Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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how to stay off that FBI watch list
By skillizer
this is a my first guide and probably my only one to be made, but hey, worth a try. this guide will teach you the ways of staying of that pesky FBI list a stop you from getting f#cked by a gavolin court.
dissclaimer this guide is not for seriose use but go for it, its your jail time not mine.
   
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some users just hide the loli or use a no U against the cops when they break that door open but we all know that the real way to do it is by following these steps.

1.uno +4 cards to change their age

2.shoot back

3. uno revers cards

4. identify yourself as a minor

5.cryogenicly (i don't care if i misspelled it) freaze yourself and wait a few years till the loli is 16. by universal law you are still the same age you are when you went in. fair game.

6. move to a country without a legal age of consent.



dissclaimer this guide is a joke! don't take this seriously becuase I don't feel like going to court and explaining this crap to a jurry.

remember have fun and may you take part in december if you won no nut november.
25 Comments
skillizer  [author] 17 Dec, 2018 @ 4:21am 
I never said it was for the KGB, only American groups.
DevTato 17 Dec, 2018 @ 12:09am 
you lied! it doesn't work against the KGB.
Plazma_Pro3000 16 Dec, 2018 @ 10:31am 
instructions unclear just commited mass genocide on starving africans
Ghost 16 Dec, 2018 @ 8:13am 
100% worked, my slave is safe, uh I mean wife
Lord Stormer 15 Dec, 2018 @ 6:37pm 
No one won no nut november they lie if they say they did
TheOneWhoDies 15 Dec, 2018 @ 3:27pm 
Welcome.. to Jurassic park
ダッシャーweekes 15 Dec, 2018 @ 3:09pm 
if you want to stay out of it, become a ralsei, they will think ur too inocent to do that
THE LEGENDARY BLENDERMARE 15 Dec, 2018 @ 2:22pm 
Instructions Unclear: My PC has crashed.
Freddy 15 Dec, 2018 @ 1:33pm 
0/10 did not work
blorge 15 Dec, 2018 @ 1:06pm 
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR GOT RECRUITED INTO THE GESTAPO