Yakuza Kiwami

Yakuza Kiwami

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How to become just like Majima!
By Cyhyraeth
This Guide will show you how to become just as cool as The Mad Dog of Shimano himself..
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Get Yourself a Bowl cut!
Gotta look like the man himself.....

Practice those dance moves!
Any Mad Dog wannabe has to have dancing skills equal to god himself... GET TO THE TOP!

Harass the local Dragon!
Nothing says "Fun" like bullying a man into fighting you :)

Dress up as a woman!
Show off your respect for both genders by literally becoming the most attractive trap to ever live!

Beat the crap out of a gangmember!
Whats the point of having "mad" in your title if you ain't fighting someone every half an hour?


Make a construction company!
Form a construction company and hire anyone, and if you have no clue how to build... Ya look it up on the internet and start Buildin'!

Harass the local dragon (Again)
Repeat this daily ;)

Congratulations!!!!
Well done, by following my guide you are now a practical clone of the Mad Dog himself, make sure to have fun and keep harassing that dragon!

22 Comments
tom 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am 
Confused, got the Lord of the Night Drip
Indomitus 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:02pm 
where is the jacket snake shop
[Bot] Ping Tu Hai 30 Apr, 2021 @ 4:10am 
Insufficient instructions, lacking "Steal his look!" section
Grunkledork 25 Apr, 2021 @ 2:02pm 
Ive been stabbed multiple times why wasnt this mentioned
Captain Sokka 30 Aug, 2020 @ 5:10am 
Instructions unclear
became greatest club owner and hooked up with some blind girl
nuta z fiuta 8 Jul, 2020 @ 12:04pm 
where do i buy a dragon
Eddy1997 28 Apr, 2020 @ 8:46pm 
haha great guide pal, you forgot to act like a nuts all the time(most of it the time i think)
Lar Dass 28 Jan, 2020 @ 3:38pm 
bowl cut but with shaved sides and a parting going the opposite direction
Omaeka 25 Jan, 2020 @ 12:55am 
Perfect guide, could not of beaten Kiwami without it, I am in your debt! :D
Cyhyraeth  [author] 23 Jan, 2020 @ 1:41pm 
Hey Joe Im glad you asked for my advice, im actually pretty experienced at dressing as a woman so you're in good hands. Do you have a female family member or friend you could maybe ask to borrow some clothing off? Surely they won't mind it if you're chasing your dream to become majima?