OH LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE ELITE SKIN, DO YOU GUYS SEE MY ELITE SKIN, LOOK HOW COOL MY ELITE SKIN IS GUYS, LOOK HOW THE HAMMER IS DIFFERENT AND ROUNDER, GUYS GUYS CAN YOU LET ME TOP SCORE SO I CAN SEE THE ELITE ANIMATION FOR MY SLEDGE ELITE SKIN HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN IT BEFORE ITS SO COOL AND YOU CAN ONLY SEE IT IF YOU HAVE THE ELITE SKIN LIKE I DO ON SLEDGE FROM RAINBOW 6 SIEGE ITS REALLY COOL GUYS LOOK I'LL SMASH THIS WALL WITH THE DIFFERENT HAMMER ISNT IT COOL GUYS GUYS YOU'RE NOT LOOKING I'LL DO IT AGAIN GUYS LOOK AT HIS HAMMER THIS TIME GUYS ITS SO GOOD AND YOU GUYS WONT SEE IT IF YOU ARENT LOOKING GUYS LOOK AT MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ELITE SKIN

1) break ♥♥♥♥

2) complain because someone shot you through the massive hole you just made in the ground showing off your elite skin

3) complain about peakers advantage and that the metal railings between floors are "stupid and totally bias to down stairs people"

4) jack off to the elite animation you'll see a total of about 3 times in your siege career.

5) tell everybody at school how good you are at sledge.

"well we're going to lose anyway might as well use him so my other ops KDs and W/L's dont drop"

1) Be sure to spam "aEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in chat like a total ♥♥♥♥♥ troglodyte when your team also has a Thermite

2) catch up everyone on your team about the relevance of your gadget and be sure to let them know how "crucial" he is in proleague.

3) throw all 3 of your emp nades into the same place to make sure "you've cleared the site"

4) act like a total dingus when your team wants you to thatcher something because you've already used all 3 on that one wall that you SWEAR THE YOKAI WAS IN

5) alert the entire enemy team to your teams location with a big smurf coloured energy orb that can be seen through walls.

6) continue talking about how crucial he is in proleague and how he needs a buff.

You're going to want to make sure you instalock ash as soon as the operator selection screen comes up. This may mean you have to put on your gamer thimbles and pre-emptively click where the ash icon is on the menu at mach 5 speed.
You HAVE to play ash. NO ONE ELSE CAN.
Once you have secured your spot as the dominant ash player, Follow these steps:

1) Be sure to rush into site asap as soon as you're in game.

2) Quick peak angles like beaulo and die because you're not beaulo

3) Make sure your mics recieve volume is at its most sensitive.

4) become a backseat gamer and rip on your entire team for the rest of the game.

5) Type ez in chat after every round.

To play thermite,

1) find the nearest reinforcement

2) place down thermite charge

2a) grumble about how its muted and that SoMe1 SHodda goNE ThATchuRR

2b) grumble about how its bandited and that SumWON SHuldve Gon THACtchur

2c) grumble about how its been kaid'd and that SOMEWON SHUOLDV GOM TACHeCHER

3) if none of the above occurs, continue to place down charge because that thing takes 7 lunar cycles to place

4) grumble about how you got shot while putting up thermite charge because that thing takes 7 lunar cycles to place

5) become a backseat gamer and rip on your entire team for not watching your back in while you were trying to be a team player

6) sigh to yourself about how bad everyone is at the game and then alt tab and write a rainbow 6 siege guide about teamwork.

Imagine having a drone that is so far ahead in technology that it can shoot taser bolts out of it

oh but it cant jump

>literally get flexed on by normie drones by being able to get around a sheild
>cry because i actually enjoy the greentext format

1) During droning phase, take the longest way round because your direct path was completely cucked by a rook with a deployable shield

2) Be sure to drone objective and shock that one guy picking up his armor late

3) Snicker to yourself like the sad wiitard you are

4) Get drone destroyed and shrug it off because you'll still get an assist on that iron sight kapkan you managed to snag during prep phase

5) Repeat with secondary drone during action phase and negate its use as a drone simply because it does 10 damage that will really help, and give your team a surefire advantage during firefights

6) Die from a kapkan trap that you didnt destroy with your twitch drone.

7) Complain about the twitch nerf and say that the famas's recoil is too high even though its proven to be one of the best guns in the entire game.

Be sure to argue with your entire team about how Montagne is pronounced when, in reality you're still just as useless regardless of how many different ways you can say "hey, im playing the operator that lugs around a literal steel ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door as my gadget".


1) Scream "its high noon" in voice chat because you have the magnum equipped even though you are completely incapable at controlling the recoil.

2) Go find a corner in site

3) Stand in corner in site

4) Act like a total fridge the entire game

5) Offer a measely pathetic yellow ping on your downed mid-interrogation teamate on site instead of fighting, because you dont want to "lose the angle you're holding".

5) Watch your team get hunted down by the hungry virgin eating cav sweatlord.

6) 1v5.png

7) Get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turned inside out by the ♥♥♥♥♥ 5 people simultaneously.

8) Complain about hit reg and how no one pushed with you onto site

Dee tales har har har har rite guise??

1) Flip on thermal scope as soon as you get into game

2) Stay ADS'd the entire round because you dont want to miss anything

3) Cower behind a car/airconditioner/wall/support for the good part of the decade

4) Be sure to throw all your smokes on to site or at the door way at once because one smoke just isnt enough to hide your enormous glaz ego.

5) Panic as you glimpse Ela's enormous yellow thigh magnified a thousand fold

6) Panic and spray blindly and hap hazardly while blinded.

7) Kill her by pure chance with 10 seconds left to get on site before the enemy wins

8) Take time to type "ez" in chat with your shakey hands as the timer hits 0 and you lose.

9) Whine about how your team died off so quickly.

*quietly* *"have you seen the new glaz elite skin?"*

haha guys fuze kills the hostage all the time hahaha yep thats me fuze hahaha with the grenades hahahah im fuze haha "dont kill the hostage" amiright?? hahahahah okay seriously guys i wont kill him dont worry hahah alright alright very funny everyone, hahaha i have grenades hahahah HoCKeEE PUckKZ

jesus have you considered using superglue as lipsticks.

1) select fuze

2) have the sweaty plat 2 level 6000 custom DP clan leader scoff at you over voice chat.

3) getteth lectured about the hap hazards of playing fuze and how hes "the worstdest in the worldz of arttackors"

4) Brush off advice and call him a tryhard

5) slap your fuze charge onto a wooden surface with the might of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zeus

6) literally screams DEPLOYING CHARGE at the top of his voice

6a) Be surprised as you get wallbanged due to anyone withing a 40metre radius hearing trying to use your gadget.

6b) claim hacks and report everyone in lobby

7) If none of the above happens, wipe out 3 people on your team with a single fuze charge.

8) Leave match to avoid critism

9) join new game and repeat steps 1 through 8.

Accurate report of a blitz encounter:
BOW WOW DUDUDUDUDUEDEDE BWAUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dubstep gets louder*
*hears running in distance*
THUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNK
*pathetic click and sparkles*
"WHAT HOW'D YOU KNIFE ME THROUGH MY SHIELD"

1) type ez in chat

1a) type "WHAT HOW'D YOU KNIFE ME THROUGH MY SHIELD" in chat

1b) type "WHAT HOW'D YOU SHOOT ME THROUGH MY SHIELD"

1c) be sure to tell your entire team that you got knifed/shot through your shield

1e) dont stop telling everyone until everyone drops what they're doing and investigate a frame by frame replay of you dying.

1f) "WHAT HOW'D YOU KNIFE ME THROUGH MY SHIELD"

I have The ArtiCLe 12 SKin FOr THe AUG

WOW WOW THATS INCREDIBLE

hahahahaha thicccccc rite????? haaaaaaaaaahahhaha

im so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lonely

alright lets get to it










1) Pull out flip gadget

2) Get downed with it out as you try shoot a stock cam through a solid concrete wall

3) Get interrogated by Cav

4) Everyone makes smut jokes and types lol in chat

5) Feel dirty and take a hot shower.

1) be sure to tell your team how much more versitile you are compared to sledge

2) tell the sledge main on your team how irrelevant he is compared to you and your skeleton key

3) tear your arms off using his AR

4) Hit yourself in the eye with your buttstock as you try to control the recoil

5) "yeah its not that bad its pretty managable"

6) play sledge instead.

OHHHHH GLADWRAP SHIELD WEEEWOOOWEEEWOOOOO NERFFFFFFFFFEDD AHAHHAHAHAHAAHA smash like

"No but like his silenced dmr sounds weally weally cool tho"



1) Pick Blackbeard

2) Slap on Shield immediately

3) be surprised that shield did not immediately shatter from the force of you clipping it on

4) Hold angles and shoot people.

5) get made a fool of by anyone with a firerate above 1

6) roasted in chat for gladwrap shield

7)hold back tears.

GUYS I HAVE PIRATE HEADGEAR FOR CAPITAO HAHAHAHH COOL RIGHT GUYS YARHAW

1) Fire flame crossbow bolts into corridors and prevent your team from pushing.

2) Fire smoke crossbow bolts into corridors and prevent your team from pushing.

3) Fire flame crossbow bolts into window frame instead of site and kill monty.

4) Is literally the biggest detriment to team rainbow since the Spanish Flu

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAH POTATO FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA







1) be better than thermite

2) laugh at thermite

3) Realise literally no one cares about whos better

4) end up having 2 hard breachers in the team

5) still no thatcher or twitch

6) Re-read thermite guide with a slight anime accent.

tadaaaa

1) FootFetish

2) Scan feet

3) find feet

4) sniff feet

5) feet

6) F E E T M A N

this actual piece of work of an operator hates fuze because he uses explosives that essentially guarentee the instant death of every defender at once. Ying considers this inhumane, so her alternative is to use ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mini flashbangs to burn out the retinas of the enemy team, AND THEN, blow out their brains using her LMG while her enemys flop on the floor whimpering and crying out of burnt out eye sockets. YEAHHHHHH REALLLLL ETHICAL




1) flash your entire team as you rush in and die somehow putting every single person in the game at a disadvantage

2) team rainbow is shutdown because every single operator has become blind thanks to ying and her gadget

3) book of eli 2.

OH HO HO HOH OH O ASH 2.0 AMIRIGHTEEEE

1) is chad enough to resist death and pick herself up after a bit of a oopsie

2) sandy from spongebob with her KA RA TAY pose

3) be sure to fire all your concussion nades into the same corner TO REALLLLY CONFIRM THAT THERES SOMEONE THERE

4) run the opposite direction because you dont want to risk a firefight with that plat 2 in the corner holding an angle.

5) less attractive sibling complex.

Piss off every single defender at the same time at the click of a button

BRZZZZZZZZZZZ BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

1) call at the start of the round

2) call again immediately

3) achieve nothing

4) 자살.

ItS ProNoUNchED LeON GUYS

1) use drone

2) be banned in proleague

3)omegasad

"SHOENICE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE"

1) boost immediately after you enter game

2) complain about russian specs

3) boost twice more in quick succession

4) get out of drone phase

5)out of boosts.

1) burn holes into reinforcement under the guise that you're completely silent and no one can hear you

2) torch is actually louder than the girl in a vid i was watching last night

3) die immediately through your own peek hole

4) complain and whine that they shouldnt have been able to hear you

1) Nomad pre-nerf was happy and op

2) Post nerf

3) alittlemad

4) subscribe to h3

Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl Tubgirl

The more she vores the stronger she becomes.

Absorbs the ability of the operator she devours.

Quite possibly the cause of the ottoman empires demise.

Highest spiritual pressure in all of siege. Completely dominates and makes other players fall to their knees with her mere presence.

>insert another fat joke

elite animation is her taking a sponge bath with water cannons manned by firefighters spraying at 180 psi.

STUNNING AND BRAVE

literally does not have the ability to see out of her helmet and ♥♥♥ rag visor.

Sharia Law to the max.jpg

Despite being a frog 'man', has a vagooter.

walks like shes a former stroke victim i mean seriously look at this absolute creature.

Playing this peruvian ape is the equivalent of changing your game mode to spectate within the first 10 seconds of the round. Amaru is truly the /gamemode 3 of the rainbow six team. Utterly incapable of anything aside from being a guarenteed 4v5 for your team, the gadget of this peruvian clown is a ticket to deep throating an estimated four hundred and fifty thousand ♥♥♥♥♥ for the rest of eternity, except really you have TWO tickets. Her gadget is the equivalent of shooting an elastic noose at mach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 25 before attaching it to your neck, the resulting release of tension propelling your subsonic corpse at the window utterly shattering your neck and any chance of being anything but a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ detriment to your team.

I want amaru to use her gadget on a solid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ concrete wall so i can finally see how Osnat Tzadok does her paintings.

Kali players have extreme difficulty with basic human functions. They need help putting a shirt on in the morning and they go to sleep with their shoes on. Why on gods earth anyone thought a bolt action 12x zoom sniper rifle in a game that takes place INSIDE continues to blow my mind more than any shotgun i could suck off. Its borderline insulting that she is able to enter doorways with a gun of that size. I honestly feel like if kali was introduced as a 12 foot wide oblong texture that shoots crispy m&m's at light speed, there would literally be no difference. I hope every misery and tragedy throughout the history of the caste system hits kali in the uterus harder than her vile ♥♥♥♥ hits the alleyway street.

This has to be the stupidest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ most overhyped gadget in the game. What does ianas gadget do that a literal normal drone cant???? its literally JUST A BIGGER TARGET HOW IS THIS SOMETHING I JUST DONT I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. ' oh oh its tactical oh oh its for stealth and reconnaissance". Do you know how loud hovering drones are? like for real stealth? are you mentally disabled?? The very concept of iana as a feasible stealth operator in a 'realistic tactical shooter' is the stealth equivalent of multiple circus clowns stuck anu5 to anu5 trying to play the accordion, 5hitting felt hacky sacks, while ALSO juggling circus peanuts.

Also men bad

They finally broke me.

They added the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hamburglar into the game.

This atrocity to man makes me wish god would take away my ability to see. The fact that the 3 chargrilled whopper supremes this dolt lugs around in his fanny pack has the ability to melt through walls faster than a burger king™ burger falls apart in real life is a real testament to the realistic nature siege developers work for months to achieve. I honestly hope ace doesn't make to his next birthday and that his consciousness leaves his body faster than my mouth rejects anything that crawls out of the burger king™ kitchen.

Ace truly and unironically makes me want to commit Japanese ritual suicide.

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(add link when done toj you lazy piece of ♥♥♥♥, what i wouldnt give to curb stomp your head into the pavement, i hate you, i hate you so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. Why did you make this, ♥♥♥♥,)