It is VERY IMPORTANT that you listen to this song throughout the creation process. This will really help capture the ATMOSPHERE™ of Putt-Putt while you make magic happen.

Alright fellas, so the important thing to remember here is we're going for Arby's quality. That means we don't have to get top notch ingredients or even real meat, so long as we capture the ATMOSPHERE™ of an Arby's within the sandwich.

It doesn't matter which grocery store you go to. Publix, Winn-Dixie, Food Lion, Kroger, they're all the same. Just purchase everything I list below. THERE ARE A FEW EXCEPTIONS so shop carefully and shop smart!

Without further ado, here's everything we'll need:

• Roast Beef
  
• Brioche Buns
  
• Cheddar Cheese
  
• French Fries
  
• Curling Iron
  
• Brisket
  
• Dog (pick one up from your local Humane Society, those ones won't be missed as much when you harvest their meat)
  
• Big Stick (sometimes you can find these outside if you look hard enough!)
  
• Sack
  
• Cartoonishly Big Hammer
  
• Purple Spray Paint
  
• Four Military Grade Tires

So you've got your ingredients! Congratulations, you went into the real world and went into your car (Putt-Putt reference) and then went into the grocery store (and maybe the Humane Society) and purchased all the delicious items we'll need to prepare your meal! That's impressive!

Now, what does Putt-Putt's mother do with these ingredients now that she has them? Well I asked her, and she had this to say:

Interviewer: Hello, Mrs. Putt! The readers all want to know: what do you do first when you get your ingredients?
Putt-Putt's Mother:

Good old Mrs. Putt! I am not licensed as a veterinarian, so legally I am not allowed to tell you how to kill the dog. But I did bring in one of my trusted veterinarian friends to help: Doc McStuffins! Take it away, Doc!



Now that you've done this, put the dog in the sack and tie the sack to your big stick. Now we have the decoration for the sandwich!

Now for the most important part of our Putt-Putt family Arby's Sandwich: the Arby's Sandwich!

1. Cook your Brisket at 400°F for 20 minutes (Arby's says they slow roast theirs for like 13 hours but we all know Arby's isn't even open that long so it doesn't make any sense)
   
2. Take the brioche buns out of their packaging
   
3. Take the brisket out of the oven using your bare hands (burnt skin smells like tires)
   
4. Put the brisket on the bun
   
5. Put the roast beef on the bun
   
6. Put the top bun on
   
7. Drink lots of diet Mr. Pibb
   
8. Wait 2.5 hours
   
9. Pee on the sandwich (this is Arby's secret sauce)

Congratulations! The sandwich is now complete! The third and final step will show you how to encapsulate the ATMOSPHERE™ of Putt-Putt in your sandwich.

So you've got your sandwich! Good job for making it this far!

The first thing we're going to do is make the sandwich look like Putt-Putt. To do that, we're going to have to spray paint it purple.

Follow these steps to ensure you stay safe while doing this:

1. Take out your spray paint
   
2. Shake the can of spray paint
   
3. Spray the can directly into your eyes to make sure it works
   
4. After ensuring that the spray paint works, spray the sandwich
   
5. Ensure that the sandwich has a smooth, even coating of purple

Alright champ, you're almost done!

Now, attach your four military grade wheels to the sandwich so it looks like a car.

Finally, shove the stick with the dog in the sack into the middle of the sandwich, and VOILA!

You made Putt-Putt's Famous Arby's Sandwich!

Now just use the curling iron on each individual french fry until they look like Arby's curly fries and put the cheddar cheese on top for added flavor.

Finally, enjoy as the deliciousness enters your body and you take your love of Putt-Putt to the next level.

I am not morally or legally responsible for any action taken from the contents of this guide. Putt-Putt and Arby's are not my property. I have only created this guide. If you get hurt, it is not my fault.