First there was nothing, but an individual with over 2000000 IQ.
Then the person decided that there shall be a peanut.
The person yelled at the nothingness, "LET THERE BE A PEANUT!"
A peanut was there floating with the creator in absolute. The peanut looked ordinary, but the creator wanted something more.
The creator kissed the peanut on it's "forehead" and the peanut grew as large as an infant.
The peanut looked around and said, "I am now holy".
The creator responded, "Yes, but you need to stay here with me. The place where we are does not exist yet".

The creator yelled with a loud all-encompassing voice "LET THERE BE GROUND".
Ground formed around everywhere yet nothing was visible.
The holy peanut asked, "If you created ground then where is it?"
The creator yelled again "LET THERE BE LIGHT".
There was a sudden blinding surge of light.

The creator asked, "I shall grant you your deepest wish since it will be impossible when the world is complete".
The holy peanut answered, "A holy flashlight".
The creator asked the holy peanut with the most amount of wonder, "Why?"
The holy peanut answered, "So there will be light even in the largest of darkness even when IT will come"
The creator yelled the loudest that he could "Let the holy flashlight shine it's light indefinetly even in the darkest of times!"
The ground echoed with a deafening sound.
There it was, a black cylinder that widened on the top with a fine glass construct that shone light as bright as it was dark. It fell onto the ground.
The holy peanut babbled to the creator "It's b-b-beautiful!"

The creator said he felt something that needed to be created.
The creator said, "Let there be a human to roam this world!"
The creator said, "He is Adam now".
The holy peanut said that they saw Adam as a threat, but the creator refused to accept that the human would be dangerous to have around.
A few hours or something later since it is always night-time.
The holy peanut planned to use the holy flashlight's maximium power to scorch Adam alive.

While Adam slept in it's little dirt-hole that it dug, the holy peanut was on it's way to make the human dead.
But when the holy peanut was very close to the door, Adam crawled out.
The holy peanut flicked the flashlight on and accidentally shone it on Adams genitals complitely removing them.
Adam screamed in excruciating pain.
The holy peanut then directed the light so that it shone on Adams every part on front.
The holy peanut watched as Adam's skin turned black and started flaking off.
His eyes turned from pearly white to pitch.
Then the creator teleported in. The creator yelled, "What is wrong with you?"
The holy peanut quickly shut off the light while leaving Adam looking like a rotten, burnt, crispy, boney, always smiling and absolutely disgusting corpse.

The creator in anger yelled "Adam shall be alive again!"
Adam crawled towards god and excaimed, "I can see it all clearly now I am a seperation from god and you cannot command what I do!"
Adam sunk into a black sinkhole that cracked the ground and rot the grass on it into a pile of goo.
The creator yelled "Where adam is shall be called hell!"

The creator turned around to peanut and yelled, "You shall be permanently locked in place while anyone lays their eyes on you!"
The holy peanut yelled, "You cannot do this I am your first creation!"
The creator added on, "Also you will be unable to speak!"
The holy peanut yelled "-----------------------".

The creator sent the holy peanut into a white room with two blast doors keeping them in.
The holy peanut heard the creator yell at least on hundred times before it happened, the doors opened after many months. He could speak to other people suddenly at any distance they were referred as SCP's. The holy peanut then discovered that he was referred as "SCP-173".

The holy flashlight had been duplicated once and the original was stored into a filing cabinet with the clone.
The holy flashlight had been rid of the "maximum power option", it only had on or off.
The button was stuck in a permanent on status.
It is one of the few holy items that were created in the genesis that still remains.
Some say the creator wears a very fashionable combination of glasses and a checkered shirt.
The End

Number one: The flashlight chooses it's owner.

Number two: Do not kill the person with the flashlight.

Number three: Shine it on Ada--... I mean on Larry!

Number four: If Moszka is there do not show it!

Number five: Yell "PRAISE THE HOLY FLASHLIGHT!"

Number six: Recruit new people into worshipping the holy flashlight.

Step 1: Spawn as a D-boi or Scientist.
Step 2: Find the 372 room indicated by the GR-18
Step 3: Recruit people into your mob of holy flashlight praisers
Step 4: Invade the upgrade room.
Step 5: Convince the holy peanut to not kill you by using the holy flashlight's radiating glory.
Step 6: Repel Larry (satan) with the holy flashlight's radiating glory.
Step 7: ?
Step 8: Escape the facility and think about how much the holy flashlight helped you to discover the way.
Step 9: Repeat
Step 10: Stay in a complitely dark and silent room for a year and then come back.
Step 11: Hear what the holy flashlight has to whisper for you.
Step 12: Do anything for the holy flashlight.
Step 13: Enlighten and elevate to the higher plane of existance that may or may not exist..

The holy flashlight is not responsible for disappointment in quality or accuracy to the story provided with the guide.




Please, feel free to make more art for the holy flashlight, it is quite lacking.

Also feel free to use this guide in any way besides literally copypasting all of the text and claiming it as your own.