These are just general tips for both sides. This is really nothing but me having a fit over stupid ♥♥♥♥ that noobs do that kinda pisses me off.

1) DO NOT. I repeat. DO NOT EVER, choose driver if you dont know how to drive or you have such a high ping that you cant drive very well.
2) Try your best to get the green ammo boxes. If anyone in your car gets the rocket launcher or the grenade launcher you suddenly have a huge boost against the other team, as long you can hit vehicles
3) If you choose driver, also choose an SMG...unless you have a bad smg and a really good secondary. Just dont do anything like basic pistol and shotgun. YOU WON'T SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO USE THE SHOTGUN IF YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD SIDEARM TO SHOOT WITH.

When you are the driver of the VIP, NEVER STOP moving. As soon as you stop you are instantly a target for the terrorists to box you up and take you down without any resistance.

If you are protecting the VIP, Dont touch the VIP's car. I know it sounds obvious but you'd be surprised how many people just crash into you when you are running from terrorists.

Another thing to remember, is dont leave the VIP alone, even if the car is well armed, it can get shot up from far away and a well placed hit can get it stuck entirely. Which is what you need to be there to stop, or help the VIP when they're switching cars or moving out of the way.

When you are hunting down the VIP, remember to split up into two groups whenever possible:
1) the main group who follow the VIP and try to kill him. Also the vip car has the health of a fly so try and focus all of your fire on it.
2) A single car with no passengers in it who takes shortcuts to either block off a small peice of road or suprise the enemy at the end.

Do not take this insanely seriously, it is by no means a deep or specific guide on how to win, but instead a lighthearted collection of tips to improve both the skill and experience of the game for beginners.