Hi.
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Welcome to my guide on how to get every achievement in Hacknet!
So, I've listed it in an orderly fashion, so you can just go to whatever achievement you want.
This is listed from most completed to least completed.

Be granted an account within Entropy
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1. Hack into Entropy test Server
2. scp Entropy_Induction_Test
3. Hack into Slash-Bot News Network
Now you have a choice.
4. rm config.sys
OR
4. mv config.sys "WHATEVER_YOU_WANT"
Either way, you only need to mess with the file "config.sys" in the MsgBoard folder.

Now reply to the email "Confirmation Mission" and you should get the achievement.
If you haven't gained it, just continue through the story.
That's it.

Be granted an account within CSEC
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This doesn't matter if you went through Entropy or /el/.

1. Hack into www.cfc.com
2. There's nothing there! Scan.
3. Hack into CFC Corporate Mainframe
4. There's nothing stating the 11 Secret Herbs and Spices! Scan.
5. Hack into CFC Record Repository
6. scp Seasoning_Order_Placement_Template_Pt1.docx and Seasoning_Order_Placement_Template_Pt2.docx
7. Upload those 2 files in the CSEC Drop Server

You should get this achievement after that. If you don't keep playing through the story. You should get it.

Run ThemeSwitcher.exe
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After joining CSEC, you'll get an email stating that the asset server now has a program called "ThemeSwitcher.exe"

1. Connect to the CSEC Asset Server
2. scp ThemeSwitcher.exe
3. Run ThemeSwitcher by using the command "ThemeSwitcher" :P

Disconnect from a traced system with less than half a second to spare
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This one is easier than it looks.

1. Connect to any system with a trace. My favorite is CCC Hacksquad Filedump
2. Probe and start hacking
3. Now, you wait.
4. ...
5. When the timer starts beeping a lot, you probably want to run the command "dc"
6. RUN THE COMMAND!!!

Purchase the final PointClicker upgrade
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Very. Easy. Achievement.
You need to have took the Entropy mission "PointClicker"

1. Create a PointClicker account
2. Hack into PointClicker
3. Find your save. It would be [YOUR_USERNAME_HERE].pcsav
4. Edit your points. Give yourself, lets say, 1,000,000,000,000,000 points.
5. Now you should be able to buy the final PointClicker upgrade. Scroll down on the PointClicker list, as there are a lot of upgrades.

Complete Bit's final request
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Basically, beat the game.

1. Connect to Porthack.Heart
2. Porthack Porthack?
3. Credits. You've beat the game.

Have a truly absurd number of pointclicker points
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Similar as the PointClicker achievement.
You need to have took the Entropy mission "PointClicker"

1. Create a PointClicker account
2. Hack into PointClicker
3. Find your save. It would be [YOUR_USERNAME_HERE].pcsav
4. Edit your points. Give yourself, lets say, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points.

You should now have the achievement.

Complete the tutorial earlier than normal
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Ok, this one's going to be a bit difficult to explain.

1. Create a new account.
2. Tutorial. Do it until you connect to the node connected to yours.
3. Now do the command "ps"
4. Now, kill [TUTORIAL_PROCESS_NUMBER]

You did it! You murdered a piece of code!

Master of /el/'s friendly community
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This will go over EVERY STEP of /el/

1. After you get hacked, connect to Naix Root Gateway.
2. Hack Naix Root Gateway
PAYBACK!
3. rm x-server.sys
4. Hack Nortron Security Web Server
5. VANDALISM!!!!! replace "Nortron Security Services" ♥♥♥♥♥
6. OOF! You're still not done!
7. Reconnect to Nortron Security Web Server
8. SCAN! SCAN! SCAN!
9. Hack Nortron Internal Services Server
10. Quickly scan, you're on a timer.
11. Hack Nortron Mainframe
12. You're in /el/.
Now, you have 2 missions, and you have to complete both.
I'll split the path now.

Shrine of the Polar Snake? (Seriously?)

1. Hack Shrine of the Polar Star (IP is in the first thread, or here: 103.31.7.34 )
2. Hmmm.... nothing here. Let's look in the source code. OOOH! 4 IPs!
3. Hack Trial of Patience (SOOOOOO SLOOOOOOW)
4. There's a number! Remember it.
5. Hack Trial of Haste (JESUS CHRIST THAT TRACE)
6. There's a number! Remember it.
7. Hack Trial of Diligence
8. Hmmm..... nothing. SCAN!
9. Hack Tail of Diligence
10. There's a number! Remember it.
11. Hack Trial of Focus (OMG THAT FIREWALL SOOOOO SLOW)
12. There's a number! Remember it.
13. Do you remember all your numbers? Or you can just look here: 103 33 8 162
14. 4 numbers.... Type in an IP, going in order from Patience, Haste, Diligence, Focus.
AKA this IP: 103.33.8.162
15. Hack Head of the Polar Star
16. scp SQLBufferOverflow.exe
Yay!
That's one mission down.

SecuLock Drive (AKA COME AT ME /EL's Secure SecuLock Drive)

1. Connect to COME AT ME /EL's Secure SecuLock Drive (IP is in the second thread, or here: 69.172.201.208 )
2. 4 ports. If you did Polar Snake, hack in and rm DeleteMe.txt. If you haven't, keep following.
3. There's another computer IP in the thread. 199.89.130.68
4. Hack Stormrider
5. Nothing of use! (I guess WebServerWorm.exe is of use... though.)
Wait. DriveSync.txt has something. Mica's ePhone 4S?
6. eosDeviceScan...
7. Get in Mica's ePhone 4S
Username: admin
Password: alpine
8. Let's check out notes.
9. Ooooh! Password! ithoughtyouweremakingtea
10. Connect to COME AT ME /EL's Secure SecuLock Drive
11. Login as admin - with password ithoughtyouweremakingtea
12. rm DeleteMe.txt

Run Clock.exe
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OMG CLOCK.EXE IS A VIRUS - BUT CAN HACK INTO ALL COMPUTERS ES9EJG093T093HG09HWEG (Just kidding...)
1. Hack into Jmail. You heard me right, hack into Jmail.
2. The account dlocke has some interesting emails... YunaFan420?!?!?!!? WTF?
3. Hack Timekeeper's Vault No, the password is not yuna
IP: 24.43.69.78
4. scp Clock.dec
5. Decypher Clock.dec with the password YunaFun420's favorite Final Fantasy character (and password to Clock.dec) is... Tidus! (Just kidding, it's Yuna - all lowercase)
OR you could just DECHead Clock.dec
6. Move Clock.exe to the /bin/ folder - for some reason it goes to the /home/ folder.
7. Run Clock.exe
Congrats! You are now connected to a botnet! That /el/ guy was right!

That's just impolite
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Uh oh, I'm going to get censored hard on this one.
1. After Naix hacked you, you reply to his email with ♥♥♥♥ you or anything with the word ♥♥♥♥
2. Naix will reply back with:
Yeah, ♥♥♥♥ you too, buddy.
NOTE: YOU CANNOT GET TO /EL/ IF YOU WERE RUDE.
Another note: Steam censors the certain word, so I'll tell you to reply with a 4 letter word that starts with f...