No thanks. I'd rather eat from a place that has up to date cookwear that doesn't have grease.

Ham is delicious and everyone deserves to have a taste! That is why we lowered the price! Come in today and try some our succulent honey fried ham now 50% off only at your local International House of Pan.

Fried Ham 50% off, you trying to tell the Bosses something?

I need this to be a real thing

I am. You just don't want to admit that your group is shit and that Demopan memes have long outlived their original charm and humor.

you are not telling the truth.

I actually have the victory declaration from the Ham Father himself, am a member of the Ham Mafia (inactive, granted, but still a member), and know for a fact that they announced it on Steam and Discord. There was celebrating on Discord. You just don't want to admit that you fucked up in leading a group by spamming raffle announcements like a pleb. It's okay to admit that you were wrong.

You do not speak for the Ham Mafia, Do not try and start bullshit here.

No, I'm pretty sure they said they won. In fact, I was there when it happened on Discord. Pan Militia and Ham Mafia agreed to cease official hostilities but agreed that bickering would continue regardless. More or less a ceasefire for buissness' sake.

Ham mafia did not beat us, go back and look at the announcements both groups made.
The ham mafia never tried to win, they just wanted to be left alone. We were always the aggressor.
They agreed to stop bothering demopans, our attacks were no longer needed.