This guide will talk about how not to die first when spawning as a chaos boi.
Some people might think that chaos are the coolest people in the game. But really, there just less braindead versions of mtf. By the end of this guide, you should know how to be the guy whose name is being autisticly screamed about in in voice chat.

Before this guide
After this guide

The basics of being chaos

You see this?

Thats gun, you shoot people with gun.
Gun only likes to be used with human. Not monster. Gun also likes to shoot these certain people.

>MTF (MeeM TeeM Force)


>Nerd


>Teamkillers


Gun does not like shooting these people

>Fellow chaos
>Dbois
>Scps (unless you have to)

Use gun to win the game
Don't use gun to get yourself banned from a server

Spawning is the most basic thing to do as chaos. But its also the most basic thing to ♥♥♥♥ up as chaos

You can ♥♥♥♥ up spawning by:

>using gun to shoot teammates
>closing elevators on people
>going to gate b
>commiting suicide
>getting the elevator closed on you
>mtf throwing a grenade at your jeep while you spawn.

You can successfully spawn by

>getting in the elevator

also if anyone ♥♥♥♥♥ up spawning just teamkill them. Your doing them and your fellow teammates a favor.

this is an scp

According to """""""""Lore""""""""""", chaos utilizes scps for there own personal gain. Your also supposed to do it in sl, but theres a good chance that your teammates will p.iss them off before you can befriend them.

How to deal with scps (normal state)

>say hi
>scp says hi back
>friendship got

How to deal with scps (p.issed off)

>teamkill the people that are shooting the scps
>beg the scps to spare you
>die
if you did not die
>friendship got (kinda)

this is a dboi


they are far more important ten you and you should follow all of there orders. if you succesfully follow all of there orders, then victory is assured

a game with d bois and chaos together

reality

this is an MeeM TeeM LT.


They are the people that will probably kill you and your teammates because its there job
just use gun on them and you should be fine
if they are better at using gun then you, you will surely die so practice your aim on nerds

this is a nerd

just shoot them

Now you should be good at playing chaos.

now the only thing to do is to kill yourself and respawn as mtf cause chaos is shi.t


=======[EDIT (November 7, 2019)]=======

This is the first installment of an unfunny but oddly nostalgic series of the guides that somehow made it to the "most popular" section in the SCP:SL community. The link below is the second installment.

Eat your hearts out.
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1536484007

=========[EDIT (May 13, 2022)]========

Hey. I want to make it incredibly clear that I don't have the same sense of humor and poor grammar I had at the time. It's been like, what, almost half a decade?

As of right now, I'm currently a college student studying computer science. My college was lucky enough to start a new game design concentration (which I'm in).

I'm still leaving these guides up since it's clear people still like them.

Here's the other guide I made a couple of years ago as well. I'm not making any more of them.
(And no, a third installment of a game isn't usually bad.)
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1572499879