Jeff Chooses YOU. One cannot simply choose Jeff. He is the almighty God, the almighty Jesus, the almighty Holy Spirit.

Jeff Is The Holy Trinity.

Buying Jeff Johansen when he has not chosen you to main him sets your computer on fire, disables all transactions within every game you have and will ever play. Jeff has the power.

But on the off chance he does choose you, he is very hard to learn how to use and master to the best of your abilities. Since Jeff ( The almighty Holy God of the Earth ) is God, he has the power to end your games quickly, giving you lots of much needed bloodpoints.

He repairs generators at lightning speed and heals teammates in an instant from anywhere in the map. He can open doors at the snap of his finger and disable all Killers' powers with a thought. He truly is the wonder of all things pure. Jeff is God and to master him, not only for he to choose you, one must prove their loyalty to Jeff.

This Beautiful being is Jeff Johansen.
This Fine specimen is Jeff Johansen.
This Perfect God is Jeff Johansen.

He is not Jeff, he is an imposter.