I really like Risk of Rain 2 and I dont wanne say that the enemy Designs are Bad. My Goal is not to attack anybody in any way shape or Form. This Guide is there to make people laugh.

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Place 15: Lesser Wisp
He is just to boring to be Handsome. To be fair some say that his flame makes him lit ,but in my opinion that is FAKE NEWS. Cause of many snipes that killed me he gains the Price for the most Ugly enemy in the game.




Place 14: Solus Probe
Next on the List we have the Solus Probe or how I like to call him Son of an Entitled Parent. Because there Mother is a real Karen. But let us get back to the little guy. He is just a Laser-Ball of Emotions and deserve nothing more than place 14.




Place 13: Jellyfish
On this spot we have the one and only Jelly. He is like the Solus Probe just a Ball but with Tentacles. He would be higher on this list if he would sing the Jellyfish Jam. He is to much Fish and not enough Jelly.



Place 12: Beetle
From here on out all enemies look at least decent. The Bettle is a cut little enemy that is so cute I dont even wanne harm it. If it would be a cutie contest I would place him on one. For now he is here because he or she has an awesome hat.




Place 11: Imp
The Imp always has an eye on you, always. He is a Gentleman always nice and ... who am I kidding he is a creep always lurking and seeking for his next opportunity to make your life worse. But hey he has nice Arms and he glows in the Dark so 11 I guess...




Place 10: Hermit Crab
I hear you all Hermit Crab = Hermit Life Club you love your Crap. He would be higher on this List if he wouldn`t be so shy. He is always hiding from you. This is the reason why I cant but him any higher. Sorry.

So now that we are in the Top 9 things will get more Handsome so get ready to be stunned.

Place 9: Alloy Vulture
This enemy has beautiful wings and a pretty face to say the least. This Bird is a Solid Place 9. Not much to say here.





Place 8: Lemurian
This enemy is the first you see most of the Times and he is nice. His Arms and Legs are very pretty and his derpy face makes that a deal. Don`t even get me started on his Tail. The only thing he lacks of is muscle Power.




Place 7: Brass Contraption
This living Machine is Belltastic literally. He has beautiful curves and some Handsome holes if you know what I mean. He just missing some limps to be any higher.





Place 6: Greater Wisp
The Greater Wisp he has everything that the Lesser Wisp is missing. Passion, Power, Hands and LASER BALLS. His mask is just pretty. If you search for a LIFETIME companion that never leaves you Greater Wisp is the one 4 you.




Place 6: Void Reaver
It is Tie between Greater Wisp and Void Reaver because they both have an Explosing Personality to say the least. A for legged Deaht Machine (even if you have over 18k Hp ONE SHOT) trust me I tried...




Place 5: Clay Templar
A pretty strong number 5. I mean he is the only Enemy in the entire Game who can call a FREAKING Mini-Gun his own. Legend say every Templar gets born with a Mini-Mini-Gun that grows with them.

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Place 4: Beetle Guard Close to Top 3 but not in them. Lets wellcome a POWERHOUSE the Machine the True and only Beetle Guard Yeah!!! He is Top 4 for a reason. He is the kind of Person that helps old Ladies across the Street. He is always there to help and protect. The only thing bigger than his Arms is his Heard.


Place 3: Bighorn Bison
First in the Top 3 he is so high on the List cause he has a gorgeous pair of Horns. I mean look at them and his eyes. Just stunning. And his hide is so fluffy. His Legs are Strong and Powerfull.





Place 2: Elder Lemurian
This was a close call but Elder Lemurian is second. He has every that the Lemurian has just bedder. Big Arms, Strong Legs Big Fire Balls, Handsome Face, Long Tail, and a nice Orange. He is nearly perfect and he would be Number one if it wasen`t for his Fiery Breath.



Place 1: Stone Golem
Place one, the one and only, Stone GOLEM!!!! With his beautiful curves and his Strong arms he crushes everyone down. He is the type of Person that never losses his Target and always heads for winning. We all know that he is the most Handsome Enemy in Risk of Rain 2.

This is the List with the most Handsome Monsters in Risk of Rain 2

I hope I could make your day a bit brighter have a good day bye.