DARK SOULS™ III

DARK SOULS™ III

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HOW TO SMASH TABLE CORRECTLY AFTER GETTING KILLED BY ANY BOSS.
By ma jamas
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all steps:)
step 1: go find any boss
step 2: try beat it as hard as you can
step 3 (only if you failed to beat the boss): check you don't have any food or drinks on your table ( if you don't have anything to eat or drink on your table, skip to step 5)
step 4: put the food to another table or room
step 5: smash only with the hands. (don't try to beat your head against the table).
step 6: then if anything didn't break, you can continue playing and try again.
if your table did broke, buy new one or steal your neighbours table.
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55 Comments
YourAverageCheeseEnjoyer 24 Nov, 2022 @ 12:29pm 
solid guide, although i have 1 question. if i break all the tables in the world then what?
Redi :3 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:31am 
sä oot nero
RINJAJASIN_TTV 1 Jun, 2020 @ 5:06am 
sad me the boss have become potato chips to me
gold 14 May, 2020 @ 7:58am 
But I don't die to bosses, they are too easy. But I want to smash my table too
Pepe Da Wise 11 May, 2020 @ 12:57pm 
Also if on a laptop DO NOT SLAM OUT YOUR LAPTOP learned that the hard way
Ninjamantis 5 May, 2020 @ 6:29pm 
I tried to steal a table and accidentally stole money from a drug cartel this is all your fault please i need 5000$ or they will drown my ant farm :duranceleft::duranceright:
Suplexer of Grandmas 5 May, 2020 @ 3:45pm 
What if I use the force to heal my hand and then destroy the desk?
ma jamas  [author] 5 May, 2020 @ 2:16am 
then you are not the chosen one
Suplexer of Grandmas 4 May, 2020 @ 10:15pm 
But what if I break my hand?
czar 4 May, 2020 @ 6:36pm 
this looks very helpful since im starting to play dark souls now :steamhappy: