Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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PRO TIPS FOR TF2
By Kitsune
THE BEST TIPS AND TRICKS TO BECOME A PRO AT TF2. (MORE PRO TIPS WILL BE ADDED)
   
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PRO TIP 1.
Don't die.
PRO TIP 2.
Don't be a noob.
PRO TIP 3.
Stand still. If you don't move they can't smell you.
PRO TIP 4.
When playing sniper don't aim for their head, aim for their weak parts. Their pps.
PRO TIP 5.
Don't die to a noob, if you do then you're bad.
PRO TIP 6.
When playing pyro..... you loser. Don't play pyro.
PRO TIP 7.
When you actually finally for once kill someone. Say EZ, then leave.
PRO TIP 8.
If you have trouble killing someone then hold Alt+F4 on your keyboard, it gives you aimbot.
PRO TIP 9.
When playing spy, uncloak in front of your enemy.
PRO TIP 10.
When playing medic, never heal anyone but scouts.
PRO TIP 11.
If your mom or dad comes in your room at 4 am, when you're playing and they tell you to pause the game tell them, You're watching hentai. They'll leave you alone for sure!
PRO TIP 12.
Don't be stupid.
PRO TIP 13.
When playing as scout, always use the frying pan. And wrack everyone with the frying pan, people love that!
PRO TIP 14.
When you finally get the hang of TF2, and you're finally ready to bind something. First open the console, then type unbindall . It gives you a list of binds to do!
PRO TIP 15.
When playing soldier, spam your rockets.
PRO TIP 16.
When playing pyro........ hold down w on your keyboard, and m1 on your mouse when in front of your enemy.
PRO TIP 17.
When playing demoman, always sticky spam. They'll have no real winning chance of killing you!
PRO TIP 18.
When playing medic, and you have your uber.. always uber the scouts, or spies, when rushing a point!
PRO TIP 19.
Another amazing PRO TIP is, when in a community server, never read their rules, and always sentry camp cause its not spawncamp. Its sentry camp!
PRO TIP 20.
When you keep dying as a class always go pyro, soldier, demoman, or heavy!
PRO TIP 21.
When you are trying to impress your Waifu or Husbando in TF2 always, spam your mic, Talk to another Waifus or Husbandos, and always play as pyro and hold W+M1 on your keyboard and mouse as said before. Your Waifu or Husbando will be head over heels for you!
PRO TIP 22.
Always have music playing in your mic, everyone loves music!
PRO TIP 23.
When in a taunt war as heavy hold out your mini gun and taunt at your enemy!
PRO TIP 24.
When finally trading and you have your unusuals, always put in your steam BIO, (I'm new at trading!) People will be sure to help you out!
PRO TIP 25.
When playing as soldier use the Direct Hit, or Black Box!
PRO TIP 26.
If you're using a controller to play TF2 on PC..... always turn up all your sensitivity!
PRO TIP 27.
Don't. And I mean just, don't play as pyro.
PRO TIP 28.
When playing as engineer in a community server, always place a sentry at the enemies spawn! Its like they can't even move!
PRO TIP 29.
Listen to music while you play, but not just any music, listen to Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass .
PRO TIP 30.
So it seems as if you're ready to become a pro at TF2. Well, you're wrong. You'll never be ready, you disappointment.
PRO TIP 31.
When buying things on the TF2 market, avoid keys at all costs.
PRO TIP 32.
When failing at TF2 and everything else in life, use wall hacks, it will improve your aiming! At life, and games!
PRO TIP 33.
So you're still reading this? good. Well another PRO TIP, is get gud if you don't know how then... You're bad...
PRO TIP 34.
If you're in a community server and they have a grapple.. Grapple spam away from your enemy! And if the server doesn't have a grapple then........ well what are you doing on that server?
PRO TIP 35.
When you're low on health and you're defending the point, make sure to have a kill bind!
PRO TIP 36.
Playing spy is a difficult thing, the best thing to do is always stay cloaked and talk trash but don't ever uncloak!
PRO TIP 37.
So you may be asking, why so many PRO TIPS? Well that's just because poor people need them.
PRO TIP 38.
Always taunt after every kill, even if you see someone nearby!
PRO TIP 39.
When you're the only one on the last point and you're about to capture it, use the kill bind! it will automatic make you win!
PRO TIP 40.
Another AMAZING PRO TIP, when playing as a demoknight, forget everything you've learned and go straight into battle!
PRO TIP 41.
When showering AND playing Team Fortress 2, make sure to not drop the soap! Otherwise the spy will find you.. and most likely... stab you in the bootea.
PRO TIP 42.
When playing as a friendly...... if you die, always spam your mic and kill everyone who have done you wrong!
20 Comments
KennyAtom 17 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am 
holy shit this actually works

pro tip for pro tip 11, tell them its Sonic hentai, and they'll walk away

please help I'm lonely
aska 18 Oct, 2019 @ 9:52am 
tl;dr
Kitsune  [author] 16 Oct, 2019 @ 5:11pm 
you welcome i know, its great tips. Your probably a pro now cause of it!
ShadedName 16 Oct, 2019 @ 2:10pm 
Holy shit, I've gotten 100% better at tf2 now! Thank you for tips. The most useful one was don't die. I would of never knew to do that if you hadn't saved me!
DukeHazard 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:42am 
No offense but that is offensive to me
Ashwood 15 Oct, 2019 @ 9:09am 
this ofended me. and made me laugh.
DukeHazard 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:27am 
:3
euψychius 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:21am 
damn now i`m a pro
Kitsune  [author] 13 Oct, 2019 @ 3:51pm 
you welcome man :D
tegusmimmu12 13 Oct, 2019 @ 12:58pm 
thanks bro, i have mastered the art of fucking dying.