1. Did you know that ducks can't look up? If you stand right above them they won't be able to see you.
2. Did you know that dead ducks don't swim? This one is especially true for green ducks.
3. Did you know that a ducks grease makes great lube? This is really helpful when out in the woods.
4. Did you know that yellow ducks actually live in a secret society? I found this while researching for this guide: http://bitly.com/98K8eH You can see here that yellow ducks are extremely racist against all different colored waterfowl
5. Red ducks breathe fire. Don't come to close to them!
6. Did you know that dead ducks make nice shoes? Just put your foot right up there and away you go!
7. Did you know that you can use a ducks beak as fabric softener? Just put it into your washer and you'll have nice soft and freshly smelling sheets.
8. Did you know that if ducks thake acid they just die? How cruel!
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That's all the basic facts you need to know about ducks.
And as always: "Happy Hunting!"