You are rolling through the fields of Vietnam in your technologically superior 1939 Meatball Launcher of 1.7 BR when suddenly you see a large future ally American tank cross a ridge.

That's right. It's a M4A3 105 (HVSS), destroyer of bunkers, historical timelines and Luigi's dreams for success.

As your life flashes before your eyes... you can see the solution before you.
Somewhere in this list... you have milliseconds to choose before the 105mm HEAT shell removes Giacomo's torso.

Hold J
Alt+F4
Return to Hangar
Change sides
Invade Greece
Repel Greek counterattack
Commit Meatball Lung