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The Red Orchestra Drinking Game

By Whiskey_Fox

Red Orchestra 2 is a great, immersive game yet sometimes too brutal in its exectuion. There is only one solution: drown out the horrors of World War 2 with alcohol! So grab your drink of choice, grab your rifle, and set sail for fail!

Award

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Category: Co-op, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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26 May, 2017 @ 6:51pm

29 May, 2017 @ 12:27pm

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Guide Index

Overview

===== Introduction =====

===== General Rules =====

===== 'Murikans =====

===== Tojo =====

===== Ruskies =====

===== Nazeez =====

===== Final Thoughts =====

===== Disclaimer =====

Comments

===== Introduction =====

War is hell, comrades, but not when you have enough booze!

Rules are simplel and classic. Find yourself in one of those situations? Drink the number shown!
(Shot or sip at your discretion and desire for alcohol poisoning)

Pictured here: comrade going 'full Motherland'

===== General Rules =====

Game crashes = [1]
SPEED HAX DETECTED!!!! = [1]
-Die due to your 'leet hax' = [2]
Get TKed as TL or SL = [2]
Someone says "Bad nade" = [1]
Die due to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Tripwire coding (stuck prone, etc) = [1]
Someone says "how do I pick up weapon?" = [1]
-If SL or TL = [3]
Voice chat conversation turns deep = [1]
-WW2 History level = [2]
-Meaning of life level = [4]
Someone speaks a language you can't understand = [1]
Tank an arty shell to face and survive = [2]
Friendly sniper kills you = [1]
Your Squad Leader dies 1 second before you spawn = [1]
You are best-performing player of class and someone gets your slot via battlefield comission = [1]
Killed via nut-shot = [1]
Arty is pointless
-Bad placement = [2]
-Self-arty = [3]
SL 1 or 2 is <40 Honor = [1]
Commander is <50 Honor = [2]
Commander has no mic = [1]
-Yet still somehow actually good = [2]
Your steam-rolling god team gets locked out of last objective = [3]
Every time this happens = [1]

Srsly what the hell??

===== 'Murikans =====

AMERICA ♥♥♥♥ YEAH!!

Flamer is <20 Honor and he burninates you = [1]
An enemy does not appreciate the napalm BURNING FREEDOM applied on him = [1]
Perform the Freedom-Charge™ (bayonet a ♥♥♥) = [1]
Successfully counter-stab a ♥♥♥ banzai charging you = [2]
Get Banzai charged as a Flame Freedom Thrower = [3]
♥♥♥♥ say that Freedom Team's guns are OP = [1]
You step on a trip mine = [1]
You lose Iwo Jima....unlike IRL = [1]
When you lose and the ♥♥♥ team collectively raughs over Public mic = [3]
[raughs Nipponly]

===== Tojo =====

ANIME TIDDIES BANZAAAAAI

Japanese strat to dazzle and confuse American piggus

Get counter-stabed while Banzai charging = [1]
A grenade bugs and fails to plant = [1]
You see two tripmines planted right beside each other = [1]
For every Banzai charge kill >1 = [1]
-Pls consult chart. Note: flamer stabs worth 2 drinks
Kills
Drinks
1
0
2
1
3
2
4
3
etc
etc
'Murikan complains about Knee Mortar = [1]
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in reference to you = [2]
Every 2 TKs with 1 Knee Mortar round = [1]
"How do I plant mines?" = [1]
Lose as GRORIOUS NIPPON and bring dishonor to the Emperor = [9999]

===== Ruskies =====

AAAAAAAH MOTHERLAND

Game becomes a giant Russian meatgrinder = [1]
Teammate complains that German guns Master Race = [1]
- ***SPOILER ALERT*** they're not
Russian MG uses German MG = [1]
You're on a German favored server = [1]
-bonus: Russian team average looks to be Honor 20-40 = [2]
Your team won't secure (D) Second Floor on Grain Elevator and you lose = [1]

===== Nazeez =====

Heil ya'll doin'? ;)

Someone's WAAAY too into being a German = [1]
-Might actually be Hitler = [2]
A Russian favored server votes for Grain Elevator = [1]
-This happens and you lose = [2]
You lose any map ever because CLEARLY the German team is superiorlol = [1]
German SLs use Russian PPSH = [1]
AHH SUPERIOUR GERMAN ARMOR loses = [1]

Drunken snow angels with Hans the tank driver

===== Final Thoughts =====

RO2 is a rough game, so grab your favorite bottle and bayonet and charge for the Motherland/Vaterland/Emperor/Cheeseburger!

And remember kids:
Don't drink and drive!

you see Ivan, when a tank and tank of love each other very much...

!!WARNING!! Not PG content. Hot tank-oh-halftrack barrel-penetrating action

===== Disclaimer =====

*****NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY RO2 INJURY AND/OR DEATH*****

Advisable to stop when seeing double and nose turns dangerously red

39 Comments

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Whiskey_Fox [author] 14 Nov, 2020 @ 9:33am

Thanks, enjoy soviet PTSD drinking simulator

ADX Housing 13 1 Nov, 2020 @ 8:59am

best guide ever...

Whiskey_Fox [author] 8 Jul, 2017 @ 11:34pm

hue hue ty

No_Step_On_Snek 8 Jul, 2017 @ 7:55am

LOve you

Whiskey_Fox [author] 7 Jul, 2017 @ 11:37pm

@PVT Seeley The anime's Shokugeki no Soma

No_Step_On_Snek 7 Jul, 2017 @ 12:19pm

yo for TOJO what uhhh anime is that

"Gumbo" Jack 12 Jun, 2017 @ 8:13am

I even have more suggestions:
When your mg gives you a better spawn then your sl.
When someone childishly tks you because you accidently killed him via grenade or misclick.
The tank on your team has a bunch of low honour players who cant even type to communicate.
When you fall through the map.

Whiskey_Fox [author] 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:58pm

@Sleeping Potato Thank you and happy drinking, comrade!

Whiskey_Fox [author] 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:57pm

@keksz you're triggering me w/ the ctrl to heal but picking up a weapon. Too real man. Shall be added!

Whiskey_Fox [author] 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:56pm

@dannbis but all the fun kinda is there is it not? huehue

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