Deep Rock Galactic

Deep Rock Galactic

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DWARVES MANNERS
By Sonderling-Ling
How to be a polite Dwarf...(and the secret how to be special)
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CHAPTER ONE
- If you join a team, welcome all the brothers with a funkyfresh dwarf greeting.
(Read the "DwarvesDaily" magazine regularly).
- Basically you greet every dwarf because Karl does that too.
- While others are holding drinks, DO NOT turn off gravity!
- Red sugar is not smoked indoors or during the mission.
- Empty beer steins, you do not throw others at the head, except it was the cheapest brew.
- As TECHNICIAN you should support scouts by installing platforms for them at remote veins.
- As SCOUT, one should take into account the slower classes. Eventually help hack paths into the rock. And what do you have your flaregun for? Be polite and, like Karl, make
some light for everyone.
- As DRILLER, it's nice to drill a tunnel to the escape pod at the end of a mission. Announce!
A decent dwarf has freshened up his fuel reserves and does not get stuck in the middle of the rock.
- As GUNNER, use your zip-line with care, think of the way back, some caves are very rugged, together with the technician you can build a funicular even in the most extreme cave structures. If that isnt a relaxed way,even Karl does not know,what is.
- Do not shoot your team! And do not run in a circle like crazy. From Hazardlevel 3 on, do not go drunk on any mission ! (Sometimes you may be a bad dwarf)
- There is no beer in the blue barrels, so you do not try to open.Theyre filled with oxygen for use in case of emergency.
- IF you find an unconscious woman deep in a cave, take her to the SpaceRig and put her up in the Hall of Fame, see if there is a piece of apple,stuck in her throat, but NEVER look under her skirt ! Do not wake her up, wait for help!
- Are your comrades low on energy? mark red sugar crystals if possible and watch your brothers back.
- If a Dwarf Buddy is frozen, help him out of his icy shell with your pickaxe. Ping, Pling.
- Do not spam supply capsules, remember that costs and at worst takes the view. A distracted brother, could get smashed.Ugh.
- Do not lick the Boolo-Caps, the hallucinations will drive you crazy ... or your team. So always deliver them as soon as possible !
- If you do not feel like it, smile anyway, do it for Karl!
- Beer can moisten a dwarf to the bone, but dont let get anything into the mule.
- Help your fallen brothers as fast as you can, sometimes you have to deal with a knockout yourself. Best of all, you have the ability to lose all of your own energy but staying alive for a few seconds .. If not .... Hope the best and take some sugar if you can.
- When you start a mission, you do not just quit out of frustration. You fight till the end. Likewise, you do not leave a mission that seems hopeless. Karl is always good for a few surprises. Try to be like Karl!
- As a good dwarf, you should know that you were created from Brimir's blood and Blainn's legs.
- Before drinking with brothers, make a toast. Because first comes the dwarf then the beer.
- The guides of his brothers are always rated positively unless they contradict the commandments of Karl.


CHAPTER TWO
- Do not rush the BlackBox! Maybe your brothers need supplies or want to prepare the environment.
- Hey engineer, close the little holes from the replenishment pods, it's really deep .
- Careful miners, DO NOT bring the replenishment pod into the aura of the BlackBox, because the whole Team should be there. During the fight this can end badly.
Be a safety-dwarf-salamander!
- Be modest, you do not need all the supplies for yourself. You dont need a resupply for 50 shots of your favorite weapon.
- As a dwarf one only complains about elves, NEVER about dwarves. Dwarves give constructive criticism.
- Cargo Crates, yes you need two energy cells which are stuck in the ground somewhere near. Do not call the Escape Pod before the thing is open.
- If you have a cargo box open, alert the others. You know how lost they are sometimes. Not that half of your team is still searching for energycells, desperately, while you are already happy about a new skin (you rogue).
- FriendlyFire! Oh, my God ... do not throw grenades at your team! Be a prudent dwarf and hold back your pyromaniacal tendencies until your team is out of danger.
- Be helpful if you are depleting resources. Maybe your bag is already full and you are standing high up, just blow the rest off and make sure it falls down where another dwarf can take it. That saves a lot of time.
- Hey Hey, do not leave your brothers alone, if possible mine resources together while you're there. Together, you have a larger bag and it saves some time.
- Do not start a DeepDive if you have a dentist appointment in 15 minutes, or WITHOUT having a drink with your brothers!
- Sharpen the eye of your team by marking dangerous spots.
In this case..."Knowledge is power only when you share it."
- Dwarfs value thrift more than fighting. Sometimes running is better than fighting. Make sure you do not forget about your mission for the sake of a bang-bang Gangster game!
- If you wait for the Escape Pod, especially the DeepDives. Dont shoot around that much! Try to survive by, jumping and running. This saves ammunition and if you are a nimble dwarf you do not even get a scratch.


(blame dwoogle translator)^^
34 Comments
Carl 20 Nov, 2022 @ 3:45am 
No problem. I like to teach people the cool things I find!
Sonderling-Ling  [author] 19 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41am 
Thanks Carl !
Carl 19 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am 
I bring my knowledge to you!

1. A lithofoamer can be used to spare lootbugs by spraying them until they drop all their minerals. Leaves them with loads of health left.

2. You can carry large objects whilst riding cave angels. You can rock n' stone whilst flying, too!
Sonderling-Ling  [author] 31 May, 2021 @ 10:00am 
Safety first then...rooock aaaand stoooone !
Granitetooth 31 May, 2021 @ 9:46am 
Great stuff
Remember its bad luck to bring grenades back to the Spacerig
Especially Fatboi shells
DeathLobster 7 Mar, 2021 @ 12:27am 
TRUE :ccskull:
Sonderling-Ling  [author] 22 Dec, 2020 @ 6:23pm 
Sick to the bone, for Karl !! :pickax:
Anathema 22 Dec, 2020 @ 3:29pm 
Sick guide bro
Sonderling-Ling  [author] 18 May, 2020 @ 3:38am 
Yeeeeeeaaaaaah ! :pickax:
TheRubberTurkey 17 May, 2020 @ 7:02pm 
Pesky green beards need to read this guide. Rock and stone!