Garry's Mod

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How to get an online girlfriend
By chrismmv
In this guide I will be covering a gigantic problem for all users of the internet that are not attractive enough and too socially awkward to get a real girlfriend. Keep in mind that this guide may not work, due to some steps being harder for other people. Please do not write hate comments unless they are covering an issue that needs to be fixed in the guide (and for the very clever people: this guide is not an issue).
   
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Finding a suitable game
To find love, you must find atleast one game that has the features needed for a date. After researching games for 2 hours, i have decided that the most appropriate games for that are ROBLOX
and Minecraft. As it turns out, it's easier in ROBLOX, so we'll be covering it in this guide.

Creating a profile
Creating the profile is one of the most simple of tasks, but you can still screw up if you're not careful enough. If you would like to attract the most gamer girls.

Step 1. - Setting your birth date
What you want to do now is pick the 99 year old option and the 31th december, when picking date of birth.

Step 2. - Picking your name
Picking your user name is quite difficult for some people. What you want to do now is:
Make sure your name has a connection with every game that you have ever played;
Have atleast 3 words in your name;
Have atleast 4 numbers in your name;
Have the letter "x" atleast 2 times.

Step 3. - Creating a password
Don't bother making a hard to guess password and just use this one: "password123epic"

Step 4. - Picking your gender
Since there are only 2 genders Pick whatever you want, i don't care.
please dont murder me, people that believe that there are more than 2 genders

Step 5. - Saving your profile
When you're finally done, it should look a little like this
Avatar customization
Just change your skintone to whatever you want it to be.
Joining the correct game
Now you must locate the search bar and type in "Robloxian highschool". Don't forget to pick the game category. After you do that, select the game with the most players and likes. After you do that, click the green button with a white triangle on it (unless you're using dark mode)
Getting the epic gamer alpha male swag
To get the most roblox pussy, you need to first get clothes, that a Chad would wear and a weapon.
Locating and "tagging" a gamer girl
The first that you want to do is go to the nearest kitchen and you will find atleast 1 girl.

After locating a gamer girl, you must approach her with a cool and epic gamer pickup line.

She's now your property.
Asserting your dominance as an alpha male
To assert your dominance, you must use your weapon and kill the most popular boys in school. Finding a cool kid isn't hard, because all you have to do is open your chat and...

You must now locate your target and prepare to kill them.

If your target hides or runs away from you, you have officially won and must go to the next one (unless you want to make sure that the most popular kid is dead, which is the best option)

After finding your next target, just slash them and make sure they don't even get up again.
Profit
After you have done all of that, add as many gamer girls as you can and after that wait a couple of days and gamer girls won't only want to date you, but will also give you money.
Regaining your sanity
Play some Fortnite Island royale with the boys and win a couple of games. After that, you should feel like a god.
uh oh
75 Comments
TLOAST OMEGLOL 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:49pm 
:(
spoono 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:49pm 
shut the fuck up toast he cant even log in himself
TLOAST OMEGLOL 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:48pm 
THANKS HOMIE
TLOAST OMEGLOL 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:48pm 
YOO, I GOT ACCESS TO THE ACCOUNT. TRIHARD YOINK
spoono 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45pm 
I DID IT LIKE THIS
spoono 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45pm 
IT WAS ME
chrismmv  [author] 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45pm 
WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS CHANGED THE PASSWORD :zombiemutant:
chrismmv  [author] 4 Dec, 2020 @ 12:41pm 
they did
chrismmv  [author] 24 May, 2020 @ 12:12am 
Has anyone stolen the account yet?
TLOAST OMEGLOL 8 Jun, 2019 @ 12:35pm 
this helped me get a bunch of slaves, thanks!