complained or the cops were called during or after sex
Had sex while watching porn with someone
Had or been a friend with benefits
Tried edible underwear or flavored sex toys
Gotten a serious injury from having sex
Gotten laid while at a concert
Had sex in a public bathroom
Been stopped while having sex due to a cramp or dehydration
Taken someone's underwear off with my teeth
Had one of my fetishes ruined because of someone
Been able to tie a knot in a cherry stem with my mouth
Snorted someone's c*m male or female
Given oral and stopped due to taste and or smell
Got impregnated by someone or impregnated someone
Broken a sex toy while having sex using it
Had my as*hole pinched by my butt plug
Watched people having actual sex in VR
Had performed a sexual act to someone in VR
Been in a roleplay family and ended up f*cking one of my family members
Had sex on a memory foam mattress
Had sex on a waterbed
Had sex with jail bait unknowingly
Had sex with jail bait knowingly
Had cuckhold sex
Licked or drank booze poured on another person
Started a start a porn career on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, OnlyFans, etc.
Had sex with someone who was asleep
Believed in "Spitters are quitters"
Had sex with crazy
Claimed I was a virgin when I wasn't
Masturbated to fall asleep
Had sex in a hotel with someone I just met
Drank c*m from a condom
Sex sweat spot
While being inside someone or having someone inside me
Gargled someone's c*m
Given or received hickeys passed the age of 22
Yanked out someone's tail
Woke up beside a stranger and found they were a troll in the morning
Had sex while trying to pay attention to the movie
Worn a sex toy out to an event
Worn a sex toy out to an event with another person controlling it
F*cked a friend while drunk
Had sex while someone else was sleeping in the same room
ERP'ed with someone in this room
Used someone else's sex toy
Been given a worst or best timing moment (wife's ringtone is pac-man death, went off the second I did.)

Lied about my sexual orientation to please family or friends
Been suicidal or had suicidal tendencies
Traumatized by something someone said
Committed suicide (you had to be revived or resuscitated)
Attempted suicide more than three times
Witnessed someone’s suicide
Been the reason for someone’s suicide
Used something that wasn’t sharp for self harm
Sexually abused or assaulted
Overdosed
Felt fine about my sexual orientation (if you're not okay with who you are move)
Felt completely alone
Had a secret that could never be revealed because of how bad it is
Drank or got high completely alone
Been disowned by family and or friends for a choice I made
Felt like a burden
Not been worried about my scars (if you worry about your scars move)
Had to hold someone while they died
Ended up in the hospital due to alcohol or drugs
Been in rehab or a mental ward
Asked for help only for it backfire horribly on me
Had someone committed to a mental ward or rehab
Felt a form of art as my only peace
Had to euthanize a pet
Watched a loved one or friend wither and die
Wanted to commit a homicide suicide
Been bullied
Felt loved
Wanted to become a school shooter
Told someone to commit suicide only to later on find out they did
Trusted anyone
Heard or seen hallucinations without the use of drugs that swayed my mind
Woke up in an alley
Woke up in a random stranger’s bed
Lied about something worse to stop something bad
Been homeless
Had to carry out someone’s last wishes
Had to travel in order to spread someone’s ashes or bury them
Had an eating disorder
Been addicted to drugs or alcohol
Been abused or put down due to a mental disorder
Been abused or put down due to a physical disability
Lost contact with someone because they just never logged back in
Been catfished or catfished someone and still loved them
Just broke down
Felt a sense of belonging
Had to give up on someone I love
Written something in my own blood
Suffered from PTSD
Believed or listened to the voices
Felt sane
Felt That something beyond me was entirely my fault
Gave up on friends and or family to better myself only to end up alone and even more depressed
Taken medication willingly
Found peace through religion
Been with someone who was suicidal and left them
Gone to therapy
Felt disconnected from my body
Been told I was a failure or would not succeed at something
Been blackmailed into something
Struggled with OCD
Had a panic attack
Felt safe or at ease in a crowd
Struggled with paranoia
Been open with someone about my life only to watch it backfire
Had a friend I actually believed in
Felt like becoming the opposite gender
Been a victim of domestic violence
Been afraid of someone being released from jail
Missed being in rehab or a mental ward (if you miss being there, move)
Had a diary or journal
Had someone deny or put me down for the things I’ve been through
Played off or lied about my injuries in a relationship
Stolen or done something outright insane due to my addictions
Used a method of self harm to get out of a situation
Cried after waking up
Been rejected by a crush
Understood how people are optimistic
Been asked how I truly felt
Wore the mask so well people think I’m fine
Used the Suicide Hotline
Saved someone from suicide
Been the shoulder to cry on
Had an abortion
Dealt with a miscarriage
Been through a divorce
Been abandoned by my parents
Been in foster care
Missed a friend so much I cried over a random thought of them
Been the friend who pulled someone out hell and put them back on their feet
Had cancer
Been admitted to a anti-gay conversion facility
Had to give up or had my kid taken
Left my life behind when I found out the baby wasn't mine
Seen someone I knew be shot and killed in front of me
Had to be told the way I acted in a relationship was abusive or abnormal
Been abusive verbally to the point their words meant nothing compared to what I told myself
Found it difficult to accept a hug because of the physical abuse I've endured
Found a real reason for why I drink or get high
Given someone an ultimatum
Suffered from a flashback
Became an orphan (all family members have died)
Been an orphan
Used a broken object as a self defense weapon
Lied to a significant other to keep a relationship
Had memories that haunt me to this day
Been hurt to the point that I consider all life above my own
Made promises I know I could not keep
Been abused by a loved one
Cuddled with an object given by an ex partner

If something here is beyond you... Google it. I am not giving you info into fetishes, if you know them you know them.

Liked futas, shemales, or trans
Liked furries
Liked hentai
Liked Sissy training
Liked gore and or vore
Liked amputation
Liked impregnancy, pregnancy, and or breeding
Liked Lactation
Liked inflation
Liked tentacles
Liked monsters, demons, orcs, etc.
Liked fantasy beings such as elves, angels, mages, etc.
Liked BDSM
Liked rough sex
Liked incest
Liked lollis
Liked Yaoi or Yuri
Liked r*pe
Liked hypnosis, indoctrination, or brainwashing
Liked Slavery
Liked masochism
Liked sadism
Liked roleplay of any nature
Liked double penetration more
Liked voyeurism
Liked exhibitionism
Liked anal and or pegging
Liked over sized c*cks
Liked feet
Liked kissing or making out
Liked sloppy seconds
Liked c*m female or male
Liked threesomes and or foursomes
Liked vampyrism
Liked water sports
Liked holding hands
Liked glory holes
Liked Shouta
Liked deflowering
Liked period sex
Liked teasing
Liked nude exercise
Liked lingerie
Liked quickies
Liked long lasting sex specifically 3 hours or longer
Liked bathroom, bathtub and or shower sex
Liked watching or being watched while masturbating
Liked professional sex such as an actual teacher and student
Liked older women or men of 10 years or more
Liked younger women or men of 10 years or more
Liked breasts more a*s more
Liked p*ssy more than c*ck
Liked c*ck more than p*ssy
Liked midgets (4 foot 11 inches) or shorter people
Liked skinny people
Liked taller people
Liked fat people
Liked petite people
Liked muscular people
Liked half breeds more such as nekos and wolf boys
Liked giving oral more
Liked bimbos or kens
Liked body hair
Liked corruption
Liked intoxicated sex
Liked nerds or geeks
Liked beastiality or zoology
Liked smoking
Liked c*m swapping (kissing someone with c*m in their mouth)
Liked being c*mmed on or c*mming on more (facial)
Liked being c*mmed in or c*mming in more (creampie)
Liked cannibalism
Liked ritual sex
Gotten horny over an accent
Gotten horny over how someone spoke
Liked ASMR
Liked masturbation instruction
Liked video game porn
Liked ShadBase
Liked Maids and or Butlers
Liked Nurses and or Doctors
Liked vanilla sex
Liked romantic sex
Liked erp or cyber sex more than real sex
Liked Necrophilia
Liked age play
Liked C*cking or cuckolding
Liked Domination
Liked Submissives
Liked kidnapping
Liked Shibari
Liked suspension
Liked worship play
Liked dungeons
Liked electrocution
Liked Blackmail
Liked public humiliation
Liked remote controlled toys
Liked toys
Liked tattooing, carving and or branding
Liked piercings
Liked wax play
Liked rope and or chains
Liked knife play
Liked collars
Liked blindfolds and or gags
Liked dirty talk or humiliation
Liked breathplay in any form (choking or being choked)
Liked injections of any nature
Liked fire play (burning or being burned)
Liked edging
Liked insertion play or fisting
Liked Pet Play
Liked Latex and or leather
Liked spanking, paddling, whipping, and or flogging
Liked Gorean
Liked Bears (Big hairy, muscle or fat guy - gay. Very gay.)
Liked Twinks (Stereotype princess gay guy.)
Liked MILFs (Mother I'd Like to F*ck)
Liked Cougars (Age 35+ going for younger men/women)
Liked Butch women (tom boy girl - acts like a boy)
Liked Femme women (girly girl)
Liked wearing heels during sex
Liked anal more than another hole
Liked clothed sex
Liked ice play
Liked food play
Liked Slime and or Bukk*ke
Liked Aheago
Liked face f*cking
Liked scratching
Liked rimming
Liked face sitting
Liked handjobs
Liked Interracial

Stuck it in the wrong hole
Had make up sex the same day of the fight
Had make up sex in an hour of the fight
Had drunk or high sex
Offered sex to get something done
Been in an open relationship
Been the side piece
Asked for a threesome
Been into swinging
Experimented with anal or pegging
Been with someone 10 years older or younger
Roleplayed with my significant other erotic or otherwise
Had birthday or holiday sex
Been in engaged or married
Spoken up at wedding and got it cancelled
Stood someone up because I was too high or drunk
Had a one night stand that turned into a relationship the following day
Met someone in a game of any variety and then in real life
Dated someone who was a psychopath or sociopath
Broke up with someone over the phone
Cheated
Been with someone because of their money
Stayed with someone just because of the sex
Had a threesome with my significant other and a relative of theirs or mine (eample: you f*cked her and her sister)
Cheated while my significant other was deployed
Called someone the wrong name during sex
Stole from my significant other
Been on blind date that worked out
Had a friend with benefits
Had to give up on someone I love because they were no longer stable
Fell out of love with someone
Bet against my significant other
Lied about my interests in someone just to date someone
Tricked my significant other with a pregnancy scare
Been in an open relationship
Believed in love at first sight
Believed I could tell my significant other literally everything without fear
Stood someone up
Humiliated an Ex
F*cked something up for my significant other
Had to lie about how much a hobby costs
Watched porn with a significant other
Cheated on someone through a video game
Ended up with someone from a roleplay family I was part of (Example: RPing as a father and you end up dating your RP mother IRL)
Been with more than one person at the same time
Broken up with someone because of something they do or began doing
Fell in love at first sight with someone and ended up dating them
Told someone I loved them within the first month of dating them
Been with someone for more than a year
Been with someone less than a week
Been in a stable relationship
Gone back to a bad Ex
Settled for someone
Kicked someone out of my life which resulted in them being homeless
Met someone in a club or bar
Met someone where I worked
Told someone I would die for them and meant it
Been told I was a great listener
Had a fight with my current significant other
Felt used in relationship
Dated someone who is trans
Had a kiss that was pure electricity
Been happier than wearing something my significant other owned (Example: girlfriend in boyfriend's shirt)
Spent more than 200 dollars on lingerie in a single purchase
Used toys with my significant other
Watched freaky or kinky porn with my significant other
Worked in the sex or adult industry in any way while with someone
Spent more than 200 dollars on sex toys in a single purchase
Tried to make a relationship work
Been genuinely happy for another’s relationship
Made out for an hour or longer
Played with someone's heart
Simply not cared for a feature or trait in my significant other (you hate they're a gamer, etc.)
Believed you could have a relationship without trust
Felt forced to stay with someone due to their instability (they're suicidal and always talking about it you stay because you're scared they'll do it)
Planned a romantic date that didn't involve sex
Been in a situation with my significant other that I did not agree with at all (they start a fight with someone and you are not wanting a part of this)
Eaten something spicy only for my significant other to ask for a bite and watch them suffer
Done something special for my significant other that made them cry
Had my heart broken or broke someone's heart
Worried about my significant other actually killing me
F*cked a psycho and did not regret it
Been in a relationship that lasted for more than 2 years
Got out of the friend zone and dated the person who friend zoned me or I friend zoned
Wore something uncomfortable for my significant other
Loved the way my significant other dresses
Dressed my significant other
Played off something my significant other said that actually hurt
Stood up for my significant other
Felt sexier with significant other in my presence
Proposed without a ring
Formed a blood pact or oath with a lover
Had a Sugar Daddy/Mommy
Started a relationship through a game
Had a relationship last for 5 years or more
Sexually fantasized about my significant other beating me
Strip danced for my significant other
Helped my significant other in a porn career
Had a police encounter while on a date

Been jail baited
Robbed someone
Stolen more than 1,000 dollars worth of items or an item
Scammed someone for more than 1,000 dollars
Shot or stabbed someone
Bought or sold drugs at a weight of 1 pound or more
Been a part of or associated with a gang
Taken or given a bribe
Taken kidnapped someone or held someone hostage
Spiked someone (roofies, given pot brownies without the other knowing, etc.)
Pirated any form of media or art
Done anything on the dark web
Tagged, or stamped something (gang graffiti)
Done graffiti
Stolen credit card information
Stolen someone’s identity
Impersonated someone
Trespassed
Stalked someone
Cased a building or residency
Stolen a vehicle
Owned an illegal weapon
Wanted to and planned a mass murder
Disposed of a body
Committed fraud
Organized a robbery with one or more people
Falsely accused someone of something, went to court and won
Gone awol or deserted
Hired or been a prostitute or escort
Made or used a malicious program
Stolen cable service
Committed vandalism that could result in over 10,000 dollars in damages
Been on parole or probation (not school)
Committed arson
Hospitalized someone
Been part of a riot
Assaulted a government employee
Tortured someone
Been a part of sex trafficking
Been publicly intoxicated
Driven while intoxicated
Committed a hate crime
Been or wanted to join the KKK, the NAZIs or a different hate group
Been part of a malicious campaign on 4ch*n or 8ch*n
Owned and used illegal fireworks
Worked in a chop shop
Repaired something only to have purposely damaged something to further my repair business
Been a part of any form of malpractice
Hazed or harassed someone
Stolen from kids on Hall-O-Ween for their candy
Destroyed someone's house at a party
Spied on someone with a drone
Been a peeping tom
Abused an animal
Participated in dog and or c*ck fighting
Posted p*rn/nude photos and videos of people without them knowing
Catfished someone into being r*ped
Lied to my probation or parole officer
Swapped my urine sample out for someone else's
Grown or made drugs in my home or yard
Charged with indecent exposure

Been evicted
Gone to college or university and finished what I went for (certificate, license, degree, course, etc.)
Hit a parked vehicle
Been robbed
Been drugged
Thought my political views would change
Believed in a religion
Tried a “dark” religion like paganism, wicca, satanism, etc.
Been in a car crash that had a fatality
Tried to be trendy
Left my home country
Been stabbed or stabbed someone
Been jumped or jumped someone
Shot someone or been shot
Been awake for more than 40 hours straight
Had to put an animal down (example: hit with car - still alive but barely and put it down)
Gotten drunk and vomited somewhere not in a toilet or sink
Been to Juvie, Jail, rehab or a mental ward
Flirted my way out of a ticket or tried to
Eavesdropped on something and ended up scarred for life
Cut a cat’s whiskers
Been a pyromaniac
The designated driver
Believed in a code of conduct (Exampe: Don't f*ck a friend's girl, etc.)
Believed if I drink the last of the booze I buy the next pack or bottle
Humiliated someone
Done something that got my friend in trouble
Sh*t myself
Gone skinny dipping with someone or with people
Driven a car naked or topless
Tried to get out of a situation because I felt there was nothing left to talk about
Flashed someone
Owned a copy of the Anarchist Cook Book and used at least one recipe
Formed a Blood Pact
Considered or got plastic surgery
Got into a random fight
Wanted to murder someone
Tripped someone who’s pregnant or elderly on purpose
Given 100 dollars or more to a homeless person
Sent nudes to the wrong person
Been to a concert
Clogged a toilet in a public restroom
Been crossfaded or high on two or more drugs
Ate more than I was told of anything made with weed
Stared at a drive through menu while high and forgot if I ordered
Been arrested, fined, or convicted of something
Snuck into a building or event
Tried moonshine (american white whiskey brewed in the woods)
Drank before I turned 21
Drank a body shot
Drank a flaming shot
Played strip poker
Got my nipples and or genitals pierced
Hired a stripper, hooker, escort, etc. for a party
Killed someone
Gave up on friends and or family in order to make myself better
Been tased or pepper sprayed
Been sh*t or p*ssed on by an animal
Been a part of a Live Action Role Play (furries do not count, war re-enactments, dungeons and dragons do count)
Been kicked off a team
Used a game’s stats and or rare items to flirt with someone
Caught something on fire while trying to cook
Questioned who was better for a Superhero’s city like Batman or Joker
Cried over a comic
Pretended to know someone I did not know
Been a wing man and successful
Felt out of touch with pop culture
Had 1GB internet in my residency
Given someone a sex hotline number to avoid them calling me
Given someone the suicide hotline number to avoid them calling me
Covered for a friend financially and expected nothing in return
Talked sh*t behind someone's back
Been high and just stared at lights or Christmas lights
Been the drunk philosopher
Rolled a joint with the Holy Bible
Bought porn of any form
Subscribed to someone's Patreon
Led someone on
Cared about the titles to my porn
Masturbated and came in under 1 minute
Owned a body pillow
Watched a gift I got someone be disregarded as nothing
Been part of a cult
Experienced something paranormal
Experienced my worst fear
Passed out with porn playing
Spent more than 1,000 dollars at a strip club
Been caught talking about someone and that person was behind me
Shared my porn with someone
Sh*t posted on P*rnHub
Held a grudge for a year or longer
Organized my porn collection
Had more than 50GB of porn (no videos allowed)
Pirated a porn video that was over an hour long
I have experienced road rage and was the one to get out of the car first
Spent more than an hour trying to find a specific porno
Used someone for my own personal gain
Watched porn at max volume
ERPed in Minecraft and or Roblox
Had sex with a stuffed animal to thrill a furry or beastiaity fetish
Had a porn stash that consists of only pictures and totals out to 1GB or more
Had a porn stash that consists of only videos and totals out to 10GB or more
Had a family ran joke
Been turned on by a telemarketer
Had to submit proof a sex toy was broken
Been found naked, drunk, and wet in a bathroom
Sh*t and puked at the same time
Woke up in the bathtub, naked and with the water running
Walked in on my significant other cheating
Got Icy Hot where it did not belong
Watched porn at school
Gotten hammered until 02:00A.M. and went to work at 06:00A.M. the same day
Stolen a shopping cart without purchasing anything
Binge watched an entire Hentai series
Been able to sing word for word the song "There's No C*ck Like Horse C*ck"
Been able to sing word for word the song "Pomf Pomf"
Bought a sex toy at a pawn or thrift store
Bought a sex toy at a garage or yard sale
Done a drug to impress someone
Gotten a kink from a trauma
Said the phrase "They only let me out on special occasions."
Banned from using a hot glue gun
Dropped kicked someone
Back handed someone to shut them up
Ditched someone in order to f*ck someone
Sent a message talking sh*t about someone to the person it was aimed at
Been with a family member or friend's ex
Been forced to listen to someone f*cking
Flirted with someone and knew they were taken
Tried or did have s*x with someone to prove they were a cheater
Masturbated before the age of 10
Called or texted a friend to hangout after midnight
Had to help a drunk friend get their a** to bed
Spelled erping as RVPying
Had my parents find my drugs and or booze
Been caught dancing naked in a mirror
Fallen in love with someone who was a different sexuality than me
Walked into or through a glass door
Told someone whose artwork was sh*t that it in fact was sh*t
Witnessed a crime and did nothing about it
Setup a false webcam to do other sh*t for an online meeting of any kind
Sh*t my pants while within arms reach of my significant other

Spent more than 1,000 dollars in a video game in 1 year
Spent more than 4,000 dollars in a video game over its lifetime
Backed a game for more than 2,000 dollars
Owned more than 1 top tier founder pack (examples: Warframe, Firefall, ArcheAge, Tera, etc.)
Hacked or modded in a game be it save game editing, aimbotting, currency manipulation, etc.
Played a single game for more than 48 hours straight
P*ssed in a bottle to avoid leaving a game
Actually used P2W options
Owned more than one copy of Skyrim, Minecraft, PUBG, and or Fortnite
Roleplayed in an MMORPG
Been invovled in erotic roleplay in an MMORPG
Looked for a game’s porn
Been so toxic I made someone rage quit
Rage quit a game
Cared about game visual fidelity over game quality
Got an ace clutch
Manipulated someone into saying something that got them punished by their parents
Been the racist sore loser (lost to a german kid and called him a camping nazi)
Watched people doing erotic roleplay
Done something to avoid getting kicked for being AFK
Kicked someone out of my clan or guild for a laugh
Had sex with a Clan mate or Guildie
Stole from a Clan or Guild I was in
Planned a coup against my Clan Leader or Guild Master (took someone out of power)
Bought and or sold an in game currency
Crashed an aerial vehicle killing everyone in it, but not my designated target
Ejected from an aerial vehicle and killed everyone in it as it crashed
Watched someone so bad or new to a video game I couldn’t help but to back seat them
Been so mad at a game that I broke something
Hurt someone over a game intentionally
Hurt someone while playing a game accidentally
Lost or removed someone as a friend due to a game
Been an elitist (you play the highest ranks and do not associate with noobs)
Been a pro player or in a games highest ranks
Got an ace
Stabbed more than three people within 10 seconds
Got a nuke in any Call of Duty Game
Gone full 9/11 or Kamikaze while in a jet or plane
Went positive in a game doing nothing but suicide bombings
Took a game way too seriously
Enjoyed playing casually
Wanted full body tracking for anything other than sex
Played or watched VR porn or a video game
Considered or tried to become a streamer or youtube creator
Got a 1 in 1 million kill
Had a legit username (Examples: Reaper, Ambulance, Doctor, Hardcore, etc.)
Heard some sh*t go down over an open mic
F*cked up so bad I committed seppuku
Been a dungeon, trial or raid leader
Been a main tank and or healer
Been into the Fallout series or the Elder Scrolls series
Been into the Mass Effect Series or Dragon Age series
Been into FPS games or RPG games
Gotten five stars in GTA V and lasted longer than an hour while not trying to lose the cops
Exploited a game breaking bug, feature, or exploit to my own advantage
Bought and or sold an account
Considered, tried, or did become a cam model or pornstar in order to get a larger following on youtube or as a streamer
Won any money or a trophy or title in a video game
Played a game since Beta and watched it die (server shut down only)
Played a single game for more than 80 hours in a week
Played a single game for more than 1,000 hours
Played a single game for more than 5,000 hours
Suicided my whole team whom I’ve never met before for sh*ts and giggles
Had a friend so sh*t at a game I stopped playing with them
Gotten a 2 or more kills with a martyrdom grenade (nade drops after your death and you get kills)
Played Hide And Seek in Dark Souls
Gotten a kill in a game via Spartan Kick
Begged for an in game currency or power leveling
Streamed to literally no one for longer than an hour
Streamed for 24 hours straight
Made a friend, known them for over a year only to see them never log in again
Kicked someone for failing to clutch
Sold a rare skin or item for over 419 dollars
Played a game that deeply scared me
Saved a game and committed atrocities even Hitler would question
Played games as a coping method
Felt extremely let down by a game I badly wanted
Watched streamers or youtube videos in order to get a better understanding of a game
Let a party, group, raid, etc. wipe over one person
Played a board game that I deeply enjoyed
Top fragged and won with a total kill amount equal to or greater than the rest of my whole team combined
Skipped school to play a game
Ninja looted something
Ninja looted or need rolled and won something that I absolutely could not use or benefit from just to troll
Enjoyed the Final Fantasy series
Loved a game mechanic more than anything else but hated the rest of the game (Best example: Dying Light - great movement, bad game)
Cared more for FPS than graphic quality
Been a coach or mentor in a game
Been coached or mentored in a game
Cared more for PvP than PvE
Watched a streamer for more than 5 hours
Played against or with a hacker
Believed people under the age of 18 should not be able to play certain games
Disconnected a game in order to save face, K/D, or W/L
Pirated a game
Won 5 games in a row
Had a K/D or W/L of or over 2.0
Got an ace that was from explosives or headshots only
Put an explosive on or around someone without them finding out and killed them with it
Used a vehicle with explosives on it and waited for the enemy to take it and waited for longer than 30 seconds to explode it
Pre-ordered a game
Bought a Collector’s Edition of a game
I have bought something someone else uses with the thought that I could be better with it
I have donated more than 100 dollars to a streamer
I have raided or hosted a streamer with 100 or more viewers
Watched a streamer who had no viewers
Played a game that has lived for longer than five years
Played a game since Alpha
Played a game on it’s test server
Played games above 1080p
Created mods for a game like DayZ, Minecraft, Rust, Unturned, etc.
Worked in game development in any form
Played an RTS game as a God and lived only to conquer
Played a Sims game and actively tried to not kill anyone
Been invested in a game or game series that I owned several offset products to it (World of warcraft books, etc.)
Built a PC that cost 3,000 dollars or less
Planned to murder whoever it was that made the first escort mission
Wanted to play something but was denied because my PC couldn't run it
Been called out, kicked, or sh*t on for not having a mic in a game
Watched youtube meme videos for a game
Played an indie game, loved it and recommend it (which game?)
Played an adult game like 3DXChat, Bonecraft, Hentai Heroes, etc.
Made a real girlfriend or boyfriend in a game
Hosted a game
Hosted a rented server
Passed out while gaming
Used 2 or more monitors
Owned a mechanical keyboard and or a mouse with weights
Been in a top tier Guild or Clan
Played Tera, EVE Online, World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, ArcheAge, Black Desert Online, Elder Scrolls Online, EverQuest, RuneScape, DnD: Neverwinter, Perfect World, or Maple Story
Played Minecraft in Hardcore and lived longer than 666 days
Played Minecraft and been blown off or knocked off a cliff and died
Tricked someone into doing something (ABSOLUTELY NEEDS A STORY!)
[[ > I told a friend of mine in Bad Company 2 all 8 classes so long as you never touch a vehicle take no fall damage, he bought the DLC classes and proceed to jump off every building and die to fall damage. To which I played off and told him to switch because it was "bugged." < ]]
Played a PC game with a controller
Been a Guild Master or Officer or a Clan Leader or Clan Officer
Been forced into being a casual gamer because life caught up
Gamed on a laptop
Been to a gaming related convention
Played Star Citizen
Hated casual gamers
Believed I play games better when intoxicated
Been part of a drinking game while in a video game
Prior to dying an epic or stupid death yelled "Witness me!"
Bought hacks and or mods for a game
Enjoyed a show or movie based on a game
Stopped playing a game due to an update I couldn't stand
Played a game I hated because my friends love it
Played WoW Classic only to find out it wasn't what I had hoped for
Been part of a Guild and or Clan war

Made it to the currency cap in an MMORPG in a single day
Made money from selling a service in a game
Had a sh*tty or insane Guild Master and or Clan Leader
Been an eSports fan
Played a game that I wanted to enjoy but the game was so bad I couldn't (Ex: Mass Effect Andromeda)
Played a version of strip poker using video games
Been so invested into a game I could tell you the lore to genuinely everything
Played a game that was based on a show or movie
Created a comic, fan fict, and or manga for a game
Cosplayed as video game character or designed an outfit based for one
Been elite checked by a game (going from WoW to ESO and not knowing wtf to do and how)
Been hard gear checked while PvPing (got into a match you thought you'd win and got demolished)
Had to remove an Officer in my Clan or Guild for their behavior and or actions
Played an FPS with actual military or police strategy and dominated
Played a Military Simulator and got my *ss handed to me
Been griefed to the point I gave up on the server and or game
Griefed someone so bad they rage quit
Played a game that I played when I was a kid only to find out it was actually trash now
Struggled on a boss in a game that took longer than a month to down
Used hacks, mods, and or cheats against another hacker using them maliciously
Pretended to be an Admin or GM in a game to scam someone
Used a video game guide book
Been DDOS'd while playing a game
Used a lag switch in a game
Played on a server or game purely to role play
Donated $100.00 USD or more to a streamer
Watched a streamer from the start of their stream to the end of it (Test streams do not count)
Got a streamer suspended or banned
Been unable to play video games due to my mood
Felt depressed between how I used to play games and how I do now
Played a game for over 10 years
Been an MMORPG Refugee
Had to change my schedule to be able to play video games
Made a life change in order to play games more
Won something in a unofficial event in a game
Been married in a video game
Witnessed an in game marriage
Used a keyboard, mouse or controller for so long the buttons or keys wore off or out
Been a twitch subscriber to someone for over a year
Been a tier 3 twitch subscriber
Gifted out subs to twitch users
Gifted out tier 2 or tier 3 subs to twitch users
Gifted more them 1,000 bits to a twitch streamer
Gifted more then 10,000 bits to a twitch streamer
Purposely watched ads on twitch to gain bits
Won a giveaway on twitch
Had to stop a stream due to a game being inappropriate to stream on twitch
Streamed a game on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Owned one or more sex-related games on steam
Streamed sex related games through discord
Have been apart of over 25 severs on discord
Have hit the 100 sever discord limit
Joined a discord severs just to look at porn
Joined a discord severs just to look at memes
Joined a discord just to roleplay
Boosted a discord server more than five times
Modded a game till it no longer looked like said game
Modded a game till my pc could no longer run said game
Purposely bred animals on minecraft till the sever crashed
Made a minecraft adventure map
Made my dream house in a video game
Played a video game just for the story
Played a video game just for the multiplayer modes
Replayed the story of a game more then 3 times
Replayed the story of a game more then 10 times
Done all the side quests to the game ignoring the actual story
Battled a boss when you were extremely overleveled
Battled a boss when you were extremely underleveled
Owned 5 more porn related games
Played a drinking game in VR Chat
Played at least 3 generations of Pokemon

Played a wind instrument
Played a percussion instrument
Played a string instrument
Played a keyboard instrument
Sang in a choir
Been a lead singer
Sang in a duet
Played a solo piece in any form
Played or sang on stage
Played or sang at a professional event
Loved all forms of music and meant it
Been to a music festival
Been to a concert at an arena or major stage
Been to a rave
Been labeled a punk
Been labeled a metal head
Been labeled as EMO
Been labeled as Goth
Been a Juggalo
Believed music cannot save lives
Not loved a video game’s music
Used my musical talent in a professional setting
Formed a band orchestra and made over 10,000 dollars performing
Been recruited for a band or orchestra
Taught someone how to play an instrument
Made an instrument
Played an electric instrument
Played an acoustic instrument
Been a street performer with my instrument
Dressed in scene gear
Liked mumble rap
Listened to underground rap
Listened to real gangster or Narco rap
Listened to Outlaw Country
Listened to Comedy Songs
Sang Karaoke
Had a song for every emotion or feeling
Felt deeply touched by music
Enjoyed an anime's music
Listened to stoner rock or rap while stoned
Listened to Nightcore
Listened to Lo-Fi
Made a playlist that has over 200 songs in it
Made a playlist based in one genre of music
Been complimented about my musical taste
Been able to show people music they knew but had forgotten
Had a guilty pleasure song, artist, or genre
Seen an episode of Epic Rap Battles
Been able to free style (absolutely requires 6 bars for proof on the spot)
Been a real groupie (you would absolutely given the chance f*ck a music artist/group)
Been a roadie (you went on tour with a band, group, artist)
Owned a VIP or Back Stage Access Pass to a concert
Spent more than 500 dollars at a concert (Tickets and VIP stuff does not count)
Been in a mosh pit
Taught myself an instrument
Been able to read music (if you can, move)
Enjoyed a remix more than original
Made my own playlist because a game's stock music was bad

Put my finger into a pet’s mouth while yawning
Licked my fingers after eating food
Created a fake account
Eaten food in a supermarket without purchasing
Rode in a shopping cart
Tried to sleep with my eyes open
Spoke to my pets about the purpose of life
Spoke with food in my mouth
Screamed when I saw a spider, bug, or rodent
Broken something at my friend’s house and did not tell them about it
Eaten dog or cat food
Tried to put a light bulb into my mouth
Worn socks with holes
Added Mentos to Coca-Cola
Looked through a telescope at the stars
Gone outside in pajamas
Skipped hand washing after going to the toilet
Fallen asleep in a movie theather
Dreamed of changing appearances with my girlfriend/boyfriend
Eaten a whole pizza alone
Fallen asleep in the sun and got burned
Told my friend’s joke but took the credit
Fallen from a ladder
Laughed at the most inappropriate moment
Ran away from a paranormal phenomena
Played pranks on someone on the 1st April
Been afraid of clowns
Googled my full name to know the search results
Forgot the name of a person I just met
Fled a restaurant without paying
Called my friend by a wrong name
Sworn to say the truth when I was actually telling the lie
Re-gifted a present that I did not like
Practiced yoga or cross fit
Changed a baby’s diaper
Sleepwalked
Listened to the same song on repeat for more than a week
Drank in a bar for somebody’s account all night long
Pretended to be busy to avoid meeting with somebody
Stood in the rain without an umbrella
Thrown my phone at the wall
Played Pokemon Go
Actually used any of YouTube life hacks
Feared a monster that lives under my bed
Made a snow angel
Been secretly in love with my school teacher
Smoked in a school toilet room
Been afraid of the darkness
Gone for night diving
Been chased by a dog or a cat
Got a piercing
Hidden cigarettes, drugs, or booze from my parents
Wanted to have children
Slept without underwear
Fallen in love with someone I met online
Gifted somebody a hand-made Valentine’s Day card
Been in a long distance relationship
Taken the first step to making peace after a fight
Remained blind to my partner’s faults
Spent the night at my significant other's house
Dated someone my parents did not approve
Forgiven a betrayal
Pretended to be kind to people who I actually despised
Laughed at someone’s misfortune
Wanted to hack someone’s account in a social media and read the messages
Lost faith in humanity
Regretted something I did
Felt guilty for hurting someone
Fallen into the same trap twice
Fell while rollerblading or skating
Wanted to change something in my past
Stayed awake late with someone on my mind
Sat naked on leather
Netflixed and chilled
Sent a sext
Taken a bathroom selfie
Given my phone number to someone I just met
Ran into a pole and or wall
Slipped on ice
Failed to judge how deep a puddle was
Used the wrong bathroom
Walked in or had someone walk in on me in the bathroom
Found a wallet
Lost something that was on me or in a different pocket in my clothes
Bit my tongue, lip and or cheek and made it bleed
Watched a podcast
Fallen into a thorn bush or cactus
Taught a pet a trick

Been to the point I'm on the roulette table (world spinning)
Been the blackout drunk who has done awful sh*t
Emotional drunk who can't stop crying
P*ssed drunk who just wants to fight the world
Been the drunken philosopher
Stolen something while intoxicated from a house party
Done a pub crawl (bar hopping to get as hammered as possible)
Thought I could handle cocktails better
P*ssed on a building or car that was not mine while intoxicated
Taken a sh*t in someone's yard while intoxicated
Been caught taking a p*ss or sh*t outside while intoxicated
Had a trip so bad it haunts me to this day
Tripped out so hard I lost my mind
Been so high I went full on Moth mode (just stared at lights HAND OVER THE LAMP)
Been the affectionate one while intoxicated (super touchy, flirty or outright down to f*ck)
Been the functioning type while intoxicated (you can do actual work that requires math and or focus to do)
Started an orgy because I started having sex in a very public room while intoxicated
Vomited in someone's mouth while intoxicated
Vomited while having sex with someone from being intoxicated
Prayed to the Almighty Porcelain for sanctuary and painless cold
Seen someone who was way passed the line and do something insane
Been so high the paranoia set in
Been so high and had to walk home and completely couldn't remember where the f*ck I am or going
Been so high I could hear the blood pumping in my body and scared myself when it stopped
Been so intoxicated I thought my heart or lungs were about to fail
Been so high I went to a mall and while coming out began to panic because I had no idea where I parked and searched for over 30 minutes
Been cross faded into a new dimension
Had a trip so eye opening I believed I had the answers
Tripped so bad it genuinely changed my life
Tripped and rode on a swing or drove a car
Felt the weight of Earth's gravity
Stolen something while intoxicated that was a prized item
P*ssed someone off because I stock piled munchies
Opened the fridge and only found sadness to stare back at me
Sober up in a nano second because some sh*t just got too damn real
Bolted from a house naked while intoxicated because I was about to be shot while intoxicated
Tried to stand up only to face plant into the ground
Completely abandoned someone or thing because I smelled some good food while intoxicated
F*cked someone sober up when I woke up and found out I f*cked a troll
F*cked someone sober up when I woke up and found out I was the troll
Woke up with a hang over and the first thought I had was to go pray to the Porcelain God
Had the cops called on a party I was at while intoxicated
Been high for an entire 24 hours
Been high for an entire week without sobering up at all
Eaten way too much of an edible
Downed a whole rack of edibles without the knowledge they were
Been so intoxicated I forgot I was having sex with someone
Driven a car while high and felt like I always going light speed but when I looked I wasn't even going 30mph
Raged out and lost my mind while high
Been strung out with the scratches
Done more than two types of drugs inside of 24 hours
Had to sober up in a detox tank
Been seriously injured while intoxicated
Setup a camera system to find out what I do while drunk or high
Had to keep myself awake because I was too high or drunk
Taken an inanimate object home and claimed it was my lover, friend, family member, and or child
Gotten drunk or high with a teacher and or cop

Pissed all over a bathroom stall
Pissed on the toilet paper in all the stalls in a public restroom
Drugged my coworkers so we all fail a drug test
Corrupted someone innocent into a wh*re
Corrupted someone innocent into an addict
Drugged a religious zealot
Drugged a cop
Fed a pig bacon
Fed a chicken, chicken
Given a vegan meat without their knowledge
Spat in someone's food as a waiter/cook
Given someone peanuts who I knew had an allergy to them
Made fun of someone with a stutter
Made fun of someone with a physical or mental disability
Sold someone fake drugs
Gotten someone to snort a crushed up candy
Broken someone's knee caps
Threaten to stab a parent or family member
Force someone to eat roaches
Locked someone in a closet or locker
Shaved someone's head without their permission
Superglued someone hand to their head
Placed a mouse trap next to someone's d*ck
Pulled someone's piercings out and tore flesh
Put a lock in someone's gauges
Broken someone's tooth by hitting their lip piercings
Given someone a d*ck tattoo
Given someone a swastika tattoo
Pissed on someone while they were sleeping and blamed someone else
Sh*t in a bag and set it on fire on someone's porch
Gave someone a swirly
Curb stomped someone
Pulled someone's weave out
Set someone's hair on fire
Blackmailed someone for drugs and or sex
Sold drugs to the elderly
Sold drugs to people underage
Sold cigarettes or booze to people underage
Wrecked someone's house in a house party
Stolen precious items from people's home's during house parties
Thrown firecrackers under someone's house or porch
Made someone drink p*ss and or eat sh*t
Thrown a used tampon or pad at someone
Thrown something at someone who is mentally disabled
Tazed someone to wake them up
Set someone on fire who was sleeping
Dumped boiling water on someone
Hit someone who was pregnant
Tripped someone down the stairs
Talked someone who was religious into getting an abortion
Stolen someone's clothes
Tricked a cheater into being sold for sex
Stolen something violently stupid
Put p*rn on someone's PC and got them in trouble for it
Thrown objects at passing by cars
P*ssed or sh*t on someone's car or house
Shot bottle rockets at someone
Used someone as human bait to make someone follow you
Broken someone's glasses who badly needed them
Drugged Hall-O-Ween or Christmas treats
Got someone put into a mental ward when they were mentally stable
Tied someone to a bed and left them there alone
Lit a bible on fire in front of someone religious
Blackmailed a religious person to get your way
Thrown used toilet paper into someone's laundry
Used someone's dirty laundry as toilet paper
Hid a dead body in someone's house
Actually been the friend who helped bury a body
Gave someone an illness on purpose
Used someone's toothbrush to clean a toilet and didn't clean it and watched them reuse it
Told someone to suck a d*ck and shove a d*ldo in their mouth
Replaced someone's shampoo, conditioner or body wash with nair or hair remover
Yelled at someone in a high place to do a flip
Clogged all the toilets in a public restroom and flooded it
Pushed someone into a body of water and knew they could not swim
Shot a gun during the school shooter drill in school
Sh*t in a Hall-O-Ween pumpkin
Tricked a child into listening to a "bad song" (oingo boingo - Little girls) or bad video
Given myself a piercing in the middle of a classroom that was currently full
Sh*t in the sand at a playground
Called someone out for p*ssing in a public pool
Sh*t on a playground slide
P*ssed on a playground
Beaten someone with a prosthetic limb
Wrecked a relationship for my own fun
Watched someone about to break something or injure themselves and did nothing to stop my laughter
Been drunk or high at church
Had a food based item break inside me
Had an object inside me that I could not retrieve myself
Used a meat thermometer to take my temperature