Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to be as annoying as possible on 2Fort
By Empyror
During this guide, ill teach you how to sharpen your inner edge by being the most annoying piece of mongoloid you can ever be, building your reputation in the server, getting easy profile comments from how much of a c*** you are, and sticking to your foe's memory until their unavoidable death


people will forget you easily if you do good

join the darkside my child, crit them so hard they write a report to valve just talking about how much of a devil you are
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Preparing the weapons


You see, with these weapons u'll turn from "It's a pleasure to meet you sir" into a "Your daughter calls me daddy too"
Friendlies volunteer to be killed
In a shooter game, when someone comes to you and doesn't shoot you, that means its your opportunity to be a total A--hole and kick their butt



even your teammates will hate you if you do the following trick

Using your weaponry
Mini-sentry is very cheap and viable, and having it get destroyed isnt that big of a deal, and since you have frontier shotgun, having it destroyed will give you crits






Mini-sentry inferno
see this sh**, i hate it. and you should too.
as you can see, the nature of us hating this little devil right here can be benefiting, to achieve the award of being a major scum, you should build this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing everywhere you go, and even if it gets destroyed you should rebuild it and crit that motherf***er who destroyed it, teaching him that you are not somebody to mess around with and you accept no sh**
Dispenser? what the hell is that?
Dispenser, everyone uses it incorrectly, that is why today i will teach you how to use it the correct way









it's not a dispenser my dear, one of the oldest tf2 bugs is that the developers mistakenly named it "Dispenser"


the actual name is a wall that blocks soldier's rockets when hes chasing you in sewers and can be used to block hallways leading to the intel room


i know its long.. but remember, the longer the better ;) ;) ;)




Locations
Here are the locations you can efficiently be annoying at


1- Under the bridge



2- under the bridge



3- under the bridge









And finally, the sewers,





and the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemy base
Binds (NEW)
to achieve toxicity, you need some salty crapposts


bind 6 “say lmao kid dont play that class ever again”

people usually in the TF2 community hate having their age assumed, this comment can help you achieve some hate

bind 7 “say stfu”

telling someone to stfu makes you dominant instantly

bind 8 “say ill beat you harder than i beat my sentry”

and harder than i beat my d***

bind 9 “say your trash cosmetics wont buy you skill”

usually people with expensive cosmetics tend to pretty much hate this alot
Tips and tricks
1- always put a teleporter at your spawn

2- always put a mini sentry under the bridge

3- always destroy the sentry when you go from the sewers and reach the enemy base

4- always put sentries at the enemy base cause it gives them PTSD

5- whenever you kill someone close the doors and spam taunt even if the whole enemy team is around you

6- try to sneak to the enemy intel room and build a teleporter exit and remember teleporters are like your children so beat them as much as you can, now your whole team will expand from blu's butt and take over (just like antman and thanos)
The ideal engineer

that is you, my child
Thanks for reading
"If you meet another man whom follows same steps as thee, thou shall not damage him in any way."(2Fort 9:11 vol. 69)





remember to leave thumbs up cause this man right here is desperate for compliments in order to crappost more in the TF2 community
153 Comments
sugarpjlls 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42pm 
Love this!
Empyror  [author] 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39pm 
thanks i made this when im 16 now im 20 ad i have a car and a house life does get better guys believe me
Blue 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm 
Just so you know, your beautiful work of art has not been forgotten, and is in fact, in a showcase on my profile as "Favorite community guide" :IronHeart:
EvilLive{MT7} 3 Mar, 2022 @ 9:15pm 
truly a fine work of art thank you good sir
U mad ? 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40am 
Thank you, Simply marvelous guide that helped me achieve my true level of self.
Malakark the Pyromancer 4 Feb, 2022 @ 4:07am 
I may try and remember this
AwesomeSause 3 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31am 
I met a guy on 2fort when i first started playing, mr lucky ducky or whatever
i was maining pyro and so was he, he was a "pro"
killed him a handful of times, he was pissed, bullied me, called me salty even tho our team won and i didnt do anything

what a child
Halberd 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am 
It's P E R F E C T. That's why. You should make more of these.
SF 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am 
who doesn't want to be as annoying as possible on 2 fort
Empyror  [author] 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm 
how does this still get attention i dont get it