• First Step: off you'll obviously need some meat if you don't have any then go to the section were i'll teach you how to summon some meat
  
• Second Step: dont tell your parents they dont understand your quench for the meat man himself
  
• Third Step: get some type of adhesive material like tape or glue you can eat it if you want but only once we need to make the Meat Man after all :3
  
• Fourth Step: be in a quiet secluded room that's really hot and no one can hear you scream
  
  thats all the stuff we need now lets go make that moist meat man
  
  
  

• First form the legs,torso,arms,and head,and glue them together.
  
• Next you must lick all of the meat on the body that way it knows that you like it you can tell it worked if you get E-coli.
  
• Wait 12 years and once its been 12 years add $100.00 into your steam wallet,then buy "Meat-Man Comes Alive" DLC for Garry's Mod 2 and wait for it to download it may take up 99 Terabites on your computer but its worth it
  
• Once its done installing throw your computer monitor at the meat statue and BOOM you just brought it to life you should be proud of yourself!
  IMPORTANT: if your Meat Man is for some reason evil please refer to the guide that is labelled "OH NO MY MEAT MAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" if theres nothing else then thank you
  

There is a 50% percent chance that your Meat Man might be evil and try to kill you or someone else if you are having these problems then you've come to the right section of this guide

• throw vegetables at it until it says "STOP" if that doesn't work then see these other steps below
  
• insult its grandmother,this usually doesn't work but hey it can't hurt to try right?
  
• show it the latest seasons of Family Guy im sure the evil Meat Man will stop if not then we have bigger problems...
  
• make it listen to the THX intro sound at full blast
  
• eat meat in front of it
  
  If none of these steps worked then im sorry but you'll have to try again in 36 years otherwise you might get banned permanently :(

You'll need a squeaky rubber chicken,once you have one squeeze it 40 times then the juicy meat will appear if not you must die and reincarnate to do this step again

That's it if you don't have any issues and you have the perfect Meat Man then you did it. Comment down below what experiences you've had with your Meat Man.