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Overview
And so it begins... 
Dirty knees 
Oh, you press F1! 
I'm afraid I just blue myself! 
Forrest Gump 
How Kevorkian! 
Bad touch! 
Sissy 
Ballmer Baller 
The Hell's Fargo Wagon 
Took a banger in the mouth 
From my cold, dead hands 
You want our autograph too? 
Never nude-ist 
Army of One 
NOPE! Chuck Testa. 
Half-mast hard-on 
Get a girlfriend 
I swear, the AR is for hunting! 
Z for Zachariah 
Holes is holes 
Patrick Bateman 
Dexter 
Mickey and Mallory 
Peter North would be proud 
Bulletstorm 
Boondock Saint 
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And so it begins...

Your first murder. You made it. Welcome!
Dirty knees

Bend down, having pressed "F" (by default).
Very easy.

Oh, you press F1!

If you finished here, press f1!
Here and further each time.

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Just press "K" button (by default). Cowabangaaa!

Forrest Gump

Move + SHIFT = Run. Simple. 5 minutes and achievement is yours.

How Kevorkian!

Come close to a crawling victim and press "X"(by default). Finish him!

Bad touch!

Infect someone while burning. Very simple.

Sissy

Type any of those cheat codes ingame:


HEALTHFUL - health
FLAMENSTEIN OR FIREHURLER - 200 flamethrower ammo
CARRYMORE - 50 shotgun shells
SHOTGUN - shotgun
GIMMEDAT - all weapons, ammo & health
STERNOMAT - flamethrower
LOBITFAR - grenade & molotov cocktails
CHTPOS - health, kevlar vest
IAMSOLAME - Invincibility
THERESNOPLACELIKEOZ - skip level
CROTCHBOMB - mines
TITANII - missiles & heatseekers
HESSTILLGOOD - return from dead
CHTHOM - revive character
SHELLFEST OR THEBESTGUN - napalm gun
MYTEAMOUSE - reduce character size
...Sissy!

Warning! Enabling cheats disables any other achievments. You'll have to restart your game.
Ballmer Baller

Just launch the game on Linux or Mac... Or on an emulator, hehehe!
The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Molotov cocktail or napalm and 3 and more targets.

Took a banger in the mouth

Catch a rocket.

From my cold, dead hands

Just have less than 10 HP when finishing a level.

You want our autograph too?

View ALL credits at the end of the game.
Never nude-ist

Your goal is to kill a person without closes on level "EarthQuake" or "La Palamino Resort" (the last two levels).

Army of One

Kill each of the 12 types of weapons. 2 types of rockets and 3 types of mines, use each. Don't working with cheats.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Half-mast hard-on

Complete the farm level. Tenth out of twenty.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game. All 20 (21) levels. On any difficulty.
I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete all 20 (21) levels, using M16. Only with M16. Each level, everywhere.


Warning! Enemies can still die by barrel explosions or friendly fire. Just don't change your weapon!
Z for Zachariah

Finish the game by killing everyone. Absolutely everyone. Hostiles, civilians & ostriches. Total annihilation everywhere. Maniac.

Holes is holes

Bullet catcher 10000 times...
Patrick Bateman

Your job: 100 corpses...
Dexter

1000 dead enemies...
Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 frags. Spend many happy hours doing that!
Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 of any targets. Humans, ostriches, barrels, etc.
Bulletstorm

Your instrument: M16 and shotgun.
...And need a very, very long time.
Boondock Saint

Almost impossible achievement...Forget it better.
But if you try, here's help. You must to have only killed hostiles, NOT ONE CIVILIAN!

    Some tips on Boondock Saint: *
  • 1) Any dead civilian counts. Either you shot it, a hostile or he died by accident.
  • 2) DON'T SUICIDE to restart a level. Counter won't reset if you do that. Quit to the main menu and load a save instead (save after every level).
  • 3) Crawling civilian seems to be counted as alive but don't take that risk pressing F1. Better restart.
  • 4) You or a hostile CAN hurt a cvilian. While he is not on the ground crying for help everything is OK :)
  • 5) Be careful with your shots (obvious, isn't it?). Use Greanades, Molotovs, LockOn Rocket Launcher to shoot hostiles under cover.
  • 6) Use 1hit-1death weapons much (Greanades, Molotovs, Rocket Launcher, Flamethrower, mines)
  • 7) Take steps carefuly. It's better to shoot an enemy before he detects you. Tip: Screen aspect ratio is 4:3 and there's horizontal HUD which means that you can detect and aim more enemies in horizontal direction.
  • 8) Don't stand between a civilian and a hostile.
  • 9) More civilians = more risks! That means you should probably avoid buildings which spawns more of them if possible.
  • 10) On levels with no or 1 civilian better don't use ammunition for 1hit-1death weapons. Save it for the other levels.
  • 11) Civilians won't walk into fire and stop near it. (exept the band)

    I've completed that achievment and i would say that this was a nightmare.
* by author


See the video for an example:

And watch table statistics on the number of hostiles / civilians:
106 Comments
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Chaseki 22 hours ago 
In The City, there's NPCs spawning in, the 28 don't just appear when you start the level.
Niki4337 7 Mar @ 8:46am 
thanks
DEAD FLOWERS 22 Feb @ 10:27am 
thanks for the guide daddy
Alvaro. 27 Jan @ 9:49am 
Now that's a boomstick :IAMSOLAME:
VanillaSatou474 9 Jan @ 7:25pm 
Also forgot to mention this. You only need to do the original Postal campaign and not the levels included in both Special delivery and Super Postal. So remember, DO NOT pick the excessive option when going for Boondock Saint.
VanillaSatou474 8 Jan @ 5:43pm 
Thanks for the guide! Just got Boondock Saint! My advice is to crank the difficulty to the easiest setting. Once you get your hands on the flamethrower, it becomes trivial. :drewhappy:
nothing 12 Dec, 2023 @ 10:20am 
for Boondock Saint is it just the main campaign or all levels?
ALD1K 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm 
wery cool:steamhappy:
BahIIeXe 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:45pm 
W Guide thanks ;)
dccccc 17 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37pm 
Because fuck windoze