Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to quit reddit for GOOD
By Rat King
Hey kids!
Are you tired of being downvoted and seeing the ♥♥♥♥ and cancer that's all over reddit? Then this guide is for you!
Come on down and let's walkthrough this guide on how to cure your brain cancer this site had infected you with!
   
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introduction (What the ♥♥♥♥ is reddit?)
What is reddit exactly?

Well i am about to tell you now.

Reddit was a website where people can gather in communities (subreddits) and socialize about the things they love and make friends on this now trash website.
Over the years it became more ♥♥♥♥ and those filthy degenerates came in and ♥♥♥♥ all over the website with unfunny trash and more garbage to get upvotes.

Nowadays if you have a opinion and you share it on a comment section.. BOOM! INSTANT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MINUS 999 NORMIE POINTS.
The posts are even worse. Take a picture of picking up trash? 10K NORMIE POINTS AND A FAKE GOLD MEDAL!!
"lol its pride month im going to feed my dog the trans flag cuz im cool el em ai ooooo (lmao)"
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pLANTIMUM AWARD AND 100K NORMIE POINTS!.

Good luck trying to make a good post because it will get less than 100 normie points and people will trash talk about you in the comments. "wrong sub dude" "How is this funny? HMM?" "r/lostredditors"
respond to one of these comments and you will lose 10 normie points.
However, If you have more than a 1000 normie points from your original funny comments or posts. A couple downvotes won't hurt you.
OR TRY MAKING A GOOD MEME AND SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INCEL WILL REPOST YOUR ♥♥♥♥
AND WILL GET THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Only Fake trash on r/AITA or r/relationship_advice or any other pathetic subs will get the most upvotes. You even see the same ♥♥♥♥ on youtube. Just people being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s to eachother and asking for likes on a video of a person who got raped and murdered by James charles.

This is why reddit is a bad website. Democrats and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 20 year olds had ruined the website.

Now, That's not all about reddit. there are good subs that don't represent about how bad reddit is.
And people who actually understand about how reddit is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crap. The only good ones are
r/hardunpopularopinion
or
r/subredditcancer
(Or subreddits of games you like and r/gonewild for the quick faps mmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

That's it. Now let's move on to the next section of the benefits of quitting reddit
The benefits of quitting (from reddit duh)


Could this be you?

If yes then go learn about what you're doing with your life and what have you done with your decisions.

There is seriously a lot of benefits from quitting reddit. Enough benefits to save you from killing yourself. Here's what they are..

  • You won't see the cancer and ♥♥♥♥ from the popular section.
  • You can live in peace without having ♥♥♥♥ thrown on your face.
  • Your brain cells will recover.
  • You will no longer have to worry about losing normie points from those filthy degenerates of reddit.
  • You will no longer witness bad posts.
  • No more unfunny ♥♥♥♥ from r/memes or r/tf2
  • No more downvotes on your previously stated opinions or comments.
  • Your retar.dation will be cured
  • And finally you will become a entirely better person.

There are only a few good things you can't do anymore.
  • You can't have nice quick faps on r/gonewild anymore but thats ok because we have e.621 and xn.xx

So that's it basically.

i mean you could still go on reddit and get help from video game subs if you need something from that game. But just make sure to not touch the popular section.
How to quit reddit. (on mobile)
FOR IPHONE 6 OR UP USERS
\Step 1. Go to your home menu
Step 2. Tap then Hold on any app icon until every icon shakes and the x button appears.
Step 3. Find the filthy tumor (Reddit)
Step 4. Press X on reddit then tap delete and watch as you transform into Mr. Clean.
Step 5. ??????
Step 6. PROFIT!!!

FOR ANDROID USERS
Step 1. Delete reddit
Step 2. ??????
Step 3. PROFIT!!!
How to quit reddit. (on PC)
Step 1. Just don't go on reddit lmfaoooo
CONGRATULATIONS!!
You finally quit that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ website for Good!
Here have a cookie :) O
pls leik and favorite the guide xDDdddddd lol baldi dance funiii




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13 Comments
snolop 16 Oct, 2019 @ 6:37am 
r/woadoadfdjsfjesfwefhwsa
General Beef 15 Oct, 2019 @ 11:27am 
the fuck
FluffyTac0z 14 Oct, 2019 @ 2:54pm 
hahahah 8=====D
hab 14 Oct, 2019 @ 9:38am 
yo thanks i have now quit reddit for GOOD aha yea thanks so much xxx
:steamhappy: o damn that gif got my goof
CrispyBanana 14 Oct, 2019 @ 7:05am 
best guide on steam
verniy 13 Oct, 2019 @ 7:16pm 
If you have ever went on reddit commit toaster bath
grammernazi241 13 Oct, 2019 @ 3:13pm 
This is autistic :nonplussed_creep:
Ray 13 Oct, 2019 @ 11:41am 
how to quit reddit for real and do humanity a favor
1. dont go on 4chan
2. buy a noose
yeah 13 Oct, 2019 @ 4:43am 
Stop it get some help, or else Mr T will come shake all that loose change right out of your pockets.
How are you gonna get a 6 piece chicken McNuggets then?
dweep 13 Oct, 2019 @ 3:30am 
baste