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How to Stanley

By Scout Norris

This is a step-by-step guide on how to Stanley.

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Scout Norris
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Category: Characters, Gameplay Basics, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Posted

21 Oct, 2013 @ 7:05pm

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Guide Index

Overview

How to Be

How to Do

I am not Stanley

Comments

How to Be

As a Stanley, you must obey narrator. Disobeying will cause serious consiquences. As a Stanley, you WILL obey narrator. Disobeying will cause serious consiquences. By buying this game, you agreed to listen to narrator. Disobeying will cause serious consiquences. You have one task to do, and it is to listen to narrator. Disobeying will cause serious consiquences. If you do not comply to these rules, there will be serious consiquences.

Obey, you must

How to Do

This is where you will learn how to do Stanley. Narrator is your boss, and you must listen to him. If he tells you to jump, you musn't say "How high, master?" you must say "Yes, sir," and jump as he pleases, as asking him how high would be disrespectful. If you do not comply, there will be serious consiquences.

I am not Stanley

Do not think of me as Stanley, for I am not him, I am a worthless clone, like all of you. You guys are being sucked in deeper, and deeper into narrator's universe, making him more, and more powerful, and I thank you for that. Please comply now, and jump.

5 Comments

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QIREXX 16 Nov, 2016 @ 2:25pm

this guide is fake, the narrator would never allow stanley to jump.

Charles Entertainment Cheese 1 Feb, 2014 @ 3:05pm

Instructions unclear, destroyed game.

🍃Caluplino🍃 8 Dec, 2013 @ 5:11pm

But you might need to jump four-five times at a point...

ivrudakov 26 Oct, 2013 @ 6:25pm

I think, this guide need some corrections:

As a Stanley, you must obey narrator. As a Stanley, you must not obey narrator.

Disobeying will cause serious consequences. Disobeying will not cause serious consequences...

And so on.

Remember of dualism and nonexistence. :)

LC-DDM 23 Oct, 2013 @ 2:58pm

But you can't jump...

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